South park oneshots

By SpacemanParker

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A bunch of gay ass oneshots basically. So far it contains: Bunny, Creek, Kyman, Style, Stylenny, Stutters... More

Bunny - Soft hair and warm hugs
Kyman - Maybe I don't hate you
Creek - I won't let them hurt you
Stylenny - Fuck you Eric
Stutters - I think you're pretty swell
Jyle - Can I have this dance?
Kyman - Im fine kyle
Tyde - Do you think bugs can smile?
Bunny - It means a lot
Tyde - You will never know
Stutters - All better?
Bunny - More than words can say
Bunny (Mysterion x Majorine) - Ducks and daisy chains
Style - Can we pretend that didnt happen?
Creek - Wanna make a blanket fort?
Kyman - Im so sorry
Bunny - Professor Chaos x Mysterion
Creek - How about that Slushie?
Stylenny - Bon appetite!
Style - Hypothetically
Style - Red solo cup
Creek - How did you know
Bunny - All I want for Christmas
Bunny - My hero
Kyman - Matching bruises
Kyman - Spoken like a love confession
Style - Will you be my boyfriend?
Creek - Surprises
Style - Trust me
K2 - What?
Creek - I'll have a black coffee
Bunny - Girls night
Style - What would you say
Creek - I miss my spaceman
Bunny - Im here buddy
Tyde - Im not tired
Stylenny - The best birthday
Bunny - Good Times with weapons
Bunny - Good times with weapons (part 2)
Cryle - Just tell him
Kyman - Unlikely pair
Bunny - Smile
Style - Me too
Bunny - Guardian angel
Creek - Coffee Shop
Kyutters - Knock it off fatass
Bunny - Can we do it again?
Cryle - The hot friend
Style - Finally
Style - You're drunk Stan
Bunny - Weird Orange Chicken
Bunny - It really is
Kyman - Thank you
Cryle - The hot friend ( part 2)
Crenny - I need you
Stylenny - Big pile of cute
Stutters - I think I like you
Kyman - Thats gay
Bunny - Milk
Cryle - Just coffee
Bunny - The perfect photo
Creek - Second ever kiss
Crenny - Better make today count then
Bunny - I trust you Kenny
Tyde - Sleepover
Creek - Kiss it better
Style - The start of something perfect.
Style - Like this?
Jimtim - Need a ride?
Kyman - The coon ( part 1)
Bunny - Squishy
Style (Kite x toolshed) - Emergencies only
Kyman - The coon ( Part 2)
Twenny - One bean at a time
Twenny - THE LASAGNE
Steek - On the house
Scutters - We don't need the others
Bunny - Luckiest person in the world
Bratters - More than just a best friend
Creek - Fuck it
Tyde - It wont smell the same
Bunny - Care to dance?
Kyman - I knew you loved me
Creek - Beans
Stylenny - So much for unpacking
Twutters - First date
Kyman - Truth or dare
Kyman - Worth it
Staig - Mario Kart with a demon
Cryde - I'm taken?
Carters - Nothing to you
Bunny - Is that a yes?
Cryle - I think I'd like that
Karen x Tricia - Operation Taren
Dip - It was perfect
Twutters - Toothache
Trenters - Im not going to let anyone hurt you
Tyde - Why would you ever kiss me
Bendy - But I love it
Fike- Dont let it go to your head
Stylenny - That's what you get
Kenman - You're cute
K2 - Crush
Stolovan - The exception
Kyman - His fatass
Stenny - Everything
Kenman - Pudgy marshmallow
Style - I love you too dumbass
Jimtim - One letter meant the world
Style - You
Creek - Five more minutes of hugs
Stanman - When you put it like that
Stylenny - Waffles?
Style - I love you ok?
Staig - Braceface
Style - Forever
Creek - He did warn you
Creek - Second cutest guy
Tyde - What i want
Kenman - I want to marry the Princess
Creek - Tiny Snakes
Creek - Last one upstairs
Tyde - If I was a worm
Style - Bad day?
Creek - Need help, come quick.
Tyde - Me neither
Bunny - I love you too Buttercup
Dip - Never be alone again
Jyle - This was nice
Cryle - Coffee and homework?
Bunny (Chaos x mysterion)- Maybe villains can have happy endings
Bunny - Blueberry?
Gregstophe - A brand new shovel
Fike - I'll curse you
Twenny - The ant and the fly
Bunny - Not so alone afterall
Fike- Cute goth boyfriend
Cryde - The right motivation
Kyman - Good enough
Jyle - Replaceable
Crutters- Soulmate au
Bunny - M'lady
Bunny - True loves kiss
K2 - Apple
Style - Last Name
Bunny - Cold hotpockets

Creek - Happy anniversary

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By SpacemanParker

Craig lazily stumbled towards the bitter but familiar smell of black coffee,  the sleep in his eyes making him trip over his own feet constantly,  his slippers scraping quietly against the wood.  He chuckled lightly when he saw 'Craig sucks' written on the fridge in magnets,  smiling as he remembered the previous night.  It had been date night,  and Craig may or may not have fallen asleep. In his defense it was three in the morning and the pair had been snuggled on the sofa watching sappy love movies. " Tweekyyyy" Craig drawled alluringly,  trying to decipher where his boyfriend was. He stopped when he spotted a short and thin silhouette staring happily out of the window,  and grinned when he saw that it was engulfed in one of his hoodies. Tweek was wearing this and his boxers,  that Craig was all too familiar with. He plodded up to the blonde and wrapped his arms behind his waist,  leaning his head on his shoulder. " That stuff reeks dude" Craig said through a grin,  kissing Tweek gently on the cheek.  " Says you Tucker" Tweek giggled back,  sipping his coffee and looking at his boyfriend smugly. " Hey I dont smell that ba-" Craig whined,  sniffing his armpit and pausing abruptly.  " Ok touché twitchy".  He agreed, taking Tweeks now empty cup from him and putting it in the sink. " Go shower honey" Tweek rolled his eyes, snaking his hands around his boyfriends neck and pulling him into a sweet and gentle kiss. " Okayyyyy,  but not because you told me to" Craig mocked annoyance, his nose not even an inch away from Tweeks,  smiling and kissing back before shuffling to the bathroom. As soon as Craig was out of sight, Tweek rushed to the cupboard,  pulling out various ingredients and a large pan. It was the pairs seven year anniversary today,  and Tweek had made Craig stay up late the night before,  secretly hoping that it would make him sleep longer,  giving Tweek time to make an extra special breakfast. It had clearly not worked.  The blonde had also been trying his hardest not to remind Craig that it was their anniversary,  since he has been known to go all out for any event involving Tweek.  For example,  valentines day was blown way out of proportion when Craig worked night shifts in secret for three months and bought them both a two week vacation in Venice.  Tweek was determined to make this day as special to Craig as it was to him,  and had every cliche lined up in hopes of making his boyfriend feel as loved as he was. He scrambled to make the pancakes before Craig left the shower,  while still being extremely careful to add just the right amount of ingredients and cook them just the right way.  After months of practice souffle pancakes were second nature to Tweek,  who managed to shape them into attractive heart shapes and neatly scoop them onto the plate.  He twitched nervously as he dusted them with icing sugar,  making sure every spec looked perfect.  He placed the freshly picked strawberries from their garden onto the chopping board,  sticking his tongue out in concentration as he cut them into hearts. He placed them strategically on the fluffy stack of cakes,  sighing with relief when he had finished.  He watched the sticky syrup drip down the sides and his mouth watered expectantly,  but his work was not done. He grabbed the blender,  scooping heaps of icecream and the remaining strawberries into it with the intention of making the biggest milkshake Craig had ever seen. Craig raised an eyebrow when he heard the blender humming from the kitchen. He ran his fingers through his hair,  washing out the shampoo but also clearing his mind.  Why was Tweek using the blender after he had just had his coffee? He shook his head and continued washing himself,  smiling when he heard light footsteps creeping into the room.  " Baby I can hear you" He laughed,  drawing back the curtain only to be met with a flash of blonde leaving the room.  He sighed  in disappointment,  looking around and noticing that Tweek had laid out fresh clothes for him on the radiator,  so that they would be warm by the time he was finished in the shower. He smiled at his boyfriends adorableness,  rinsing the last of the soap from his body and stepping out,  water dripping from his body onto the floor. Meanwhile Tweek was rushing to make the dining room look like something from one of the movies they had watched last night.  He placed a red rose in a vase as a finishing touch,  satisfied with his work.  He heard Craig step out of the shower,  and eagerly skidded around the corner,  waiting outside the door in anticipation. When Craig was finally ready,  Tweek lept on him suddenly,  hugging him as tight as he could.  Craig wasnt expecting this,  and struggled to remain standing,  his thin but strong arms instinctively gripping the excited boy.  " Hey there baby" He smiled, laughing at the dorky smile plastered on Tweeks lips. Tweek replied with a satisfied hum,  hopping down and pulling Craig towards the breakfast he had prepared. Craig looked at him confused,  shrugging and following anyway.  " Happy anniversary! " Tweek said proudly,  using his arms to display the table. Craig clapped a hand over his mouth in shock,  but to Tweeks surprise began to giggle.  " What..? " Tweek asked, concerned that he had not been impressed. Craig kissed Tweeks nose sweetly in response,  and opened the fridge,  pulling back some tin foil to reveal his sad version of what Tweek had done.  It consisted of three burnt looking pancakes,  each one topped with a specific pattern of blueberries.  The first was the letter I,  the second was a heart that looked more like an egg,  and the third was the letter U.  The pair looked at the mess,  then at each other and laughed,  it being clear who the chef was of the pair.  " I figured that I wouldnt wake up before you so I made these yesterday. They dont look as good as yours but you should have seen some of the rejects. " Craig laughed,  grimacing slightly as he recalled the stone like creations. The pancakes that Craig had made honestly could have been made by a five year old,  but it was clear that Craig had put a lot of effort into them,  and that warmed Tweeks heart. " Anyway uh..  Happy anniversary..? " Craig chuckled nervously,  presenting the plate to his smiling boyfriend. Tweek gladly accepted the food,  putting it in the microwave and turning the quiet music up slightly.  It was calm and smooth,  and Craig couldn't help but scoop the shorter boy up into an improvised slow dance. Tweek smiled as his boyfriend hummed peacefully,  the noise mixing with gentle birdsong from behind the window and sending shivers down his spine. They spun around in their socks,  laughing in amusement and smiling lovingly into each others eyes.  Craig slyly dipped his boyfriend,  making him squeal in shock,  and pressed their lips together passionately. As if on cue,  the microwave pinged,  and Craig released a giddy Tweek so that he could get his breakfast out. Craig sat down grinning, licking his lips at the professional quality that was Tweeks cooking." This looks too good to eat..  Thank you honey,  I love you" He smiled as he waited patiently for his now blushing boyfriend to sit down,  then hungrily dug in.  He groaned in pleasure when the sweetness coated his mouth,  and looked up at Tweek woth his cheeks stuffed full of the heavenly goodness,  smiling with closed eyes in appreciation. " MmfphHh" He began,  before gulping down the food that was muffling him.  " This is really good Tweekers" He grinned,  placing a mouthful on his fork and holding it out to him.  " Try some" Tweek allowed Craig to feed him, smiling more at the action than at the food. " Its not my best" Tweek shrugged modestly,  before cautiously biting into the flattened and slightly charred mess that Craig had made. He tried to hide a grimace as the burnt cake crunched in his mouth,  wanting to show Craig that he appreciated the gesture. " I cant believe you actually ate that" Craig laughed,  rolling his eyes at how nice Tweek was to him. " I tried my best but even I know that thats practically poison. Lets just share these. " He smiled,  pushing his plate into the middle and pressing a forkful of the food between Tweeks lips. Tweek smiled happily,  glad that Craig was so understanding. " Oh yea,  I meant to say earlier,  sorry for falling asleep last night" Craig said softly,  already beginning to create a new mouthful of breakfast on the fork.  " No -GAH!  Craig its fine!  I tried to make you fall asleep so I could do this! " Tweek explained quickly,  before Craig put the fork into his open mouth. " Really?  You're evil Tweeky" Craig grinned,  relieved that he hadnt ruined last night.

I didnt want to end it here but it's late and its already too long.  Comment if you wanna see the rest of the day Tweek has planned in another chapter.

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