South park oneshots

By SpacemanParker

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A bunch of gay ass oneshots basically. So far it contains: Bunny, Creek, Kyman, Style, Stylenny, Stutters... More

Bunny - Soft hair and warm hugs
Kyman - Maybe I don't hate you
Creek - I won't let them hurt you
Stylenny - Fuck you Eric
Stutters - I think you're pretty swell
Jyle - Can I have this dance?
Kyman - Im fine kyle
Tyde - Do you think bugs can smile?
Bunny - It means a lot
Tyde - You will never know
Stutters - All better?
Bunny - More than words can say
Bunny (Mysterion x Majorine) - Ducks and daisy chains
Style - Can we pretend that didnt happen?
Creek - Wanna make a blanket fort?
Kyman - Im so sorry
Bunny - Professor Chaos x Mysterion
Creek - How about that Slushie?
Stylenny - Bon appetite!
Style - Hypothetically
Style - Red solo cup
Creek - How did you know
Bunny - All I want for Christmas
Bunny - My hero
Kyman - Matching bruises
Kyman - Spoken like a love confession
Style - Will you be my boyfriend?
Creek - Surprises
Style - Trust me
K2 - What?
Creek - I'll have a black coffee
Style - What would you say
Creek - Happy anniversary
Creek - I miss my spaceman
Bunny - Im here buddy
Tyde - Im not tired
Stylenny - The best birthday
Bunny - Good Times with weapons
Bunny - Good times with weapons (part 2)
Cryle - Just tell him
Kyman - Unlikely pair
Bunny - Smile
Style - Me too
Bunny - Guardian angel
Creek - Coffee Shop
Kyutters - Knock it off fatass
Bunny - Can we do it again?
Cryle - The hot friend
Style - Finally
Style - You're drunk Stan
Bunny - Weird Orange Chicken
Bunny - It really is
Kyman - Thank you
Cryle - The hot friend ( part 2)
Crenny - I need you
Stylenny - Big pile of cute
Stutters - I think I like you
Kyman - Thats gay
Bunny - Milk
Cryle - Just coffee
Bunny - The perfect photo
Creek - Second ever kiss
Crenny - Better make today count then
Bunny - I trust you Kenny
Tyde - Sleepover
Creek - Kiss it better
Style - The start of something perfect.
Style - Like this?
Jimtim - Need a ride?
Kyman - The coon ( part 1)
Bunny - Squishy
Style (Kite x toolshed) - Emergencies only
Kyman - The coon ( Part 2)
Twenny - One bean at a time
Twenny - THE LASAGNE
Steek - On the house
Scutters - We don't need the others
Bunny - Luckiest person in the world
Bratters - More than just a best friend
Creek - Fuck it
Tyde - It wont smell the same
Bunny - Care to dance?
Kyman - I knew you loved me
Creek - Beans
Stylenny - So much for unpacking
Twutters - First date
Kyman - Truth or dare
Kyman - Worth it
Staig - Mario Kart with a demon
Cryde - I'm taken?
Carters - Nothing to you
Bunny - Is that a yes?
Cryle - I think I'd like that
Karen x Tricia - Operation Taren
Dip - It was perfect
Twutters - Toothache
Trenters - Im not going to let anyone hurt you
Tyde - Why would you ever kiss me
Bendy - But I love it
Fike- Dont let it go to your head
Stylenny - That's what you get
Kenman - You're cute
K2 - Crush
Stolovan - The exception
Kyman - His fatass
Stenny - Everything
Kenman - Pudgy marshmallow
Style - I love you too dumbass
Jimtim - One letter meant the world
Style - You
Creek - Five more minutes of hugs
Stanman - When you put it like that
Stylenny - Waffles?
Style - I love you ok?
Staig - Braceface
Style - Forever
Creek - He did warn you
Creek - Second cutest guy
Tyde - What i want
Kenman - I want to marry the Princess
Creek - Tiny Snakes
Creek - Last one upstairs
Tyde - If I was a worm
Style - Bad day?
Creek - Need help, come quick.
Tyde - Me neither
Bunny - I love you too Buttercup
Dip - Never be alone again
Jyle - This was nice
Cryle - Coffee and homework?
Bunny (Chaos x mysterion)- Maybe villains can have happy endings
Bunny - Blueberry?
Gregstophe - A brand new shovel
Fike - I'll curse you
Twenny - The ant and the fly
Bunny - Not so alone afterall
Fike- Cute goth boyfriend
Cryde - The right motivation
Kyman - Good enough
Jyle - Replaceable
Crutters- Soulmate au
Bunny - M'lady
Bunny - True loves kiss
K2 - Apple
Style - Last Name
Bunny - Cold hotpockets

Bunny - Girls night

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By SpacemanParker

Butters,  Kenny and Karen sat on the floor of Leos bedroom,  happily giggling and munching on the freshly baked cookies they had just made. Karen and Kenny practically lived with the  blonde boy now,  mostly because he was one of their favorite people,  but also because the McCormicks house was pretty much a rat infested shed at this point and Leo refused to let them die of infection. " Giving you a makeover was such a good idea Kenny" Karen smiled,  looking up at him from her cookie with big shiny eyes. " Well,  I missed Princess Kenny" Kenny said,  flicking a braid dramatically over his shoulder and posing. "She needed an upgrade though".  The three laughed,  and an idea popped into Karens head.  " Hey Butters!  Have you got any wigs...  I think you would look adorable as a girl! " Leo blushed and looked at Kenny nervously. " I uh..  I dont think I could be as pretty as the Princess here" He laughed,  earning a mischevious smirk from Kenny.  " What about when you dressed up to get into the girls sleepover...  Majorine wasnt it? " Leo glared at him in mock anger. " I hate you" He mouthed to Kenny as Karen squealed in excitement,  and Kenny replied by mouthing back " You love me don't lie".  Butters rolled his eyes and smiled " Maybe a little" he said quietly, leaning over and kissing his grinning boyfriend gently on the cheek as Karen stood up. " So where is it? " She said,  hopping up and down happily. Butters shyly walked over to his wardrobe,  opening it and rifling through until he found the outfit and wig. He pulled them out and Karen squeaked,  running over and opening the makeup box that Butters had bought her for christmas. " Get into the dress while I do this quickly" She said while pouring the contents onto the floor and searching for the lipstick. Kenny smirked,  leaning back on his arms. " Turn around Kennyyyyy" Butters shook his head at the boy giggling,  making Kenny sigh dramatically and turn away,  although he couldn't help but sneak glances over his shoulder from time to time. He stifled a giggle as he saw his boyfriend wiggling into the small dress,  surprised that it still fit him. " Okay done! " Leo said proudly, spinning around to show off the dress before remembering his embarrassment. " You look beautiful Buttercup" Kenny smiled,  making his boyfriend look at him shyly.  " You really think so? " " Of course I do Leo " Kenny said genuinely,  sitting on the bed before opening his arms as an invitation for Butters to leap into them. The smaller boy accepted happily, snuggling into the soft fabric of Kennys dress. "Hmm.. " Kenny hummed as he twirled a strand of the wig that Butters was now wearing. "I have an idea".  Karen stuck out her tongue in concentration as she tried to decide which shades would suit the pale boy better,  and squeaked in delight when she had found the perfect colour pallette. She turned around to see Butters sitting in front of his boyfriend,  who was gently combing the wig and decorating it with bows while grinning dreamily. She shook her head and laughed at her brothers goofy expression,  before plopping in front of Leo and beginning to apply the makeup. " You honestly dont need much of this stuff,  you have a very pretty face" Karen smiled,  making Leo blush happily. " Thanks Kit Kat" He giggled as she applied his mascara carefully. When Kenny was satisfied with the hairstyle,  he snaked his arms around Leos waist instead,  resting his head in the crook of his boyfriends neck and watching Karen neatly apply the makeup. " So,  after this you wanna have a photoshoot?  I wanna test my new Polaroid and you two look amazing. " Kenny asked hopefully. " Sure,  but only if I can get some of the gorgeous Princess Kenny" Butters giggled,  turning his head to kiss Kenny and earning a slightly annoyed groan from Karen.  " Keep still Leo! " Kenny smugly grinned at Leo,  and teased " Yea lEooooOoo",  earning a scowl from Karen. " Im gonna show the pictures to Eric at this rate" Kenny gulped when he heard the words leave his sisters mouth,  dreading to think of the things Cartman would blackmail him and Leo for. " Okay....  done! " Karen said happily, pushing the cap of the lip stick back on with a satisfying click. " Thanks Kit kat!  How do I look? " Leo said, flashing a cheesy grin at his boyfriend.  Kenny gripped tightly at his jacket near his heart and fell backwards onto the bed,  dramatically mimicking a heart attack. Butters chuckled at the drama queen,  snapping a photo of him and sending it to their groupchat.

Stan: OMG Butters killed Kenny!

Kyle: You bastard! 😂

Butters grinned at the replies,  before being tackled on top of Kenny. " AgH! " He screeched as Kenny wrapped his arms tightly around the small boy. Kenny smiled and rolled over, inadvertently sending both of them tumbling of the bed and straight onto the carpet with a loud thud. Karen laughed at the pair and they heard a camera click.  They looked up to see Karen holding a Polaroid of the two tangled up on the floor,  and Kenny rolled his eyes happily.  " You little monster" He giggled,  standing up abruptly and tickling her. " AgH kEnNy nO! " She spluttered betweeen giggles,  strugling to keep the camera out of Kennys reach. She failed to see Butters sneaking up behind her and groaned when he snatched the camera out of her grasp. " Gotcha! " He grinned, sticking his tongue out playfully. " Fine I wont show your friends" Karen sighed.  " But we ARE having a photoshoot" She stated,  grabbing the camera and taking a selfie of her and her brother. They watched as the picture developed and their grinning faces filled the blackness. " metaphorical" Butters hummed absentmindedly.  That night they took enough photos to fill a wall,  so they did,  plastering images of their smiles above Leo's bed so that he would never have to be apart from his two favorite people in the world. 

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