I accidentally fart in the ba...

By aalexandria12

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Let fart be free, huh? Most people coats that sentence, not knowing what it means. And to tell you the truth... More

Introduction
Oppss
Story Cast
Im sure he did
You are under my control
You gotto be kiddin
Duties??!
The devils Vineyard
Duty number two cancelled
Duty Number Three arise
Sick day off
Im not Jealous
Mother Nature
Duty number four really??
Duty number five shitty
He likes you
I kinda may have sort of have a liken into you?
Smitten
What a good way to end
The end

Night out with Maddy

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By aalexandria12

Sonica's POV

"Ohhh god, I wish i was there to see his shitty face," Maddy laughed along with me.

We laughed so hard, we both fell off the bed.

"Owww, my belly hurts," I giggled, holding my gut.

"That felt good, that fart catcher called me a slut, I hope he die in his sleep," Maddy grumbled again, getting up

"Stop saying that, 'cause I'm sure if he dies, you'll be crying your ass off," i mocked her.

"Shut up, " she rose from the ground as she dusted her ass off.

"Let's go out!" She sighed.

"No," was my firm answer.

"No? Ohhh com'on!!" She whined this turning to face me.

"I'm not in the mood to dress up," I replied with a low grumble.

"Then let's do it here, we get a few chocolate bars, popcorn, snacks, warm cosy blankets, and a romantic movie, huhh, what do say?"

"Okay, I guess!"

********

"No, no, no I believe Derick is cuter!" Maddy grumbled.

"No Chase is!!"

I grabbed a bar of chocolate, I pushed it inside my mouth.

My phone vibrated beside me.

I took it up and a scrowl literally grow on my face.

I need help with this Spanish homework~Xan

How did you get my number, freak!

You dont ask the questions here, I do!

What do you want fart catcher?

I need help with the Spanish assignment.

What do u need help with?

Translate the term in Spanish:

She
He
Old
Big
Yes
No

Really, these are so easy, they are literally common sense!

Just tell me🙄🙄🙄🙄

Okay😒😒
She- Ella
He-El
Old- viejo
Big- grande
Yes-
No- no

Good, see you to marrow

Not even a thank you?

No, do you want me to say it in Spanish.....NO!!

I tossed my phone to the other side of the room where Maddy looked at me with a frown.

"Who was it?"

"Take wild guess!"

"Fart catcher?"

"Yes, that two faced bug!" I grumbled.

"Tell me about it, he just ruined our night out," Maddy agreed, as we shut the television off.

"Let's go to bed,"

This one was forced sooo imma gonna drop it a little for you 10 votes and 2 comments.

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