Bill:
-Takes all the artsy classes
-Writes poems
-All the artsy girls have crushes on him
-Bi as hell
-Dorm is a functional mess
-Straight A’s without effort
-Still stresses about grades though
Richie:
-Takes art classes even though he’s not good at them
-Parties hard as hell
-Still gets good grades
-his dorm is TRASHED
-The class clown
-Bi, but more straight than gay
Eddie:
-Finance and business classes
-His mom refused to let him stay at the dorms
-Good grades, of course
-Richie drags him to parties
-Sits in the corner for half the party
-Gets lit as fuck when you give him some drank
-Bi-curious, but is actually straight *Sorry Richie
Stan:
-He takes a mix of art and academic classes
-A’s in all classes, but he’s exceptionally good at math
-Shares a dorm with Richie
-Hates it
-Hates life
-“SHUT THE FUCK UP RICHIE”
-Parties hard over breaks
-His parents send him things every week, and his friends make fun of him for it
-Calls his mom every chance
-Bi- curious , but is actually straight
Mike:
-Shares a dorm with Ben
-Takes art classes
-His favorite class is photography
-His friends stick up for him when people are racist
-Never parties
-Goes with you to parties sometimes though
-Only went because you did too
-Best grades around, girlfriend
-His dorm is SPOTLESS
-Straight as hell GURL
Ben:
-All the art and literature classes
-Women’s studies because he’s a bean
-Really good grades without effort
-Macin’ on hella hoes
-Gentle af
-Bi-curious, but actually straight
Beverly:
-Bi AS FUCK
-GIRL POWER BITCH
-Women’s studies
-Art classes ;)
-Parties just as hard as Richie
-Decent grades
-Hella hoes
-Her apartment is trashed
-You have to clean it because she won’t ever
Henry:
-Haha he’d die in an alley-way before he turns in a fuckin’ application
Victor:
-He’s the one who throws all the parties
-A shit student
-Tries to study, but gives up three minutes in
-Bi as hell because he’s a thottie
-Gets kicked out of class 5 days out of 7
-Flirts with every hot girl, even teachers
-Joins a frat
-Hazes the Freshman to the extreme
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