hey, grant?
yeah?
my dog used to chase people
on a bike all of the time
??
it got so bad that I had to take
his bike away
funny
do you message all of your matches
on tinder shit like this?
I actually do
the only reason I have it is to
mess with people
I figured
hey, grant?
what?
why is Santa's sack so big?
I don't know
why
because he only comes once a year
ok I actually laughed at that one
I'll give you that
I have another one
did you hear about the Italian
chef that died?
nope
he pasta way
pfhhhh
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