South park oneshots

Bunny - All I want for Christmas

Karen sat at the edge of her bed tapping her foot on the ground impatiently with a wide smile on her face.  " When's Leo gonna be here? " She asked excitedly,  her enthusiasm making her brother chuckle. " Any minute now Kare-bear" He smiled, running his fingers through his sandy hair in an effort to make it look less messy for when his boyfriend came over. " Oohhh I saw that Kenny,  trying to make yourself look pretty for Leooooo? " Karen teased,  smirking at her older brother. " Shut up dude" Kenny laughed,  blushing and ruffling her hair playfully. " Hey! " Karen giggled,  grabbing her hair brush and two hair bands. " Make me look pretty too! " She grinned,  holding the items out to Kenny,  who rolled his eyes and smiled. He took the things and began brushing her hair neatly. " hmm..  Pigtails or plaits? " He asked. " Pigtails! Leo says they look cute. " She hummed,  making Kenny smile fondly at the memory of Butters dressed as Majorine. Kenny began to style her hair,  and they heard a familiar knock at the door. " LEO! " Karen shouted,  jumping up with Kenny still attached to her hair. " Karen stay still i'm not done! " Kenny laughed as he awkwardly continued to tie her hair up while she walked to open the door. He finished just as Karen opened the door,  revealing a small boy holding a box that was so big compared to him it hid his face. Karen hugged his legs tightly,  earning a chuckle that was slightly mufflled by cardboard.  " Heya Karen! " The boy chirped. Kenny smiled,  taking the box and setting it down so that he could join the hug. As soon as he had put the surprisingly heavy box onto the floor he was instantly tackled onto the carpet in a warm hug. " Hey Buttercup" Kenny laughed, making the blonde wrap his arms around him tighter. " Hey Ken" He giggled,  sitting up relunctantly. Karen shut the door,  drawing Kennys eyes to the box.  " Butters,  what is that" He asked curiously,  looking over the boys shoulder. " Oh!  Well,  I remembered that you guys had just moved in here a while ago,  so probably didnt have any decorations yet,  so I thought,  hey lets buy my favorite McCormicks some lights! " He beamed. " Leo.. " Kenny smiled happily,  hugging his boyfriend again.  " You're so adorable" Kenny said through a cheesy grin,  kissing Butter's cheek softly. " Wow!  Kenny look! " Karen exclaimed as she looked into the now open box,  revealing stacks of colourful paper,  pens,  tinsel, baubles,  a tiny christmas tree and a wide array of fairy lights. " I love you Dad- Leo! " Karen corrected herself,  jumping on the two boys and squeezing them tightly. Kenny grinned happily, looking into his boyfriends glittering eyes. " Love you too Kit kat" Butters smiled.  " So,  you guys wanna make this place look like home? " Kenny asked,  earning two enthusiastic grins in reply.  Kenny's parents had recently found out about Butters,  and they weren't happy that their son was not entirely straight. They had told Kenny that if he still wanted a room,  he would have to sleep in their garage,  which he had been forced to clean out and make as child friendly as possible,  seeing as Karen had insisted that she come with him. Kenny was reluctant to let his sister live in the former meth lab,  but decided that it was safer for her than living alone with their constantly drunk family. He and Leo are saving up for an appartment for the three of them,  but Kenny had managed to make a cozy little room out of what he was given for the meantime. The three set to work on filling the place with festive colours,  draping tinsel on every surface possible. It was already dark,  since it was winter,  so they decided that the fairy lights should go next. " Guys look!  Im a Christmas tree! " Karen said,  spinning around covered in lights,  making the pair giggle. " Watch out! " Kenny said,  running towards the small girl as she tripped on the wire,  landing in his arms. " U guys ok? " Butters said concern lacing his voice. " Yea we're good Butterfly,  this dork is always nearly getting herself killed" Kenny joked,  earning a loud laugh from his sister. " Says you" She chuckled,  making Kenny roll his eyes and Butters furrow his eyebrows in confusion. " Hu? " He asked. " Nevermind" Kenny smiled,  grabbing some construction paper and pens, handing them to Karen. " Do something safer goofball" He grinned as she sat down on the table and began busily folding the card,  sticking her tongue out in concentration. " That'll keep her busy for a couple minutes " Kenny said, holding Leos hands out in front of him. " So,  how is the most adorable boy in the universe? " Kenny grinned, making Butters blush.  " I dont uh..  I dont know..  How ARE you Ken? " He attempted to flirt back,  making Kenny smile goofily at the cuteness before him. " I love you babe" Kenny sighed happily,  planting a gentle kiss on Leos lips.  " Love you too honey" Butters smiled back widely,  showing the dimples that Kenny could never seem to get out of his mind. " Hey losers!  Look what I made! " Karen grinned,  proudly holding up a string of orange paper angels. " Wow Kari! Thats awesome! " Butters smiled,  taking them and carefully taping them onto the wall. " Thanks leo! " She jumped up,  pulling the tree from the box in anticipation. Kenny finished hanging the lights,  and turned off the ceiling lamp,  bathing the room in a warm yellow glow.  " Cozzyyy! " Leo smiled,  as Kenny kneeled next to the pair who had already begun to position the branches of the small plastic tree. " Ooh!  Wait a second!  Be right back. " Kenny jumped back up,  walking towards the kitchen and messing around with a heater and some ingredients that Karen and Leo weren't paying attention to as she teased him about her brother. " So,  when are you two getting married? " She asked,  making Butters blush red. " Uh I uh..  We've ony been dating for uh..   Two years" He replied flustered. " Yea but I want you to be my brother too! " She smiled,  looking up at him with glittering eyes. " Plus,  Kenny talks about you ALLL the time.  Dude has it bad for you. " She smirked mischievously.  " He uh..  He does? " Leo smiled at the boy who was distracted with whatever he was cooking at the moment. " Well duh!  You wanna know a secret?  Sometimes when you leave he falls onto the floor holding his chest and stays like that for fifteen straight minutes. And then he's all like ' HiS eYeS aRe sO pReTtY kArEn' and ' I tHinK He mIgHt bE aN aCtUal aNgEl!' " Karen mocked, giggling happily.  Butters raised an eyebrow and grinned when Kenny looked over to them.  " You think my eyes are pretty Ken? " Kenny glared in mock anger at his sister,  and she stuck her tongue out in reply. "At least I didn't tell him about-"" "- Okay I think thats enough of lets make fun of Kennys undying love for his amazing boyfriend" Kenny said slightly nervously,  bringing two mugs over to the pair. " Hot chocolate! " Karen smiled as she took the warm mug with a large pile of marshmallows on top. " Make sure you brush your teeth extra hard tonight Kare-bear. " He smiled before handing Butters a mug topped with cream,  cinnamon,  a wafer and some syrup.  " Hot chocolate as sweet as you my butterscotch" Kenny smirked,  earning a blush and a kiss on the cheek,  which made him give a closed eye smile at the smaller boy as he went to grab his own mug. The three sat around the tree with their mugs warming their hands,  all three sipping the chocolatey liquid gratefully. They began placing baubles onto the tree,  giggling when Karen hung some on her ears and posed.  " Guys im the new Princess Kenny" She smirked, making Kenny open his mouth in mock offense. " No way Karen,  not even you can be as beautiful as me im sorry" He said laughing,  as he dramatically wrapped a peice of tinsel over his neck like a feather boa. The three burst into laughter as Kenny began strutting around the room like a model. When they had recovered,  they stood up,  stepping back and looking at the decorated room. " Hmm..  Its missing something... " Kenny said thoughtfully,  before pulling out a notepad.  " Ah I know! " He set the pad on the table where the pens already lay.  "Lets make some art for our wall! " " Im gonna draw us! " Karen said happily, sitting down and beggining to draw.
" Im gonna draww..  A tree" Butters smiled,  doodling the christmas tree sitting on the floor. " Im gonna draww..  " Kenny quickly drew a dick,  showing it to Butters and making him blush and swat the paper away laughing.  " Gross Kenny! " He chuckled,  putting his own drawing on the table and standing up,  pulling Kenny with him. " I think we need some music" Leo thought out loud,  reaching for his phone before Kenny stopped him by gripping his hand.  " Me too" He smiled,  spinning his confused boyfriend around. " I don't want a lot for Christmas.. There is just one thing I need..  " Kenny began singing in a smooth voice that made Leos heart flutter. " And I dont care about the presents,  underneath the christmas tree" Karen sang the next line sweetly,  used to her brothers voice. " I just want you for my own,  more than you could ever know" Kenny sung,  kissing his boyfriends hands gently and making him blush. " Make my wish come trueee.. " Kenny smirked.  " All I want for christmas,  is youuu" The siblings harmonized perfectly,  making tears prick at Leos eyes. He squeezed Kenny tightly,  grinning widely into the soft orange fabric of his parka. " You two are the best things about this world" He muffled happily into his boyfriends chest. " Ta daa! " Karen said,  turning her paper towards the boys who looked up from the warm hug to see what she had made.  It was a picture of all three of them holding hands,  titled ' My family'.  They smiled at her,  holding their arms out as she embraced them in a three way hug,  all of their bodies melting together as the tension drained from their muscles. " You guys are my bro dads"  Karen suddenly stated,  making Kenny giggle at the name.  " What? " He asked curiously.  " Well,  you're like brothers crossed with dads...  Bro dads! " She repeated like it was the most obvious thing ever. Butters smiled at how accepted he was in the family. He felt at home with the two and knew that he was destined to be with them forever. Karen walked over to the table,  disbanding their hug and handing the drawings to Kenny along with a roll of tape. Kenny smiled warmly at the drawings,  his expression turning sour as he fumbled with the tape.  " Ugh no nails..  I cant..  Hmpfh" He complained as he struggled to find the end of the tape.  Butters rolled his eyes,  taking the tape.  His long and seemingly manicured nails easily peeled the tape off for Kenny,  who gratefully took it and began breaking peices off with his teeth.  He taped up the drawings,  sighing contentedly when he was done.  " Perfect" He hummed,  putting the tape onto the floor. He looked at the window,  fogged up from the cold outside. He bit his lip in thought,  before messily scrawling his name into the condensation,  along with a large but thin handprint. Karen hopped up to do the same,  but was too short,  so Kenny picked her up.  She neatly wrote her name,  laughing that she was better at handwriting than her brother.  Kenny stuck out his tongue at her as Butters wrote his name in a curly and elegant font.  The three then happily flopped onto the surprisingly comfortable matress that Kenny was using as a sofa,  leaning back against the radiator sighing. The heat was warm,  but not intense enough to hurt them.  " Im sleepy" Karen yawned,  snuggling into her brothers side,  who wrapped a blanket around her in response.  He then wrapped a larger one around all three of them,  followed by his arms. " Go to sleep then Kare- bear" Kenny said softly,  stroking her hair soothingly.  " But..  Leo is here.. " She said tiredly.  " And he'll still be here when you wake up sweetie" Kenny said gently. Karen weakly nodded,  snuggling further into her brother. The boys watched as her breathing slowed,  signifying that she was falling asleep. " Hey Ken..  Im kinda sleepy too" Butters yawned,  leaning his head onto Kennys shoulder. " Thanks for today Leo" Kenny whispered,  inhaling the scent of vanilla and strawberries that radiated from the fluffy mess on blonde hair below him. " You're welcome Ken...  I love spending time with you guys..  I just hate when its time to go" Butters said quietly between yawns.  " One day you wont have to go" Kenny smiled,  making leo look up at him happily.  " I can't wait" He smiled,  planting a sloppy kiss that was drenched in love and euphoria on the taller males lips,  before leaning his head back down and closing his eyes.  Kenny smiled blissfully,  replaying the words he had reminded himself of in his mind over and over. One day Butters will never have to leave them.  They can be a family together. He grinned before noticing that Leos breathing had slowed and his mouth was slightly opened,  causing him to drool adorably onto the blanket. Kenny shook his head happily,  a yawn escaping his lips.  He felt so blessed that he had met the angel snuggled up against him,  and he thought that his heart might explode with how much he loved the tiny blonde . He watched as his small chest rose and fell with each breath,  and his long eyelashes cast delicate shadows across his features. Kenny smiled contently, glad that he could call the boy his own,  and leant his head on top of the love of his life,  slowly letting his heavy eyelids close,  falling into a deep,  comfortable sleep.