This one is about 3 times as long as my normal one shots so strap in kiddos. Hope you enjoy :)
Craig woke up to the sound of his phone buzzing. He groaned as he rolled over, sitting up and answering the call.
"Hey Tweekers " Craig mumbled, rubbing the sleep from his eyes and yawning. " You okay? " He asked. " Yea! Just wanted to say good morning to my super awesome spaceman boyfriend " Tweek said, melting Craigs heart and making him goofily smile. " Morning baby" He giggled softly, before quickly jerking his head towards the door to make sure that none of his family could see in. He didnt like to show emotions in front of anyone but Tweek, not like he could surpress them from the twitchy blonde if he tried. " So, we still on for this afternoon? " Tweek asked hopefully, making Craig squint and bite his lip in thought, trying to remember what they were doing. " Oh right! The arcade! Yea of course we are Tweeky, I am winning you the biggest stuffed animal ever so be prepared! " Tweek grinned at this, knowing that since he had practiced the claw machine all week, he was going to be the one winning the prizes. " Whatever you say space boy, I am a LEGEND at arcade games! " Tweek boasted, earning a chuckle from Craig. " TWEEK BREAKS OVER I NEED YOU TO COLLECT THE DELIVERY FROM THE MCCORMICKS GUEST HOUSE" Mr Tweeks voice echoed through the phone. " Its a fucking shed" Tweek quietly muttered. " Oh well, guess I'll see you later? " He said to his boyfriend. Craig sighed, mad that Tweek was forced to work in these conditions. " Yea ok babe, stay safe ok? " " I will Craig, love you" Tweek smiled. " Love you more" Craig smirked. " Mmhmm sure you do Craaaigy" Tweek teased. " I love you more tha-" " CRAIG OH MY GOD I AM SO TELLING KAREN ABOUT THIS" Tricia screamed, making Tweek giggle and Craig blush a bright red. " GET OUT FUCK FACE" Craig shouted in embarrassment, diving umder his blankets. Tweek smirked and rolled his eyes. " Bye Craig" He giggled, hanging up the phone. He walked out of the break room and was met with the surprisingly empty shop. Golden rays of sun poured through the huge glass windows, bathing the room in a calming yellow glow. Tweek inhaled thickly the familiar smell of the Tweek Bros coffee shop, a mixture of delicate pastries and freshly brewed black liquid filling his nose. He sighed happily as he took this moment to enjoy the quiet, broken only by the quiet jazz music lazily flowing from the wall speakers. It was ten o'clock in the morning, but since it was Sunday everyone was probably still fast asleep, not needing coffee yet. He felt like he had forgotten something all of a sudden. Oh, the package. Tweek grinned as he remembered what he had left Craig with, imagining what Tricia was putting him through right now. " TWEEK WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? " His dad shouted, breaking the silence and making him wince. " GAH! S.. Sorry dad! Im going right now! " Tweek stuttered, grabbing the crumpled peice of paper with words messily scribbled on it, which he barely recognized as the usual order for the shop. Meanwhile, Craig was groaning into his pillow in embarrassment. He had managed to get Tricia to leave, but the events kept replaying on loop in his mind. He jumped when a small thud came from behind him. He sat up confused, and walked to the window, lookimg down to see a grinning Kenny, holding a handful of rocks. " COME ON TUCKER LETS GO" The blonde boy shouted up at him. He wolf whistled when he noticed the black haired boy in the window, shirtless and his hair messy. " LOOKING GOOD MY DUDE! " He shouted flirtatiously, earning a middle finger from Craig. " DONT PRETEND YOU DONT LIKE EM PRETTY AND BLONDE LOVER BOY, NOW GET YOUR FINE ASS DOWN HERE BECAUSE IM BORED" Kenny teased, hurling another rock at the wall near Craigs window. Craig rolled his eyes. " FINE SATSUMA GIMME A SEC" He shouted down, before turning back into his room and pulling on a shirt and some jeans. He threw on some black converse and a hoodie, catching a glimpse of his fluffy hair in the mirror and deciding against wearing his hat today. He ran his fingers through it and shrugged, walking downstairs to greet his orange clothed friend. He opened the door, and rolled his eyes when he saw Kenny flirtatiously leaning against his door frame. " Aww you put a shirt on no fair" Kenny giggled, making Craig lightly punch his arm. " Dude shut up" They shared their secret handshake and Craig left the house. " Oh yea I gotta be back for 12, me and Tweek are going on a date. " Kennys eyes widened and he smiled goofily. " Awwwww thats adorablleeeeeeee. How is Tweeky anyways? " He gushed, as excited about the new relationship as much as the whole town was. " He's fine.. Why does everyone keep asking that? When Stan and Wendy used to date it wasn't this big of a deal. " Craig muttered. " Its because they weren't adorable little snowflakes like you two" Kenny giggled. " Dude I am NOT a snowflake, and neither is Tweek! Everyone seems to forget when we literally hospitalized each other. " " Yea ok whatever mr 'I get drunk and cry about how adorable Tweeks laugh is '" Kenny mocked, making Craig blush. He looked away to hide his face and flipped off the blonde, making him chuckle. " ... Anyway, hows karen? " Craig muttered to change the subject. Kennys eyes lit up at the mention of his sister. " Shes good! Her birthday's actually coming up and I was thinking of getting her a new bike. Gonna take a lot of extra shifts but my kare-bear is worth it. " Kenny grinned happily, dimples clear on his cheeks. " Dude im just glad that she gets Tricia to leave me alone, my sister can be such an annoying little prick" Craig replied, rolling his eyes. " She's not thaat bad. Have you seen Stans sister? " Kenny asked. " Is she the one with braces? ". " Yea thats her, trust me shes a bitch dude". " Good thing I hate Stan and those fuckers then. You are still a dick for Peru Ken" Kenny groaned at this. " Man let it goooo" " No you took $100 and made me shoot lazers from my fucking eyes. " Craig deadpanned. " Hey, we agreed to blame Cartman for that. " Kenny said worriedly. " Yea I know dude, its fine. Shit we should start walking back its eleven already. " Craig said reassuringly. " Oh yea, you gotta get ready for your daaateeee" Kenny teased, making Craig roll his eyes.
Tweek forced a smile as Cartman smirked, ordering the most complicated drink that he could think of. " That will be $10 sir" The blonde said through gritted teeth. Cartman giggled and highfived Butters, who looked at Tweek apologetically before Eric pulled him to a table. Tweek sighed and began to mix the sugary mess, catching a glimpse of his watch peeking out from under his shirt. " Shit" He cursed under his breath as he saw that he only had fifteen minutes to get ready for the arcade. Suddenly the annoyance bubbling inside him was replaced by a sharp and pleasant pang of excitement when he remembered the day Craig had planned. He continued to add the various and unnecessary ingredients to Cartmans cup of diabetes, while thinking happily about his boyfriend. He looked down and realized that he was done, quickly walking over to the plump boy, who was bragging abiut something to Leo who did not look like he wanted to be there but was too nice to say anything. Too nice or too scared knowing Eric, and Tweek suspected it was a mixture of both. " Hey Butters, you want anything? " He asked as he placed the drink in front of the brunnette, avoiding eye contact. " Uh.. Im kinda hungry.. Can I get an apple please? My parents will ground me if I spoil my appetite. " Butters replied happily. Tweek nodded and walked to the counter, grabbing a the shiniest green apple and bringing it to the small boy. " On the house little guy" Tweek smiled, his kindness earning a grimace from Eric and a closed eyed smile from Leo. He walked off and hung up his apron as his dad walked out of the break room. " Tweek you better be planning on cleaning up the shop before you leave" Mr Tweak said sternly, making Tweek sigh. " Yea dad.. " he looked at his watch nervously, seeing that he only had a few minutes. There was no point in arguing: it would just lead to a speech about how down to earth the shop was, so Tweek grabbed a cloth and hurriedly began to wipe down the sides. The bell chimed, signalling that a customer had entered, but Tweek was too focused on the task at hand to notice. " GAH! " He jumped in shock as two long slender arms wrapped around his waist from behind, but relaxed when the smell of Craigs cologne filled the air around him. He smiled as Craig kissed his cheek lightly, and spun himself around to face him. " Hey Craigy" He said happily, planting a kiss on his lips. " Hey honey" Craig replied dreamily. Tweeks eyes suddenly widened as he looked at his watch, clapping a hand over his mouth. " SHIT! Im SO sorry Craig! " It was five minutes past twelve. " Babe its only five minutes" Craig laughed, stroking his boyfriends face lightly. " Still! " Tweek said regretfully, making Craig shake his head and chuckle. " Lets go get lunch you little dork" Craig said, lacing their fingers together and bending down to plant a gentle kiss on his lips. Tweek smiled, and followed his boyfriend out of the shop. " So, where are we going? " Tweek asked curiously. Craig replied with a smirk, " Only your favorite sandwich place in the whole world~". Tweek grinned happily " Café Monet? How did you know? " He said as he spotted it in front of them. " Token told me you recommended it to him and Nicole saying that it was your favorite. It was pretty easy" Craig chuckled lightly, yelping in surprise when Tweek suddenly stopped and stood on his toes, smashing their lips together. "I. .. I need to take you out for lunch more" Craig laughed breathlessly, making his boyfriend blush. The blonde pulled him inside, bouncing with excitement as the smell of freshly baked lasagne drew them in. Quiet chattering filled the room and Tweek ran up to the counter happily. " What do you want honey? " Tweek asked, squeezing his boyfriends warm hands. " Uh.. surprise me" Craig said, looking at his boyfriend the same way that Clyde looked at Tacos. " Two grilled cheeses please! " Tweek ordered, smiling at Craig. They collected their order, walking over to sit by the window, enjoying the sunshine warming their exposed skin. " Ok if this isnt the best grilled cheese sandwich you ever eat I will buy you a guinea pig made of diamonds" Tweek joked, waiting in anticipation for his boyfriend to bite down on the gooey cheese. " Ok deal" Craig chuckled, lifting the sandwich to his mouth. He crunched into the perfectly toasted bread, eyes widening when his teeth sunk into the melty velvety filling that had already begun to ooze seductively from the corners of the sandwich. Tweek couldnt help but to crunch into his own, humming happily when his tastebuds met his favorite sandwich in the world. Craig pulled away from his food, a long string of cheese connecting him to the bread until it finally snapped satisfyingly. Tweek swallowed his mouthful. " Good right? " " Best. Sandwich. Ever" Craig said in awe, before taking another large bite, making Tweek laugh. When they had finished the sandwiches, the boys finally left the shop, headed for the arcade. " I can't wait to destroy you at the car simulators" Craig grinned. " Please, you couldn't beat me if I had a blindfold on" Tweek smirked " Is that a bet? " Craig laughed, before wrapping his arm around the shorter boy. " I hope they have slushies there. " Tweek said absentmindedly, making Craig raise his eyebrow in confusion. " Why'd you suddenly think of that honey? " He asked. " Oh" Tweek said blushing, unaware that he had been talking out loud. " I just uh.. I was thinking.. We could uh.. Well I had this dream where uh.. " Tweek stuttered. " You had a dream about me Tweeky? " Craig teased. " Maybe" Tweek blushed furiously. " Wow, what was it about? You look like a literal tomato" Craig asked in surprise. " I uh.. You bought a slushie and uh.. I wanted some.. But you said I could only have it if i didnt use the straw.. And then we like.. Kinda.. You put it in your mouth and I like.. drunk it.. I guess" Tweek finished, making him turn impossibly red and look down at his shoes. Craig had wide eyes and a light blush, then smirked at the small boy. " Well then I hope they have slushies too" He grinned, hugging the boy closer. After a while Tweek became less embarrassed, and his face returned to a normal shade. " So how was this morning with Tricia? " Tweek asked smugly. " Dude shut up " Craig laughed " That was your fault" " How was it my fault space boy? " " You were being too adorable AS USUAL" Craig feigned anger, making Tweek blush and giggle. " Sorry I'll try to be whatever the opposite of adorable is" Tweek laughed kissing Craigs cheek. " Cartman" The pair said at the same time, bursting into a laughing fit. Finally they stopped, wiping tears from their eyes. " Hey, we're here" Craig said, coughing up a few remaining laughs. Tweek looked up to see the arcade infront of them. " last one inside pays for the slushie" Tweek smirked, sprinting across the car park to the door. " No fair you got a headstart" Craig whined, his long legs making it easy for him to catch up. He stuck his tongue out at Tweek when he passed him, the brief distraction making him trip on his laces and fall onto his face. " CRAIG!!" Tweek screamed, instantly stopping and dropping to the floor. " BABY ARE YOU OK? " He panicked, concern thick in his voice. " Dude chill I just scraped my knee" Craig said, sitting up to reveal a slightly bloody knee and grazed palms. " CRAIG OH MY GOD" Tweek fretted, making Craig roll his eyes and kiss his nose. " I told you sweetie im fine, lets go play games" Craig stood up, dusting himself off and lightly wincing as his hand brushed against the rough material of his jeans. Tweek looked worried, and grabbed Craigs sleeve, careful not to hurt him. He pulled him inside the arcade, and loud music tore through the room, the sound of chattering and games pinging and playing victory noises filling their ears. Tweek dragged Craig into the bathroom, and the music was immediately muffled. " Wow Tweek this is forward for you" Craig joked. " Usually its me dragging you into the bathroom" He winked, making Tweek blush. " I want to mke sure you dont get infected you dick" The blonde laughed, running cold water from the tap and motioning for Craig to put his hand under it. Craig complied, wincing slightly. When the tap turned itself of, Tweek held Craigs hand, blowing gently on the cut before kissing around it. Craig closed his eyes at the pleasurable feeling of his boyfriends soft lips on his skin. " Better? " Tweek asked. " Mmmhmm" Craig agreed lazily. " I think I hurt my lips too" " What? How - Oh. Goddamn it you dork. " Tweek laughed as he realised what Craig wanted. He stood on his toes and kissed his boyfriend gently, smiling when Craig ran his tongue along his bottom lip, asking for enterence. He obliged, opening his mouth and twisting his tongue around Craigs. They pulled away reluctantly as someone entered the room. " Lets go win some games Tweekers" Craig smiled, pulling Tweek back into the arcade. Suddenly he stopped dead in his tracks. " What is it Craigy? " Tweek asked curiously, following Craigs gaze to a claw machine. Craig ran up to the game, pressing his face up to the glass and staring at a large guinea pig plushie. Tweek grinned, putting money into the machine, determined to get his boyfriend what he wanted. Craig intently watched, mouth agape and cheek squished against the glass. Tweek stuck his tounge out in concentration, furrowing his brow and taking a deep breath. He dropped the claw into the pile of toys, making Craig gasp in excitement as he managed to grab a hold of the teddy that he wanted, no, needed. He lifted it up, letting out a breath that he didnt know he had been holding when he managed to drop the toy into the slot, making it come out of the game and into his hands. He grinned and held it out to Craig, who grabbed it and hugged it tightly, nuzzling his face into the soft fur. " Thank you baby" Craig said gratefully, looking deep into Tweeks eyes. " I love you " He smiled, embracing the smaller boy in a warm hug, spinning him around and making him giggle happily. " I love you too Craig" He said, burying his face into Craigs chest. " FUCK YES! " They heard loudly near them, making them jump, turning to see Stan and Kyle red and panting, highfiving. They had just beaten the last level of the new guitar hero game. " Shit Kyle.. I think im in love with you" Stan said seriously, turning to face Kyle. " Dude no way me too. " The ginger said happily. " Wow Craig looks like we're not the only ones anymore" Tweek laughed, smiling happily at his boyfriend. " Guess not.. Hey, how about we get that slushie you were taking about earlier? "Craig smirked. " Sounds like a plan" Tweek replied, kissing Craig again before they both walked arm in arm to the slushie machine.