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hey, grant?

yeah?

my dog used to chase people
on a bike all of the time

??

it got so bad that I had to take
his bike away

funny

do you message all of your matches
on tinder shit like this?

I actually do
the only reason I have it is to
mess with people

I figured

hey, grant?

what?

why is Santa's sack so big?

I don't know
why

because he only comes once a year

ok I actually laughed at that one
I'll give you that

I have another one

did you hear about the Italian
chef that died?

nope

he pasta way
pfhhhh
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