ace rants

By mr_clean23

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Basically me, an ace person, ranting about stuff, which is mainly my confusion about sexual people More

Celebrity Crushes
🌲 🌳 🌲
The bachelor???
HoW cAn YoU nOt WaNt SeX?
Suggestions
I am confusion
Dear The Other,
Riverdale
βœ¨πŸ’―Coming Out FailsπŸ’― ✨
Sexy
Netflix
SHERLOCK
Things about ace people:
Captain Marvel
Mathing
Squish
Untitled Part 18
Dream
I FOUND THE OTHER
More about me
Nebula
My FREAKING friend
AHHHH
Missing Out
Naruto
Pros and Cons of Being Ace
Thank you, Karen, gtfo
Sooooo
Coming Out Part#2829831029838271823
Yayayayay
Representation
Hecking annoyed
Big oof
Foreshadowing
LGBT can be LGBTQIA+phobic
YEEEEEEE
Camp
The ace ring
YoU hAvEn'T mEt ThE rIgHt PeRsOn YeT
Microlabels
Converse
AGHGDHJJBDJJWDGJ
Back at it again with that confusion
this is basically science
The Big Bang Theory
No in-between
A plethora of dumbasses
Imagine
Stay Safe y'all
Wishlist
THIS WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER IF I WAS STRAIGHT
Tumblr Aces
I've returned
Sex is great but...
Love
Mee-mees
37+ Questions for Allosexuals
😑GATEKEEPERS😑
LiFe HaCk
Answers
Pride
My FaNtAsY
Cousins
Why me
πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ
JESUS WHAT DID I DO I'M SORRY
My classmates acting super ace part 2
The 100
69th part
Minorities
I'm back and I have a problem
Good Omens
More about what the actual fuck
Forum
You can't spell 'oblivious mom' without 'mom'
I'm Back
Leading you on
Fiber-Optic
Riddle me this
πŸ’—πŸ’œπŸ’™
That's unfortunately what she said
Tmi
Social media is H E L P F U L
Stranger Things
Ahahahah reasons I'm immature part 2 and also my am-ace-ing idea
Help me
Go watch it
Turns out I'm more awkward than I thought
You can only have 80 characters in the title
Fox News
Boundaries
Everyone loves P!ATD and he's still underrated
None of your phucking business
I made another story
Miscellaneous things that are all not really related to asexuality, sorry
Those very super extremely brain-scatteringly hot football boys
Dirty???
Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―
Take a hint
Introduction
Common Sense 101
S H E R L O C K
Let's just not acknowledge a fifth of the population
So I nearly shrieked in health today...πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I made an opinion
Sweatshirts
Gender
Pretending
Tbh this is probably the most on brand chapter so far for my book title
I can (try to) be wholesome
I'm just redumping my problem on you, so thanks
Tolerance
GUYS I FOUND OUT WHAT SEXUAL ATTRACTION FEELS LIKE!!!!!!!!
I have an idea
Mint and Health Class
Dom or sub?
The thing about titties
Miscellaneous stuff that's all not really related to asexuality, sorry part #2
FUCK DATING
I have another squish!!!
The Dance
You crush and date for what? Marriage? Pathetic.
Friends with benefits is an allo/allo only thing ig
I don't speak allosexual
Happy ace awareness week!!!!
We're literally not even that different??
Please...I just want friends
I want to believe...
Instagram
We're writing a book!!
We writing a book!! Part 2
We're writing a book!! Part 3
We're Writing a Book!! Part 4
Squishes are a mess
We're writing a book!! Part 5
SHUT UP ABOUT SEX PLEASE AND THANK YOU
Dating?????? and also me just talking about my life :)
So apparently I'm not the only who thought I was gay
Don't take my insecurities to heart please :)
More about Eyal
I don't believe in sexual attraction.
My friend is an insensitive shit and y'all get to hear about it
Turns out Eyal is not only allo, but also sucks
I have an idea :)
I found the other part 2!!
I have an analogy
More reviews because I almost have a life
✌️✌️✌️
Asexual Awakening (?)
Reminder :)
Even more about my squish and other relevant and irrelevent things
The only thing less predictable than how much I post is my sleep schedule
Valentines Day
Frozen 2 and JoJo Rabbit and Joker and Detective Pikachu and Dunkirk and Anna
My attempt at psychology
Coronavirus
Whoa. People exist. CRAZY
Things to do on self quarantine !!
More reviews and stuff yay
You get to hear about more of my problems !! (but they're somewhat ace related!)
Advice and affirmations
I will try to keep this story non-partisan I promise
More advice I guess
What does simp mean?
All press is good press except no
I'm sorry, it is just too confusing
Various opinions that don't warrant entire chapters
Part 2 of my idea
Some fun little things
How to help
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🌈 πŸ–€πŸ₯ˆπŸŽ‚πŸ’œ
More about how to help
people do what?????????????
Another idea!!
Another idea? But this one is much better :)
Judaism
I HAVE AN IDEA (that could actually happen)

What did I ever do to you, Jesus?

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By mr_clean23

In French class today, my teacher gave us partners to talk to, and I got matched up with this boy. The first minute or so, its all good and we're talking about traveling and vacations in French. Then he scratches his face or something and I realized he had a black ring on. So at that point, I'm like could it be? And I asked to see his ring.

It was black with a blue band in the middle. Middle finger. Right hand. Holy shit.

All the blood in my body rushed to my brain or out of my brain or something because I actually felt like I was going to faint for a second. I forgot to breath and my heart was beating fast. I think that's the closest kind of feeling I've gotten to sexual attraction. Nervous but in a good way (Obviously not attracted to him cuz duh, but to the situation? But not sexual, just the same physical feelings I think. This would be easier to compare if I knew what sexual attraction felt like).

So then I randomly said I like cake, except it wasn't really random because... We're not not friends, and he's kinda weird so it's not like I thought he'd judge me TOO hard for it.

Continuing, he looked at my kinda oddly and shrugged and we kept talking about vacations and stuff. Remember that I still felt like I was gonna pass out. 

Later, I was telling my friend about it in the hallway, and he turned out to be next to us, so I pointed to him. Being the subtle person she is, my friend tapped him on the shoulder and was like, "let me see your ring."

Then she turned to me and said, "no I don't think so, it's blue." (I kinda feel bad for the kid if he legitimately just decided to wear that ring without knowing and had no clue what we were talking about)

And he said it was blue and black. So then my friend turned to me again and said that it probably wasn't the ring. He looked really confused and walked away. 

So it does look like he's not ace, but how do you accidentally wear a black ring on the middle finger of your right hand? He wasn't wearing any other rings either. Why that color and that finger and that hand? WHY PLAY WITH MY HOPE LIKE THIS?????

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