South park oneshots

By SpacemanParker

578K 11.8K 5.3K

A bunch of gay ass oneshots basically. So far it contains: Bunny, Creek, Kyman, Style, Stylenny, Stutters... More

Bunny - Soft hair and warm hugs
Kyman - Maybe I don't hate you
Creek - I won't let them hurt you
Stylenny - Fuck you Eric
Stutters - I think you're pretty swell
Jyle - Can I have this dance?
Kyman - Im fine kyle
Tyde - Do you think bugs can smile?
Bunny - It means a lot
Tyde - You will never know
Stutters - All better?
Bunny (Mysterion x Majorine) - Ducks and daisy chains
Style - Can we pretend that didnt happen?
Creek - Wanna make a blanket fort?
Kyman - Im so sorry
Bunny - Professor Chaos x Mysterion
Creek - How about that Slushie?
Stylenny - Bon appetite!
Style - Hypothetically
Style - Red solo cup
Creek - How did you know
Bunny - All I want for Christmas
Bunny - My hero
Kyman - Matching bruises
Kyman - Spoken like a love confession
Style - Will you be my boyfriend?
Creek - Surprises
Style - Trust me
K2 - What?
Creek - I'll have a black coffee
Bunny - Girls night
Style - What would you say
Creek - Happy anniversary
Creek - I miss my spaceman
Bunny - Im here buddy
Tyde - Im not tired
Stylenny - The best birthday
Bunny - Good Times with weapons
Bunny - Good times with weapons (part 2)
Cryle - Just tell him
Kyman - Unlikely pair
Bunny - Smile
Style - Me too
Bunny - Guardian angel
Creek - Coffee Shop
Kyutters - Knock it off fatass
Bunny - Can we do it again?
Cryle - The hot friend
Style - Finally
Style - You're drunk Stan
Bunny - Weird Orange Chicken
Bunny - It really is
Kyman - Thank you
Cryle - The hot friend ( part 2)
Crenny - I need you
Stylenny - Big pile of cute
Stutters - I think I like you
Kyman - Thats gay
Bunny - Milk
Cryle - Just coffee
Bunny - The perfect photo
Creek - Second ever kiss
Crenny - Better make today count then
Bunny - I trust you Kenny
Tyde - Sleepover
Creek - Kiss it better
Style - The start of something perfect.
Style - Like this?
Jimtim - Need a ride?
Kyman - The coon ( part 1)
Bunny - Squishy
Style (Kite x toolshed) - Emergencies only
Kyman - The coon ( Part 2)
Twenny - One bean at a time
Twenny - THE LASAGNE
Steek - On the house
Scutters - We don't need the others
Bunny - Luckiest person in the world
Bratters - More than just a best friend
Creek - Fuck it
Tyde - It wont smell the same
Bunny - Care to dance?
Kyman - I knew you loved me
Creek - Beans
Stylenny - So much for unpacking
Twutters - First date
Kyman - Truth or dare
Kyman - Worth it
Staig - Mario Kart with a demon
Cryde - I'm taken?
Carters - Nothing to you
Bunny - Is that a yes?
Cryle - I think I'd like that
Karen x Tricia - Operation Taren
Dip - It was perfect
Twutters - Toothache
Trenters - Im not going to let anyone hurt you
Tyde - Why would you ever kiss me
Bendy - But I love it
Fike- Dont let it go to your head
Stylenny - That's what you get
Kenman - You're cute
K2 - Crush
Stolovan - The exception
Kyman - His fatass
Stenny - Everything
Kenman - Pudgy marshmallow
Style - I love you too dumbass
Jimtim - One letter meant the world
Style - You
Creek - Five more minutes of hugs
Stanman - When you put it like that
Stylenny - Waffles?
Style - I love you ok?
Staig - Braceface
Style - Forever
Creek - He did warn you
Creek - Second cutest guy
Tyde - What i want
Kenman - I want to marry the Princess
Creek - Tiny Snakes
Creek - Last one upstairs
Tyde - If I was a worm
Style - Bad day?
Creek - Need help, come quick.
Tyde - Me neither
Bunny - I love you too Buttercup
Dip - Never be alone again
Jyle - This was nice
Cryle - Coffee and homework?
Bunny (Chaos x mysterion)- Maybe villains can have happy endings
Bunny - Blueberry?
Gregstophe - A brand new shovel
Fike - I'll curse you
Twenny - The ant and the fly
Bunny - Not so alone afterall
Fike- Cute goth boyfriend
Cryde - The right motivation
Kyman - Good enough
Jyle - Replaceable
Crutters- Soulmate au
Bunny - M'lady
Bunny - True loves kiss
K2 - Apple
Style - Last Name
Bunny - Cold hotpockets

Bunny - More than words can say

7.4K 141 69
By SpacemanParker

Part 2 of Soft hair and warm hugs
Request by Spiderbatdisney68

" Wanna get out of here baby? " Kenny smiled. " I dont care where we are as long as I'm with you Ken" Kenny fake gagged at this, making Butters giggle and lightly punch his shoulder. " Im TRYING to be romantic Kennyyyy" He whined, still laughing. " Mmm.. Well if you wanna be romantic I know the perfect place" Kenny smiled, his plan going perfectly. " Shall we? " He said comically, putting his empty mug onto the table, stretching out his hand and flashing his boyfriend a charming grin. Butters laughed, chugging the last of his hot chocolate, leaving him with a foamy ring on his lips, which made Kenny smile. " Here let me help you with that" He said, proceeding to kiss his boyfriend, licking all of the excess drink away. Butters wrapped his arms around Kennys neck, and yelped when he was picked up suddenly. Kenny broke the kiss, pressing their noses together instead and carrying leo to the car. The whole way out of the shop Butters was staring lovingly at the glistening eyes in front of him, tracing the freckles that dusted Kennys nose with his eyes, joining them together and creating constellations. Kenny sat Butters down in the passenger seat, before hopping into the drivers seat with a huge grin plastered to his face. " So where are we going Ken? " Butters asked enthusiasticcally, and kenny replied with a chuckle. " Its a surprise". Butters raised an eyebrow, unsure as to where this was going, but when he saw how wide Kennys grin was he felt safe and couldnt help but smile too. He looked out of the window, watching as they passed streets covered in soft blankets of snow that sparkled like glitter. He stuck his tongue out in concentration as he tried to figure out where Kenny was taking them, and was so startled when Kenny honked the horn that he bit it. " Ouch! " Butters yelped as Kenny happily waved at Kyle and Stan through the window, oblivious to what had just happened. Butters pouted as he waited for the stinging to fade. When Kenny stopped at the traffic lights he looked over at the blonde boy, wincing when he saw tears in his eyes. " Babe? Whats wrong?! " Kenny asked worriedly, brushing the loose strands of hair out of Leos face. " I just uh.. Bit my tongue" Butters said, smiling through the pain. " Oh shit.. When I honked.. Sorry baby" Kenny said, rubbing his neck nervously. " Its ok, its already feeling better" Butters said, smiling reassuringly at his boyfriend. " Still.. Ill give you a warning next time" Kenny weakly laughed, before the traffic light turned green and they began moving again. Kennys face instantly brightened when he turned a corner, and Butters looked confused when he parked at the side of the road. " We're here! " Kenny said excitedly, removing his seatbelt and getting out to open Butters door for him. " Ken theres nothing here? " Butters said, looking around at the empty fields and trees. " No this way! " Kenny said happily, dragging leo out of the car by his hand and skipping into the trees. They eventually came out into an open space, and Butters mouth dropped at the sight before them. The field was untouched by snow, and surrounded by vibrant evergreen trees and bushes. There was a carpet of snowdrop flowers scattered below their feet, which Kenny knew were Leos favorite plant. " Wow.. Its.. " " Beautiful? " Kenny finished his sentance, smiling at the reaction that he got. " Yea.. " Butters whispered in awe, looking at the scenery in front of him.Kenny placed his arm around Butters waist. " I used to come here whenever I needed to be alone, but.. I figured I'll never want to be apart from you, so I want to share this place with my butterfly. Its my special place, and i guess what I'm trying to say is.. I want it to be our happy place, because.. Im most happy when im with you.. Or something. " Kenny smiled, biting his lip nervously. In response, Butters smiled widely enough to crinkle his eyes, and grabbed Kennys other hand, spinning them around in circles, making them both burst out into euphoric giggles. " I love you so much Kenny" Butters said happily when they finally stopped spinning, laughing when his boyfriend stumbled due to his dizzyness. " I love you too bab-E!" kenny said as he fell over onto his ass into the flowers, maaking them both laugh happily. Kenny looked up at the boy in front of him, the sun behind him making him look like an angel. Kenny thought to himself about what he had planned on doing tonight, and sighed with happiness, knowing that if all went to plan, he got to spend the rest of his life with this actual cinnamon roll. " Butters.. " Kenny said, his sudden serious tone making Butters tilt his head in confusion, causing Kenny to pause to admire how adorable he was.
Kenny felt the ring box in his pocket, and took a deep breath. He knew that this was the right time. He looked deep into the sky blue eyes above him, sitting up and slowly getting onto one knee. " Butters, I love you more than anything in this world. More than this place, more than NASCAR, more than casa bonita.. " Kenny began, making Butters chuckle at the dork below him. ".. And,.. I cant imagine my life without you. You make me whole, you make me feel like I can do anything and I love you so.. So much. I guess what im trying to say is.. Leopold Stotch.. Will you marry me? " Kenny pulled out the ring box, opening it and looking up shyly at Butters happy tear stained face. Butters was unable to speak, sso full with joy and love that all he could do was rapidly shake his head up aand down. Kenny smiled happily, tears making his vision misty. He slid the ring onto his boyfriends, now fiances, long slender finger, then stood up, quickly wrapping his arms around the smaller boy, bursting out into loud sobbing ass happy tears flooded out of his eyes. Butters hugged back tightly and both boys realized that they would be together forever, and live happily ever after. Neither had been more content with life, and they had a sneaking suspicion that this was only the beginning. " I love you so fucking much Leo.. " " I love you too Ken.. More than words can say"

Continue Reading

You'll Also Like

14.2K 115 12
South Park One Shots! Like south Park? Like ships? Love reading?? Please read and enjoy, give me votes, suggestions/comments and never forget to kn...
5K 74 16
I get stressed from working on serious[ish] projects, so I'll write some h*rny stuff in the meantime!!!! PLEASE make reqweusts ;~; pwetty, pwetty pls...
62.2K 255 21
Found my book huh? Well, this is my first, so enjoy go ahead and enjoy it. Edit: I have closed the book, but it is still posted for you all to contin...