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By sarsasstic

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two people, attempting to settle down to a steady life with a steady job, while dealing with unavoidable prob... More

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hello
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acknowledgement ft. the office

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By sarsasstic

"YOU'RE THE BOY WHO KILLED VOLDEMORT! HOW COME YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO FRY AN EGG?"


"I HATE FRIED EGGS, STOP ATTACKING ME."

CAST

Daniel Radcliffe as
just harry

Dudley O'Shaughnessy as
happy corben

another book with harry because i'm too much in love with him.

the fact that both of my oc's in my harry potter books have names starting with c, is purely a coincidence.

dedicated to the lovely v-xviii for being such an inspiration

i hope you all enjoy the book!

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