The next morning Wei Wuxian woke up with his ass sore, "Lan Zhan~, it hurts~! You beast! I have to teach the kids today! They'll know that we did it!!!" He complains
Lan Sizhui, Jin Ling and Lan Jingyi were talking to Lan WangJi and he blushed, "Well, you're finally up! Teacher!" Jin Ling scolded his uncle.
Lan WangJi sighs, "Wei Ying! Clothes!" He hands him his clothes and Wei Wuxian flushes.
"Come on, we don't have all day! Who cares if I see your privates! Geez!" Lan Jingyi yells.
Wei Wuxian giggled, "Who was it that screamed like a girl when I took off my clothes at the spring on our night hunt?"
Jingyi's face turns red, "SHUTUP!"
Lan WangJi giggles, "Wei Ying, get dressed."
Wei Wuxian gets up and puts on his clothes, and this time he puts on pants.
Lan WangJi gets up and brushes his hair, putting his red ribbon in his hair.
He left the room with the juniors and jingyi asked him something, "Aren't you gonna kiss him goodbye?"
Wei Wuxian looks at him, "Huh?"
"I mean say something cool like, 'I'll be back soon' or 'Love you!' Or 'I'll miss you!' And then kiss him!" His eyes sparkles.
Wei Wuxian facepalms, "Where... where did... you learn that from?! Don't ever let Uncle Lan hear you say that!" He blushes and his lips trembled.
He ran back into the house, "Forget something?" Lan WangJi asks him.
Wei Wuxian blushes and kisses him, "A goodbye kiss! I'll be back!"
Lan WangJi's eyes widens, "En!?"
Wei Wuxian trembled, "Jingyi asked why I didn't!"
He left Lan WangJi in shock, "Wei Ying!"
Wei Wuxian walked to the Lan Shi, he heard them talking about what Jingyi had told him and waited by the door.
"So, what did senior Wei say?" The others asked
"He asked where I heard it from! And he ran back into the house to do something, he probably got caught.... up... s-senior w-w-Wei!" Jingyi gasped
"Heh? You are perverts! Be glad I won't make you write the rules!" He smirks at him.
Lan Jingyi looks down, "Sorry, it won't happen again, sir!"
"Now, on to the lesson! Who knows what to do when you need help from seniors?" Wei Wuxian asks.
Lan Xian raises her hand, " Lan Xian!"
"Smoke signals! And mommy, is your arm okay?" She pouts.
The others look in worry, "What happened?"
"Haha! Yesterday... I was teaching her how to use spiritual energy and while I was talking to Lan Zhan she ended up hitting me with regular spiritual energy mixed with demonic energy." He lifts his sleeve to show them and they all looked in horror.
"Pshhh! You should punish her! If I hit my parents with spiritual energy they would beat me!" A boy said.
Wei Wuxian's eye brows furrowed, "We are not punishing her!!! For that you will write the rules 3 times!"
The others gasped,"Father! Can we do the lesson now?" Lan SiZhui asks him and Wei Wuxian smiled.
"When you use the smoke signal, don't try to take matters into your own hands!" Wei Wuxian told them.
"Also, Uncle Lan, told me to tell you about... safe sex! Don't ask me why! I don't know!" He blushed.
The juniors looked horrified, "Huhhh?"
Wei Wuxian began, "Lan Xian could you go play with daddy while we do this?"
Lan Xian got up and bowed to him, "you better play with me afterwards!"
Wei Wuxian laughed, "How are you going to teach heterosexual sex to us if all you have ever had was homosexual sex?"
"Hah? Didn't you hear about my past? I used to read heterosexual erotica books in my youth!" Wei Wuxian blushes.
"Get on with it!" Jin Ling tells him.
"Well... when you and your partner are ready... please ask for consent. And don't be too rough on her or him. I know what it feels like to be f.... penetrated too hard. It hurts!" Wei Wuxian sits down because his ass really was hurting.
"Isn't anal sex supposed to hurt? I mean sex between cutsleeves according to my parents is just lust not love!" The boy from earlier asked him.
Wei Wuxian scowls, "Well, your parents are wrong! He does me gently sometimes, but I like it hard! But when you're about to do the deed, prepare by fingers!" He blushed when his husband walks in.
Lan WangJi walks up to him and kisses him, "Lan Xian told me that you punished someone to write the rules three times! Why? She was sobbing so I couldn't get it out of her!"
Wei Wuxian blushed, and whispers in his ear, "He said, 'you should punish her' because of what happened to my arm! Come on help me!"
He takes Lan WangJi's hand into his and Lan WangJi nods, "En! After class go to the library to be punished! Sizhui and Jin Ling, you two look after him!"
Jin Ling and Lan SiZhui both nodded.
"Um... so~ how to be safe during sex?" Wei Wuxian asked him.
"So... um... how do you finger exactly!" A few boys asked.
"Do I have to show you? That is weird! Perverts! You better not tell anyone about this!" Wei Wuxian glared at them.
They gulped, "How else would we know?"
Lan WangJi was hesitant, "Wei Ying!!!"
Wei Wuxian looks at him and he complies.
Wei Wuxian opens his robes and slides his pants down a little bit, he was shy so he hid his privates, "This is embarrassing!"
Lan WangJi slips a finger into his hole and he bites his lips to keep himself from moaning, "can we stop this now?"
He blushes at his voice, and "Take it out, Lan Zhan, it hurts~!" Lan WangJi takes his finger out and wipes his finger with a towel.
Wei Wuxian was next to his husband dreaming this while he taught class, he blushed furiously at his dream.
"What?" Lan WangJi asks him.
Wei Wuxian shakes his head, "N-nothing! I just had a weird dream that's all!" He was glad it wasn't real.
'Why the hell would Uncle Lan allow me to teach sex Ed!' He covers his face and screams internally.
But apparently the part where the boy was being punished for saying something about his daughter, was true.
After dismissing class and waiting for everyone to leave Lan WangJi caresses his cheek, "Why are you blushing?"
Wei Wuxian looks away, "Hehe! I had a weird dream! Where we had to teach sex Ed to them and we showed them a demonstration!"
Lan WangJi looks at him and much to his horror, "That did happen! You fell asleep afterwards!"
Wei Wuxian panicked, "Whatttt? But!!! That was so embarrassing!!!" He cried
Lan WangJi lifts his robe and slaps his ass, "I want you!"
Wei Wuxian froze, "you..." he blushed furiously.
Lan WangJi smirks at him and puts something in his hole, "Lan Zhan! What did you put in me!" He gasps.
It was a dildo (lol), Wei Wuxian looks behind him and puffs, "Lan Zhan! Why would I need that, If I have yours! Yours is way bigger and satisfies me! It feels so weird!" He trembles, and he squirted a little bit.
"Hah! Kiss me~!" He sticks out his tongue and Lan WangJi kissed him.
Wei Wuxian closes his eyes, melting into the kiss. Lan WangJi releases the kiss and takes out the dildo.
Lan WangJi then grabs Wei Wuxian's hips and enters him, "Hah! Lan Zhan! Hah!" He pants and moans.
Lan WangJi lifts his legs and widens them, Wei Wuxian flushes, "You pervert! I love you, but sometimes you're a bastard, you know that!" He tells him.
Lan WangJi smiled, "En!"
Lan WangJi then grabs his cock and pumps it, Wei Wuxian's mouth opened wide, and he trembled, "Haha! Lan! Zhan! You're so deep!" He deliriously laughed.
Lan WangJi thrusted into him with vigor, "You like it?" He whispers seductively.
Wei Wuxian, "Eeek! My ears are sensitive!"
For a couple of minutes they kissed each other and licked skin, without talking, to take their minds off of the pleasure they were both in.
"I like it! I love everything you do to me!!! It drives me crazy!" Wei Wuxian gasps as his prostate was hit.
They came so hard that they were panting, "We've gotta clean this up~!" Wei Wuxian giggles.
They indeed had made a mess, with their semen, Lan WangJi pulls out and did something unexpected, he licked Wei Wuxian's stomach, that was covered in semen.
Wei Wuxian was at a loss of words, "..."
Lan WangJi then puts his cock in Wei Wuxian's mouth, Wei Wuxian's eyes widens.
"Mph!" Wei Wuxian groaned.
Wei Wuxian then sucked on it and deep throats it, he winced as he felt like gagging.
Lan WangJi pulls his cock out of his mouth all of the sudden, and kissed his lips.
After awhile they cleaned their mess up and left the room, A couple minutes later Lan Qiren comes in and trembled in anger.
"WEI WUXIAN!!!!!!" They had left the sex toy there.
Wei Wuxian couldn't hold his laughter anymore, "Hahaha! Why are you blaming me!!! It was Lan Zhan! Lan Zhan! Hahahaha! My stomach! You look so unlan holding it! Do you know where that's been! Up my ass!"
Lan WangJi elbowed him and he winced in pain, "Shameless!"
Lan Qiren blushed, "I'm not an idiot! You two had sex in the Lanshi! After that boy is done with his copying of rules, you two copy it! 5 times!" He threw the thing at Wei Wuxian, who in turn was shocked!
"F-five times! I couldn't even survive 3 times!" He complains.
"Hmph! That's what you get for having sex inside of the classroom!! You should think about why I'm punishing you! Geez! I would have never thought I would have to punish my nephew, it's your fault! You made him fall in love with you.... with your looks!" He points at Wei Wuxian and trembled in anger.
"Yes, sir! We'll do it!" Lan WangJi bows to his uncle.
Wei Wuxian smirks, "Eh~? What are you thinking? Huh~? Lan Zhan~! You're sly!"
Lan Qiren scowls, "You're an idiotic couple! I'm not going to stop you from having sex, but please clean up." He storms off in rage, but elegance.
Wei Wuxian giggled, "You heard the man!" He winks at Lan WangJi.
(Part 3 coming your way after this update! 😉)
When I wrote the part wear the demonstrated that I was like, what the fuck did I just write! 😂. But the juniors in the class room were all adults so... yeah! The kids left with Lan Xian!
And then I tried to play it off as a dream, but then his dream was what happened. 😂
I'm such a pervert!!!!!!! 😏