ace rants

By mr_clean23

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Basically me, an ace person, ranting about stuff, which is mainly my confusion about sexual people More

Celebrity Crushes
🌲 🌳 🌲
The bachelor???
HoW cAn YoU nOt WaNt SeX?
Suggestions
I am confusion
Dear The Other,
Riverdale
βœ¨πŸ’―Coming Out FailsπŸ’― ✨
Sexy
Netflix
SHERLOCK
Things about ace people:
Captain Marvel
Mathing
Squish
Untitled Part 18
Dream
I FOUND THE OTHER
More about me
Nebula
My FREAKING friend
AHHHH
Missing Out
Naruto
Pros and Cons of Being Ace
Thank you, Karen, gtfo
Sooooo
Coming Out Part#2829831029838271823
Yayayayay
Representation
Hecking annoyed
Big oof
Foreshadowing
LGBT can be LGBTQIA+phobic
YEEEEEEE
Camp
The ace ring
YoU hAvEn'T mEt ThE rIgHt PeRsOn YeT
Microlabels
Converse
AGHGDHJJBDJJWDGJ
Back at it again with that confusion
this is basically science
The Big Bang Theory
No in-between
A plethora of dumbasses
Imagine
Stay Safe y'all
Wishlist
THIS WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER IF I WAS STRAIGHT
Tumblr Aces
I've returned
Sex is great but...
Love
Mee-mees
37+ Questions for Allosexuals
😑GATEKEEPERS😑
LiFe HaCk
Answers
Pride
What did I ever do to you, Jesus?
My FaNtAsY
Cousins
Why me
πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ
JESUS WHAT DID I DO I'M SORRY
My classmates acting super ace part 2
The 100
69th part
Minorities
I'm back and I have a problem
Good Omens
More about what the actual fuck
Forum
You can't spell 'oblivious mom' without 'mom'
I'm Back
Leading you on
Fiber-Optic
Riddle me this
πŸ’—πŸ’œπŸ’™
That's unfortunately what she said
Tmi
Social media is H E L P F U L
Stranger Things
Ahahahah reasons I'm immature part 2 and also my am-ace-ing idea
Help me
Go watch it
Turns out I'm more awkward than I thought
You can only have 80 characters in the title
Fox News
Boundaries
Everyone loves P!ATD and he's still underrated
None of your phucking business
I made another story
Miscellaneous things that are all not really related to asexuality, sorry
Those very super extremely brain-scatteringly hot football boys
Dirty???
Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―
Take a hint
Introduction
Common Sense 101
S H E R L O C K
Let's just not acknowledge a fifth of the population
So I nearly shrieked in health today...πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I made an opinion
Sweatshirts
Gender
Pretending
Tbh this is probably the most on brand chapter so far for my book title
I can (try to) be wholesome
I'm just redumping my problem on you, so thanks
Tolerance
GUYS I FOUND OUT WHAT SEXUAL ATTRACTION FEELS LIKE!!!!!!!!
I have an idea
Mint and Health Class
Dom or sub?
The thing about titties
Miscellaneous stuff that's all not really related to asexuality, sorry part #2
FUCK DATING
I have another squish!!!
The Dance
You crush and date for what? Marriage? Pathetic.
Friends with benefits is an allo/allo only thing ig
I don't speak allosexual
Happy ace awareness week!!!!
We're literally not even that different??
Please...I just want friends
I want to believe...
Instagram
We're writing a book!!
We're writing a book!! Part 3
We're Writing a Book!! Part 4
Squishes are a mess
We're writing a book!! Part 5
SHUT UP ABOUT SEX PLEASE AND THANK YOU
Dating?????? and also me just talking about my life :)
So apparently I'm not the only who thought I was gay
Don't take my insecurities to heart please :)
More about Eyal
I don't believe in sexual attraction.
My friend is an insensitive shit and y'all get to hear about it
Turns out Eyal is not only allo, but also sucks
I have an idea :)
I found the other part 2!!
I have an analogy
More reviews because I almost have a life
✌️✌️✌️
Asexual Awakening (?)
Reminder :)
Even more about my squish and other relevant and irrelevent things
The only thing less predictable than how much I post is my sleep schedule
Valentines Day
Frozen 2 and JoJo Rabbit and Joker and Detective Pikachu and Dunkirk and Anna
My attempt at psychology
Coronavirus
Whoa. People exist. CRAZY
Things to do on self quarantine !!
More reviews and stuff yay
You get to hear about more of my problems !! (but they're somewhat ace related!)
Advice and affirmations
I will try to keep this story non-partisan I promise
More advice I guess
What does simp mean?
All press is good press except no
I'm sorry, it is just too confusing
Various opinions that don't warrant entire chapters
Part 2 of my idea
Some fun little things
How to help
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🌈 πŸ–€πŸ₯ˆπŸŽ‚πŸ’œ
More about how to help
people do what?????????????
Another idea!!
Another idea? But this one is much better :)
Judaism
I HAVE AN IDEA (that could actually happen)

We writing a book!! Part 2

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By mr_clean23

Okay!! So so far what we've decided is:

The main character is gender fluid and they go between female, Demi-girl, and agender. If anybody is gender fluid, agender, or Demi-girl, can you tell me what it's like and stuff? I don't know a ton about them, and I want to write them well. 

Next is names. I'm gonna write the ones y'all said (plus maybe a few more), and comment on the ones you like :) 

Also side note but I googled gender neutral names and one of the options was Lennon???? 

-Blue

-Felix

-Lucky

-Remi

-Morgan

-Kaori

-Tori

-Aeryn

-Rayne

-Skylar

-Robin

-Jessie

-Ash

-Charlie

-Nik

-Phoenix 

-Alex/Lex

-Bee

They're either going to be short or tall because votes were split equally on that

Their personality will be sarcastic, hardworking, and argumentative. For hardworking I was thinking maybe they could work fervishly for things they're motivated about but also won't try at all for things they don't acre about. Thoughts?

They're an ambivert

Their flaws are that they're not comfortable with being serious, they care too much about what people (especially parents) think of them, and they put others first to an unhealthy extent

Their greeting is either hi, 'sup fuckers, or *silence* (which is honestly me wow)

What they call other people was kind of spread out, so I'm gonna write all the ones that got comments and y'all can vote again

-Loser(s)

-you/y'all

-you/you guys

-fucker(s)

-my dude(s)

-broski(s)

-peep(s)

-kiddo(s)

-encased skeleton(s)

-subordinate(s)

-comrade(s)

-Fellow deception(s) 😏

-Or alternatively, fellow (random noun) 

 Their motivation is kind of complicated because they say it's for sleep and to get everything over with, but it's actually that they want platonic love and approval from everyone/society, their parents, and someone who has previously hurt them (which could also be their parents/society)

They're aromantic

They're somewhere between 14 and 17, so please comment which year in between all those

Their comfort topics are pro LGBTQ+ rights and memes/boomers

They do theater, writing, and they're on the speech team. They like watching Netflix, but seeing from their other hobbies, they don't have much time for that. There are a lot of speech events, so I'm gonna write the names and a brief description of some and y'all can choose

1. Congressional debate (model congress or congress): Basically you get bills a week before a tournament and you have that week to come up with arguments for or against these bills. Then you debate them like it was in the US congress. It's pretty cool.

2. Extemporaneous speaking (extempt) : This one's one of the hardest if not the hardest event. You get a question about politics and have thirty minutes to basically make a five paragraph essay on it complete with sources and all that. Then you have to present it, but you don't have your notes, so you have to do it from memory (People write out the points for the essay, they don't actually write it out)

3. Impromptu speaking (impromptu): This is sort of like extempt. You get a word or phrase or current event or something and have seven minutes to come up with ideas and then present a speech about the word/phrase/event. 

4. Prose Reading (Prose): You perform a story written by someone else. The thing about prose is that most of the speeches that do well are about someone's death, so either you present the heaviest shit ever or you don't get a good score from the judge. You get to keep a small black binder with you while you're presenting with the speech so you can check that if you forget it.

5. Duo interpretation (duo): Duo is REALLY cool. It's two people who present a story together. These stories are often pretty heavy too, but not always. I'm gonna attach a link for an example (they don't all have singing). Those one's a memorized event, so no binder.

6. Original Oratory (OO): You write a speech about something that should change. Some really interesting ones have been why we shouldn't measure growth as just going up, and how we need to check sources more for debaters. AND it's not all about death!! You don't get a binder (I think). Also yeah, it's pronounced owo

7. Informative Speaking (info): this is the same as OO except you write about some (generally niche) topic and inform the judge about it. This one doesn't have a binder, but you do have slides with images to show the judge that help's illustrate your point.

8. Children's literature (Kiddy lit): This is the most over-the-top of the events. You choose a childrens' book and perform it with different voices and poses for each character and all that. The motto for it is basically "no shame." You get a binder.

9. Declamation (dec): You present someone else's speech, and it's memorized.

10. Programmed Oral Interp (POI): This is a cool event. It's pretty new, so not a ton of people do. Basically you choose a very niche specific topic to explore (for example my friend is doing one on why the concepts of heaven and hell/the afterlife in general show up in so many religions). You combine a lot of different genres like poetry, stories, speeches, etc. to present your idea. 

11. Poetry Reading (poetry): You present a super long poem and shorter, related poems for memory. 

12. Multiple Reading (mult): This is also a really cool event. It's like duo but with five to eight people. You get a binder

There are some more that I didn't include either a.) because I don't know them as well or b.) I don't like them (Specifically group discussion and radio broadcasting for anyone who does speech)

Where they're from: So I got a LOT of suggestions. I got a bunch for having it in the south United States, so I'm down to do that, but y'all have to tell me a bit about the culture and all that because the south and where I'm from are pretty different.

I forgot some things, so here's more character building:

Catchprase(s):

-Oof (That's a BIG oof, quite an oof, oofer, etc.)

-Fiddlesticks!!

-Jesus

-Oh fuck

-Damn

-Bruhh

-That sounds like a you problem

-I aced that


Parents (I'll make it work, just comment on the ones you want):

1 mom

2 moms

3 moms??

1 step mom

2 step moms

1 dad

2 dads

3 dads??

1 step dad

2 step dads

For non-binary, there's no set term, but there were some suggestions, and I liked zaza, so we're using that (it's like mama or papa but with z)

1 zaza

2 zazas

3 zazas?

1 step zaza

2 step zazas


Siblings (some thing):

1 brother

2 brothers

3 brothers

4 brothers

5+ brothers

1 step/half brother

2 step/half brothers

1 sister

2 sisters

3 sisters

4 sisters

8 sisters

1 step/half sister

2 step/half sisters

3 step half/sisters

1 nb sibling

2 nb siblings

3 nb siblings

5 nb siblings

1 half/step nb sibling

2 half/step nb siblings

3 half/step nb siblings


Is their family bigoted??

yes 

no

the parents are but the kids aren't


Pets?

-Doggo

-cat

-bird (parrot!!????)

-nope rope

-other (comment)


How many friends do they have?

-none :,(

-1

-2-4

-5-12

-they have like 3 close friends and a bunch of less close friends

-they're friends with nearly everyone but not super close with anyone


Are their friends bigoted?

-Muy bigoted

-Casually LGBTQ+phobic

-nope

-They're all/mostly LGBTQ+


Comment the languages they speak


Now, for what they look like:

Hair color:

-Blond

-ginger

-light brown

-dark brown

-Black (I know people don't actually have black hair, fuck off)

-some pastel color

-Some bright color


haircut:

-Buzzcut

-pixie cut

-eboy hair (short in the back with bangs in the front)

-bob

-shoulder length

-longer than that


Is it curly?

-As straight as the guys who wear shorts in 20 degree weather

-A little wavy

-wavy

-loose curls

-MUCH curls 


Skin color:

Just comment the code (ex. A1) and their ethnicity


Eye color:

-Green

-Blue

-Hazel

-light brown

-normal brown

-dark brown

-grey

-It changes


Body type:

Stick boi (unhealthily skinny)

 regular skinny

a little bit of fat but not really

You know female goddesses in greek statues? Kind of like that

Chubbier

overweight 

Much muscle


I'm gonna make another chapter for figure out the details of the plot and all that, but do y'all have any base ideas? Or intricate ideas, those are good too. Also if you have a piece of an idea that's also great. So yeah, please comment those :)


By the way I forgot to mention I'm on my school's speech team, and anyway I'm going to be writing a speech for OO, and if y'all could help me out a little, that would be great!!

So what I'm writing about (I don't exactly know how to put it into words) is that we also think about how unrequited love affects the person it's directed at too. Which I know sounds very much like a pity piece about the boy that likes me, and it partially is, but I read a text post about it a few months ago, and that's what the idea is really from. 

I also don't plan on calling out the boy who likes me because I'm not a dick. The speech has to be about 10 minutes long, so I need some content to talk about.

So far what I have in my head is to start with that thing that goes "love is like a magic penny. Hold it tight and you won't have any, spend it, lend it, and you'll have so many; they'll roll all over their floor." And then say something like, "but what if you love someone so much that *insert how you supposedly feel about a crush*" and then something like "and when you finally build up your courage to ask them out, they say no. How could they?" (obviously it's gonna sound better than that, this is just the gist of it)

And then I explain how it looks from the other person's perspective. And somehow I'm gonna also talk about how a lot of school shootings have happened because because a guy was rejected by a girl (ex. parkland which I know had more to do with entitlement but if it's partially my reason too).

But beyond that, idk what to write about, so if y'all know anything related to that, that would be spectacular 




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