𝗲𝘅𝗰𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀
𝙳𝙰𝙻𝙻𝙰𝚂 𝙸𝙼𝙰𝙽𝙸 𝙶𝙴𝙾𝚁𝙶𝙴.
𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙴𝙽𝙸𝚇 𝙰𝚉 - 𝐓𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘.
"Ima show you bitches how to pimp a nigga!" I gassed while walking through the parking.
"You ain't pimping shit. Shut the fuck up." Beno pushed me.
"If only you knew."
"A nigga with no legs died yesterday. Here go first 48 'couldn't stand a chance' face ass." Bam said causing me to laugh.
"That's really how it be." Niah shook her head.
"You want something?" Tobias asked me.
"No." I shook my head and continued to walk ahead.
"Tecc?!" I heard somebody say.
This nigga aint famous. hell?
He didn't even bother to turn around and look.
Rude.
But i did. I turned around and saw a light skin girl with long curly hair. She was on the slim side and had gorgeous eyes. Overall pretty.
"I know you hear her talking to you." I elbowed Tecc.
"I hear her, I'm just ignoring her."
"Well you should stop. She's pretty." I smiled.
"What her being pretty gotta do with this?"
"Everything... you must've did her like you did that other girl, only difference is this girl isn't ghetto and she's pretty."
"Okay." He shut the whole conversation down.
The girl caught up to us and just stared at me before looking at Tobias.
"You didn't hear me calling your name?" She mugged him.
"I did.. i just didn't care."
"Why? Because you got this bitch? You can't get rid of me baby! Im pregnant with yo child."
"First of all little munchkin she ain't finna be to many bitches." Gene mugged her.
"Girl mind your business." She put her hand in gene's face.
"You pregnant? Let me see.." He narrowed his eyes.
"Bitch move yo fucking hand." Gene slapped her hand down. "Clown ass bitch."
"Bitch if she wasn't pressed about being this nigga's secret why the fuck are you?"
"This nigga my secret too hell!? I ain't worried about it." I chuckled. "You talking all that hot shit because you pregnant and you think i wont slap yo ass."
She scoffed and rolled her eyes.
"Yea roll yo eyes bitch." Niah mugged her.
Will they leave me the hell alone?! I ain't shit to this boy!
"Its been a long time coming!" Beno dragged out as we walled away leaving Tobias and that girl to talk. "But i knoww! To keep my condomssss yea!" He mocked MO3
"You're stupid." I shook my head walking into the McDonalds. "I miss Morgan and B-max they really the hype."
"Them bitches on probation, they mama ain't having it." Bam shook his head.
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"Im really mad at you but im going to leave it alone." I told Tobias while sliding my shorts on.
"For what? I ain't did shit to you." He mugged me.
"You're right, but you treated that girl like she was shit.. that's disrespectful as fuck man." I took my shirt off throwing it to the hamper and grabbed his shirt sliding it over my head."
"She ain't my girl? Hell I'm supposed to be stressing over these hoes for?" He continued to mug me through the mirror.
"Okay Tobias."
"Can you hurry up so we can eat?" He stood up patting his pants. "Where my keys."
"You mean my keys?" I turned around and eyed him.
"No, our keys. Where they at?"
"In the living room." I pointed towards the door before sliding some shoes on following him out the room.
"Bestie I know you mot going out side like th-"
"What's wrong with her wanting to be comfortable? She ain't gotta impress anybody out there." Tobias shot his head in the direction of gene.
"I forgot y'all was defensive over each other." She mugged him before turning her attention back to her phone.
I shrugged and looked at the mirror that was hanging in the living room, making sure my hair scarf was on right."
"I really really think i look good... his shirt isn't that big one me." I smiled. "And im keeping it."
"No you're not. Now lets go." He grabbed my wrist pulling me out the front door.
"I don't look like a stay at home mom on her way to drop her kids off at school do i?" I asked him.
"No.. you look cute."
I smiled. "Awe that was very nice of you to say sir."
"Don't flatter yourself." He mumbled while pulling out of the parking lot.
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We had been ordered our food we was just waiting on it to get done.
"You really slow ain't you?" Tobias kicked my leg.
"You really blind ain't you?" I mugged him.
"Yea but still." He shrugged.
"Yea but still." I mocked him and continued to play with the salt packages.
After getting out food we went back to the car.
I drove somewhere quiet so we could do the normal, talk and eat, or i talked while he smoke and nod to everything. It was just our routine by now.
"I know you got something that makes you different i just can't put my finger on it though." He said randomly.
"What? Im the first bitch that ain't tried to throw my pussy on you without getting to know you first?" I eyed him.
"That too but it's something else." He picked up a chicken strip off my plate taking a bite. "You outspoken but soft as fuck in that same breath."
"Im not soft." I narrowed my eyes.
"Yea you is. Just because you don't break down and cry don't mean you not soft." He told me.
"Im not soft." I waved it off.
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"Im the alpha the omega everything in between." I said as we walked through the front door seeing everybody scattered around the living room.
"Awe if it isn't Clyde and Bonnie." Bam said while slouching on the couch.
"I can't believe they not together... chile it's been what? Four months?"
"Five." I corrected.
"And we'll never be together." Me and Tobias said in unison.
"Y'all sleep in the same bed." Morgan said in a duh tone.
"So?" I shook my head and shrugged.
"It's just..." beno sniffed. "Y'all would be so cute together." He sniffed again. "Wait never the fuck mind because y'all hit each other to much y'all be the most ugliest creatures on earth."
"Well... okay." I said.
Tobias was in the kitchen going through the cabinets. "Yo!" He exclaimed. "Where the fuck is my airheads? I hid that shit for a reason."
"Jane ate them." B-max threw his hands up.
"Nigga jane is at my house and never left!" Her turned around.
"I'll get you some more." I told him.
"Nah i want the ones i had in that damn cabinet." He waved me off while leaving the living room.
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The most disrespectful lyric i have ever heard but love so much is: im whipping foreigns to
make them go faster LMFAOOOO ITS MAD DISRESPECTFUL BUT FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME.