"What's so weird about my question?!!!" Jingyi asked him.
Wei Wuxian sighed and blushed, "It's just that... You're so unlan-like, almost like I raised you myself! Even though I did adopt you so you are my son! But still! The reason why I attract ghosts is because of my spiritual energy, also me being the yiling patriarch!"
Lan Jingyi smiled, "Okay, Mother! I'm not a child! You can use those words with me! I'm 25 years old!"
"You- you brat!!!! You sure don't act like one!!!" Wei Wuxian put him in a headlock.
"Ahhh! That hurts!! You don't act 45 either!!!! You act like a teenager in heat! Wait!!!" Jingyi yelled and instantly regretted what he said.
Wei Wuxian's jaw dropped, "You really want to copy rules don't ya?! How do you know what someone in heat acts like? Tell me!! Oh!! You've spied on us haven't you! Naughty!!!" He smirks!
Lan Jingyi blushed furiously, "How could I not when you two do it anywhere!!!! You did it in the cold spring!!! Other people have to bathe there!!! And it wasn't just me!!! Jin Ling, SiZhui and the others too! Except for the younger ones!"
Jin Ling blushed furiously, "You idiot!!!!! Do you want to copy the rules?!!!!"
Lan SiZhui patted his back, "It's our fault for looking! We'll take the punishment you give us!" He bows to his fathers.
"Lan Zhan~, what should we have them do?!! Hmmm?" He smirks and cups his chin.
"Cleaning the library! And copying rules 3 times!" Lan WangJi sternly said.
"YES SIR!!!" They bowed to him.
Lan Qiren looked like he was about to have a stroke, "Shameless!" Was all he could mutter out, he never thought he would hear about his nephew's sex life.
They finally got home, Lan WangJi and Wei Wuxian went to their bedroom, and had some adult time to themselves.
Wei Wuxian sits on Lan WangJi's lap fully naked, he puts his hair in his mouth and cutely begs, "Ravish my body!!! Hehe! Hahhhh! Mph!" He moans as he was kissed with hunger.
"Hehe! Lan Zhan! The juniors saw us!!! Hahahaha! Hahhhh! Slow down!!! There!" He gasps as his ear was licked.
He trembled tremendously, Lan WangJi grabs his cock and pumps it, "Does it feel good?!" Lan WangJi whispers into his ear seductively and bites it.
Wei Wuxian blushed furiously, tears came out, "Where did my husband go?!! You're scaring me!!! Hahhh!!!" He pants as he was entered from behind.
"How?!" Lan WangJi turned his head towards him.
"You usually don't seduce me!!! It's strange! Hahhh! But I love it~! But my heart!! Hahaha! It's beating so fast!!! Hahhhhhh!" He was in so much pleasure.
"Because you want me to!" Lan WangJi thrusts his hips hard into Wei Wuxian.
".... Hahhhh!" He screams as his prostate was hit.
Jiang Cheng was walking outside of the house and he heard his brother, "Why am I always their third wheel!" He blushes and walks away.
Wei Wuxian bobbed up and down every time Lan WangJi thrusted into him.
Wei Wuxian flipped their positions so he could face his husband, wrapping his arms around his neck he pulls him down, putting Lan WangJi's full weight on himself.
"Wei Ying! I'll crush you!" Lan WangJi frantically told him.
"I'm a man! I'm not some delicate 120lbs woman. Even though I am 130lbs."
(I don't know kilograms! I'm from the US and we use pounds or lbs.)
"You need to gain weight! You're under weight!" He pinched the skin where his ribs were.
"Ouch! Ahhh~! I thought you liked me being tiny! I mean you can lift me with no problem! Hahh! Lan Zhan! I'm gonna cum! Ahhh!" His face burned, and his breath hitched.
Lan WangJi's eyes sparkled, "I'm not going to force it, but you really need to take your health into consideration! Did that feel good?!"
Wei Wuxian panted heavily, "Yes that felt good!"
Lan WangJi thrusted some more and picked up the pace, "Wei Ying! I love you!"
Wei Wuxian gasped, "I... Hah! Love you too! Hahhh!"
Lan WangJi came inside of him and trembled tremendously, he leans in and kisses Wei Wuxian's lips.
Wei Wuxian sticks his tongue out and they French kiss, his cheeks red.
Lan WangJi pulls out of him and lays down beside him, "Wei Ying."
Wei Wuxian looked at him, "Hmm?"
Lan WangJi caresses his cheek, "You did great today!"
Wei Wuxian blushed, "I was just defending her. Because she left him because of how controlling he was, and then she gets killed by her own lover. I thought she was living at first. ... she gave me something while hugging me... I think it was something to give you... she whispered to me before fading, 'give this to your spouse, he'll know what to do' she wants us to solve her murder. Maybe finding out what this is could give us a clue as to why she was killed."
Lan WangJi took it out of his hands and looked at it, "Maybe Uncle could give us a clue! Get dressed!"
Wei Wuxian trembled, "Lan Zhan~, could you take your semen out of my ass! It's uncomfortable!" He shifts his legs rubbing them together.
"En!" Lan WangJi complies.
He puts his fingers in side of his hole and digs the semen out, looking at it with interest, it was a mixture of his semen and Wei wuxian's body fluids, and a little bit of semen. Lan WangJi licks his hand seductively and Wei Wuxian blushed, "What the hell are you doing?!!!! Lan Zhan!!! You pervert!!!!" He trembled and cried a little.
Lan WangJi looked at him and puts his fingers in Wei Wuxian's mouth, Wei Wuxian looked down at his hand, "Mph!" His eyebrows furrowed.
Lan WangJi pulls out his fingers and kisses his lips, "You like it!"
"Lan Zhannnn! You're the biggest pervert I've ever met!!!" Wei Wuxian teases him.
"Unless you want more get dressed!" Lan WangJi provokes him.
Wei Wuxian cries, "You're scaring me!!!"
After an hour they finally leave the room, on the way to where Lan Qiren was, Lan Xian ran to them, "Mommy!! Daddy!!! Look what I made for you!!!" It was flower crowns.
Wei Wuxian picked her up and giggled, "I missed you!" She puts the flower crown on his head and giggles.
Lan WangJi smiled, "Bring her with us!"
Wei Wuxian blushed, "En!"
Lan Xian giggles, "mommy, you smell funny!"
Wei Wuxian blushed, "Ehhh?!! Do I?!" He glared at Lan WangJi.
Good thing she doesn't know what sexual intercourse smells like, since they're both males, their hormones make the weirdest smells.
'How am I ever going to explain to her that I have gay sex?!!! Gahhh! Does she know I'm a man?! Does she really think I'm a woman?! I don't want to break her heart!' Wei Wuxian thought to himself.
"Um... Lan Xian! I have something to ask you! Be honest! Do you know that your father and I... are both males? And that we... do things that your friends parents don't." Wei Wuxian asked her.
Lan Xian looked at him, "I know you two are men! And if you're talking about the deed! My friends told me... they make fun of you two for it. Saying it's immoral and you'll be punished by heaven's law."
Wei Wuxian hitched a breath, "I'm sorry!" He started sobbing. Hugging her tightly.
"No! Nothing to be sorry for! I'm happy! They don't have the strongest cultivators in the world as parents!" She smiles.
Lan WangJi takes them into his arms, "I love you two!"
They arrive to where Lan Qiren was, and that was the library pavilion because the juniors had to clean the library as punishment.
The walk into the library and the juniors exclaim, "Senior Wei, Hanguang-Jun!"
Lan Qiren was reading the notes that both Wei Wuxian and Lan WangJi had wrote, he looked up and saw them, "You need something?!"
"The lady ghost had gave me something before fading away, she wanted us to solve her murder! She thinks her lover did it, but she also suspects that it was someone else. Have any idea what it could be?!" He hands the item to him.
The item was a jewel, it was colorful, Lan Qiren looked at it and had a face of horror, "It can't be!"
Wei Wuxian looked at him confused, "What?! Tell us!!"
Lan Qiren huffed, "It's a long story! Sit!"
(New arc with Uncle lan's story!!!)