How To Be The Best Third Wheel

By summerbackthen

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How To Be The Best Third Wheel is now published as a Paperback & E-book by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader... More

Exciting News!
Introduction
Tip One: Don't Overreact; Upgrade
Tip Two: Restrain Yourself from Attacking Couples
Tip Three: Walk a Few Feet Behind
Tip Four: Focus on Family
Tip Five: Be Polite When Third Wheeling
Tip Six: Always Hunt for the Truth
Tip Seven: Seek Vengeance
Tip Eight: Don't Be Surprised
Tip Nine: Consult with a Dog
Tip Ten: Be a Relationship Counselor
Tip Eleven: Reunite the Hormonal Teenagers
Tip Twelve: Become a Couple's Photographer
Tip Thirteen: Try to Fit In with the Pamilya
Tip Fourteen: Brush It Off
Tip Fifteen: Understand the Appeal of Couple Interaction
Tip Sixteen: Keep Your Friends Close
Tip Seventeen: Know When to End the Game
Tip Eighteen: Be a Veteran Third Wheel
Tip Nineteen: Befriend the Boy-Fries
Tip Twenty: Be Mature
Tip Twenty-One: Don't Laugh at Couples Costumes
Tip Twenty-Two: Don't Tag along on Dates, Actually Go On One!
Tip Twenty-Three: Act Normal
Tip Twenty-Four: Sit In the Backseat
Tip Twenty-Five: Trust during the Christmas Rush
Tip Twenty-Six: Communicate Your Thoughts
Tip Twenty-Seven: Give Up on Advice
Tip Twenty-Eight: Prioritize Yourself
Tip Twenty-Nine: Begin Your Journey
Tip Thirty: Be Your Own Unicycle
WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION
Original Edition - How To Be The Best Third Wheel
Original Edition - HTBTBTW is coming soon!
Original Edition - Prologue
Original Edition - Tip 1: Don't Overreact and Upgrade Instead
Original Edition - Tip 2: Don't Kill The Boys
Original Edition - Tip 3: Just Evacuate
Original Edition - Tip 4: Keep on Guard
Original Edition - Tip 5: Be Forever Alone
Original Edition - Tip 6: Walk a few Meters Away
Original Edition - Tip 7: Focus on Family
Original Edition - Tip 8: Always wear a Bra
Original Edition - Tip 9: Be Polite when Third Wheeling
Original Edition - Tip 10: Keep Your Cool
Original Edition - Tip 11: Don't Pollute
Original Edition - Tip 12: Block Annoying People
Original Edition - Tip 13: Be an Instagram Model
Original Edition - Tip 14: Always Hunt for the Truth
Original Edition - Tip 14: Revenge MUST be Creative
Original Edition - Tip 16: Don't be Surprised
Original Edition - Tip 17: Eat the Best Ice Cream
Original Edition - Tip 18: Love a Dog Instead
Original Edition - Tip 19: Be a Relationship Counsellor
Original Edition - Tip 20: Keep the Couple Together
Original Edition - Tip 21: Use your Good-Girl Powers
Original Edition - Tip 22: Re-unite the Hormonal Teenagers
Original Edition - Tip 23: Be a Photographer
Original Edition - Tip 24: Be Babysitters
Original Edition - Tip 25: Face Your Fears
Original Edition - Tip 26: Donuts are Forever
Original Edition - Tip 27: Quit the Denial
Original Edition - Tip 28: Make Soup for the Sick
Original Edition - Tip 29: Keep the Girls by Your Side
Original Edition - Tip 30: Have Comfortable Shoes
Original Edition - Tip 31: Give up
Original Edition - Tip 32: Try to Move on
Original Edition - Tip 33: Don't mess with Victoria Secret Mannequins
Original Edition - Tip 34: Do Couples Costumes with your Best Friend
Original Edition - Tip 35: Don't tag along on dates, Actually go on one!
Original Edition - Tip 36: Don't Kill him on the First Date
Original Edition - Tip 36.5
Original Edition - Tip 37: Don't Faint During Marriage Talk
Original Edition - Tip 38: Don't be Jackie Chan in your Sleep
Original Edition - Tip 39: Act Normal When the Girl Returns
Original Edition - Tip 40: Don't Break Down Because of your Cousin
Original Edition - Tip 41: Don't be Disagreeable When you're on your Period
Original Edition - Tip 42: Boyfriends Can be Beneficial When Moody
Original Edition - Tip 43: Have Some Knowledge on Common Topics
Original Edition - Tip 44: Trust During the Christmas Rush
Original Edition - Tip 45: Communicate Your Thoughts
Original Edition - Tip 46: Shizballs, I Really Have No Advice For This One
Original Edition - Tip 47: Prioritize Yourself
Original Edition - Tip 48: Deal With Heartbreak
Original Edition - Tip 49: Try To Be Frenemies
Original Edition - Tip 50: Say Goodbye {Part 1}
Original Edition - Tip 50: Say Goodbye {Part 2}
Original Edition - Bonus Chapter 1
Original Edition - Bonus Chapter 2
Original Edition - Acknowledgements
Original Edition - NEW STORY!!!...AGAIN?
Original Edition - New Story!!!
Original Edition - Wait...We're getting published?
BONUS CHAPTER: Jara in Panic...
Original Edition - Join the HTBTBTW Street Team!

Original Edition - Epilogue

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By summerbackthen

~7 years later~

The church bells ring and I find myself panicking.

I fidget with my ring, hanging by the silver chain around my neck.

Aisle, walking, 1 minute, breathe.

I start to hyperventilate and try to fan myself with the bouquet. The groom is already at the front, and we're still making last minute dress alterations behind the huge, wooden doors.

To make things worse, we did hair and makeup so early this morning that I didn't get to eat breakfast.

Why did I ever get the idea to set this wedding at 8 a.m. on a Saturday morning? Oh yeah, because it's a church.

I quietly curse under my breath, but realize my mistake and make the sign of the cross right after to beg for forgiveness. Honey, life is tough and sometimes it brings the curses out of me.

I take a deep breath and the wedding planner says, "Start the music," into his ear piece. The large, wooden doors open, and Pachelbel's Canon in D starts to play.

Step by step, I begin to walk forward. I smile as I see the people in the pews, but after a few seconds, it makes me more nervous than I already am. I reach close to the altar, focusing on the groom, but my eyes drift to the familiar man beside him, causing my jaw to drop in shock.

I almost drop the bouquet.

Actually, it does fall from my hands but James swiftly reaches to grab it before it does, handing it right back to me.

I don't move from my position, still gaping at him as if he were a ghost.

"Surprise," he mouths. I still stay stationary in my position.

Finally Logan steps up between us, muttering through his teeth, "Can you guys get out of the freakin' way so we can continue on with my wedding?"

"Sorry," we both whisper at the same time, stepping back into our positions. 

The rest of the bridesmaids walk down the aisle, but I drown out all of the music, not looking at any single one of them. My eyes are only focused on one person, who seems to be Logan's best man.

He catches me staring at him and I quickly look away. It isn't long until my curiosity gets the best of me and I turn back.

He throws me a little smirk, and I shake my head while rolling my eyes. He's the same person, alright. After seven years, he's still that tall and handsome guy, with a charming smile. His hair is now neatly trimmed, while his face has a short stubble. Still, the familiar dark, brown eyes and piercing dimples never fade.

Finally, Jasmine walks down the aisle, in her simple yet elegant white dress. Her hair is up in a gorgeous braided bun and her features are enhanced with the natural makeup. Every step that she makes, brings more tears to Logan's eyes and I can't help but wipe away my own.

Kiera and Carol stand beside me, tearing up as well. Actually, not Carol. She so subtly whispers, "Stop being drama queens, guys" to Kiera and I, but I also subtly bump her shoulder.

We sit in our seats for the mass, waiting eagerly for the vows. When the big finale comes, both Jasmine and Logan accept each other without hesitation. They place their rings on each other's finger and when they finally kiss, everyone cries.

Including Carol, who tries her best to stop it by looking up and fanning herself, but we can all see her.

As the ceremony ends, the guests file their way out of the church and we all get engulfed in the crowd, losing each other.

It isn't until I'm out of the place, that my arm gets tugged out of the horde of people.

At the sidelines, I turn to face James, who is looking down at me with a smug smile.

I frown at him before punching his arm really hard.

"Jeez woman! Did you take boxing lessons in your spare time?" he shouts, holding his pained arm.

"What are you doing here? You didn't even call or text or email to tell me that you were coming back!" I yell frustratingly, a hand on my hip.

"Do you not understand the concept of a surprise?"

I roll my eyes and hit him again.

I look around us and realize that everyone has already left like a group of runners. How are they so fast? I sigh, pulling car keys out of my purse. "Well if I don't get a parking spot, I'm blaming you."

To that he just smiles, "Meet you there?"

I grunt in response.

It feels incredibly weird to be seeing him again. Both of us were so busy with pursuing our careers that even when we did talk, it was only for a split second. While learning the company management, James decided to continue playing hockey for his university as he completed his Bachelor of Sports Management. After a couple of years, Gabe finally graduated high school, ready to learn about the company and James was let off the hook. Soon enough, he got drafted to a professional league and it's been crazy since then.

He really had his hands full.

Not to say that I haven't been the same. After years of pushing through, I finally completed my undergrad a few years back. Now, my spare days can be counted on my fingers as I push through medical school. Do I want to die sometimes? Yes. Although it may just be my over caffeinated brain saying things as I get my work done.

The evening is full of chatting and dancing and alcohol. I find myself making frequent trips to the bar. Jasmine paid for it, so I mean, why not?

I'm twenty-three, and thriving. And by thriving, I mean in debt.

So let me enjoy a few free cocktails.

Unsurprisingly, James is seated right next to me, which brings a sort of awkward tension to our table. However, Carol, Mark, Kiera, and Daniel, don't point it out.

Logan hits his spoon on his glass, drawing everybody's attention. Luckily, he did it way lighter than last time, in which he broke the glass, spilling red wine on the table cloth. Both him and Jas' get up and stand to the podium.

They begin their speech, bringing about funny stories about themselves and thanking their guests, when suddenly, it comes to us. "...To my maid of honour, Lara, I cannot thank you enough for all the help you've given, planning this day. You've been planning it since 7th grade, but this past year was really crazy," Jasmine starts.

I interrupt, "No problem! I almost failed the MCAT's to do food tasting, but anything for you!" I raise my glass to her.

Logan continues the speech, "To my best man, James, thank you for helping me plan out the proposal for Jasmine. Without your help, she probably would have said no." He blows a kiss to James, earning a laugh from the guests.

James raises his glass, and "catches the kiss" with his other hand. I almost spit out my wine, laughing.

The night continues with great speeches, including mine, which was mostly a series of my third-wheeling events.

As the night reaches its end, couples find themselves slow dancing on the dance floor. I sit in my seat, observing my friends as they sway, pressed close against each other.

A hand extends out to me and James gestures to the dance floor.

I accept the offer, following him. I place my hands on his shoulders as he places his around my waist. We dance to the tempo of the song and get closer to each other with each step, until my ear is pressed against his chest.

The familiar heart beat resonates with me and I find comfort in him.

He leans down, whispering in my ear, "You did good with the wedding."

I smile, before looking up at him, "Same to you with the proposal."

After seven years of video calls and text messages, stressing, growing, crying, finding ourselves, making mistakes and trying to move on, we still find ourselves dancing with each other on a midnight in late August.

We're older and more mature now, but one thing hasn't changed. As we look at Jasmine and Logan, deep in each other's gaze, I realize, we'll always be the best third wheels.

THE END.

Don't kill me for being late, I was in Pennsylvania, then Niagara Falls, then Toronto! I'm back home today! :)

Acknowledgments to follow, but in the mean time, go check out the first part of my mini-prequel on my page!

Comment what you thought of this and what you want them to do in the future/what you expect.

-Summer ;)

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