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text messages.

hey

I was expecting grant on the end
are you okay

grant?

there it is

why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side

don't ruin this for me
say I don't know

I don't know

to get a newspaper

did you get it?

no what even is that

neither did the chicken
pfhhh hahahahah

I still don't get it

I was asking if you
got the newspaper
not the joke

you ruined my day

you made mine

*gags*

cringe

that's my middle name

then
what's grant?

my fourth name

what's your fifth?

fuck

and your sixth?

off

Ethan Cringe Grant Fuck Off Dolan
love it
how unique

Isn't it

yeah
I want that tattooed on my arm

perfect

what are your plans for today?
or tomorrow for me
idk
the time difference is confusing

work
Eat
Instagram
Snapchat
Eat
Netflix
Sleep

you work?
What's your job
besides running www.freejokes.com
of course

I wish

I work part time in a local cafe
I love the people I work with
but I hate the job

why

It's just the people who come in
I guess
some really annoying people from my old
school are there and they piss me off

so are you not in school?

nah I left

Is that your cover up for
getting kicked out?

pretty much
got into too many fights

I was kidding

yeah I know you are
but I'm not
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