South park oneshots

By SpacemanParker

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A bunch of gay ass oneshots basically. So far it contains: Bunny, Creek, Kyman, Style, Stylenny, Stutters... More

Bunny - Soft hair and warm hugs
Kyman - Maybe I don't hate you
Creek - I won't let them hurt you
Stylenny - Fuck you Eric
Stutters - I think you're pretty swell
Jyle - Can I have this dance?
Kyman - Im fine kyle
Tyde - Do you think bugs can smile?
Bunny - It means a lot
Tyde - You will never know
Stutters - All better?
Bunny - More than words can say
Bunny (Mysterion x Majorine) - Ducks and daisy chains
Style - Can we pretend that didnt happen?
Creek - Wanna make a blanket fort?
Kyman - Im so sorry
Creek - How about that Slushie?
Stylenny - Bon appetite!
Style - Hypothetically
Style - Red solo cup
Creek - How did you know
Bunny - All I want for Christmas
Bunny - My hero
Kyman - Matching bruises
Kyman - Spoken like a love confession
Style - Will you be my boyfriend?
Creek - Surprises
Style - Trust me
K2 - What?
Creek - I'll have a black coffee
Bunny - Girls night
Style - What would you say
Creek - Happy anniversary
Creek - I miss my spaceman
Bunny - Im here buddy
Tyde - Im not tired
Stylenny - The best birthday
Bunny - Good Times with weapons
Bunny - Good times with weapons (part 2)
Cryle - Just tell him
Kyman - Unlikely pair
Bunny - Smile
Style - Me too
Bunny - Guardian angel
Creek - Coffee Shop
Kyutters - Knock it off fatass
Bunny - Can we do it again?
Cryle - The hot friend
Style - Finally
Style - You're drunk Stan
Bunny - Weird Orange Chicken
Bunny - It really is
Kyman - Thank you
Cryle - The hot friend ( part 2)
Crenny - I need you
Stylenny - Big pile of cute
Stutters - I think I like you
Kyman - Thats gay
Bunny - Milk
Cryle - Just coffee
Bunny - The perfect photo
Creek - Second ever kiss
Crenny - Better make today count then
Bunny - I trust you Kenny
Tyde - Sleepover
Creek - Kiss it better
Style - The start of something perfect.
Style - Like this?
Jimtim - Need a ride?
Kyman - The coon ( part 1)
Bunny - Squishy
Style (Kite x toolshed) - Emergencies only
Kyman - The coon ( Part 2)
Twenny - One bean at a time
Twenny - THE LASAGNE
Steek - On the house
Scutters - We don't need the others
Bunny - Luckiest person in the world
Bratters - More than just a best friend
Creek - Fuck it
Tyde - It wont smell the same
Bunny - Care to dance?
Kyman - I knew you loved me
Creek - Beans
Stylenny - So much for unpacking
Twutters - First date
Kyman - Truth or dare
Kyman - Worth it
Staig - Mario Kart with a demon
Cryde - I'm taken?
Carters - Nothing to you
Bunny - Is that a yes?
Cryle - I think I'd like that
Karen x Tricia - Operation Taren
Dip - It was perfect
Twutters - Toothache
Trenters - Im not going to let anyone hurt you
Tyde - Why would you ever kiss me
Bendy - But I love it
Fike- Dont let it go to your head
Stylenny - That's what you get
Kenman - You're cute
K2 - Crush
Stolovan - The exception
Kyman - His fatass
Stenny - Everything
Kenman - Pudgy marshmallow
Style - I love you too dumbass
Jimtim - One letter meant the world
Style - You
Creek - Five more minutes of hugs
Stanman - When you put it like that
Stylenny - Waffles?
Style - I love you ok?
Staig - Braceface
Style - Forever
Creek - He did warn you
Creek - Second cutest guy
Tyde - What i want
Kenman - I want to marry the Princess
Creek - Tiny Snakes
Creek - Last one upstairs
Tyde - If I was a worm
Style - Bad day?
Creek - Need help, come quick.
Tyde - Me neither
Bunny - I love you too Buttercup
Dip - Never be alone again
Jyle - This was nice
Cryle - Coffee and homework?
Bunny (Chaos x mysterion)- Maybe villains can have happy endings
Bunny - Blueberry?
Gregstophe - A brand new shovel
Fike - I'll curse you
Twenny - The ant and the fly
Bunny - Not so alone afterall
Fike- Cute goth boyfriend
Cryde - The right motivation
Kyman - Good enough
Jyle - Replaceable
Crutters- Soulmate au
Bunny - M'lady
Bunny - True loves kiss
K2 - Apple
Style - Last Name
Bunny - Cold hotpockets

Bunny - Professor Chaos x Mysterion

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By SpacemanParker

Honestly this chapter has been sitting here un published for ages and I dont like it but I don't really know how to fix it so here you go.

"Nothing can stop us now General Disarray! " Butters said triumphantly as he climbed the radio tower,  followed closely by his trusty General. " Yea!  When we get to the top we can broadcast our propaganda to the entire town! " Dougie answered with a grin,  before looking down at the rain slick floor below them with a gulp. " That will show Coon and Friends,  those dinguses,  pardon my language. " Professor Chaos chuckled in response.  " Leo what are you- Oh for gods sake" Kenny muttered from below the two. He had been walking back from detention,  and was glad that he had brought his Mysterion costume in his school bag. He rolled his eyes and made his way behind a bin,  putting on the costume and setting his bag down before walking back to the pair slowly.  Butters was always taking superheroes too far,  and Kenny was just worried that one day he would get hurt.  " Butter- Professor Chaos! " Kenny shouted up to him in his mysterion voice,  although he was only a few feet from the floor. " Mysterion!  I should have known that you would try to stop me!  Well its too late! " Butters laughed,  sticking his tongue out as he tried to find a foothold. " Chaos come on,  you're going to hurt yourself,  just come down. " Kenny sighed,  grimacing when Leos foot slipped on the wet metal and he barely saved himself from falling. "Never!  You can't stop me from.. from taking over the world! " Butters said,  making Kenny pinch the bridge of his nose in annoyance. " Come on Chaos its cold and its probably nearly your bedtime. " Kenny said,  walking closer to the pair. " Stay back mysterion! " Professor Chaos warned,  causing Dougie to leap from the structure,  stumbling as he struggled to stay on his feet. " I've got this Chaos,  keep climbing! " Kenny groaned,  pushing past the small boy and focusing on his friend.  " Look,  if you come down I'll tell everyone you won a fight with me" Kenny compromised.  " Ha!  Who do you think I am,  the coon? " Butters laughed,  the movement making him slip on the soaked metal.  " AGH! " He yelped as he lost his grip,  falling into Kennys arms.  " Gotcha ya little monster" He laughed as Leo tried to wiggle from his grip. " Lets get you home and safe" " LET GO OF ME" Butters pleaded,  frantically waving his arms and legs as Dougie watched helplessly. " I should get going,  mum says its dinner time" Dougie said,  slinking away and leaving the pair alone. " Leo,  why are you always doing this?  Im scared you're going to get hurt one day. " Kenny softly questioned,  genuine concern in his tone.  " Who is Leo?  Im Professor Chaos....  Now release me or face my wrath! " Butters replied as Kenny continued to walk towards Leos house. " Dude I really care about you,  I dont know what I would do if something bad happened. " Kenny persisted hopelessly, slowly realising that Butters would never take this seriously. To his surprise,  he did not get a reply and Butters stopped fighting him.  He looked down to see that he had gone limp,  staring at the floor thoughtfully. " You.. You really care about me? ".  Kenny's heart lept into his throat as he realised what he had just let slip. He coughed,  red faced and spluttering excuses.  " Uh..  No I mean..  Well yea but..  I mean..  Uh" " Wait a second.. You nearly had me there Mysterion but I'm too smart for you!" Butters shouted,  wiggling out of Kennys grasp and sprinting off as fast as he could. " Until next time mystie! " Leo yelled triumphantly before disappearing behind a bush. Kenny sighed and kicked a rock across the street,  hoping to God that Leo was done playing for the night. He was frustrated,  but couldn't help the small grin that played at the corner of his mouth when he saw a little blonde tuft of hair poking out from behind the plant. Butters was a pain sometimes,  but boy did Kenny love him. He crept towards the bush,  smiling when he saw Leo kneeling on the floor,  mesmerized by a flower. " Come on professor" Kenny said softly,  holding out a hand and surprising Butters. He looked at Kennys outstretched hand for a moment,  deciding to take it.  He got up quietly,  not letting go of Kenny's hand but instead locking their fingers together as they walked in silence towards his house. Kenny knocked on Mrs Stotch's door,  waving when she opened it.  " Hi Kennet- Mysterion, you staying for dinner sweetie? " She smiled at him,  used to his frequent visits due to his friendship with her son. " No thanks miss,  Im just dropping off the professor" Kenny said in his Mysterion voice. " Thank you honey,  you're like his guardian angel,  I can see why he likes you so much. " She grinned as Leo blushed,  letting go of Kenny's hand and rushing inside. Leo ran upstairs,  shutting his door as he heard his mum saying goodnight to the superhero. He threw off the tin foil hat, flopping onto his bed and groaning. Mysterion always stopped him from winning the game,  and he had just let it happen again. There was just something about his eyes and smile that made it impossible to ignore him and Butters had to figure out what kid he was out of costume. It was eating him up inside that he didnt know,  and he would never defeat coon and friends if he couldn't figure it out. While Butters lay in his bed trying to figure out where he had seen those ocean blue eyes before,  Kenny skipped home happily,  the warm feeling of soft hands still lingering on his own. Although Leo taking games so seriously was annoying at times,  Kenny had to admit it was adorable.  Despite playing the villain,  his main crimes were usually minor inconveniences,  such as misplacing toothbrushes,  showing he hadn't got an evil bone in his body. Kenny giggled when he remembered when Leo had delivered flowers to his door with no name, thinking that the confusion it caused would be enough for it to be considered a crime. Butters was a dorky little goof but he was Kenny's dorky little goof,  and Kenny smiled to himself as he realised that he wasn't going anywhere any time soon.

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