A/N: Hi Guys.
It has been AGES i am soo sorry. I've been having some problems and haven't really been in the mood to update, sorry :(
This one isn't one of my best but i kinda just felt really guilty and wanted to update for you guys. Sorry if you don't like it :/
Also, it's dedicated to SkittleGlitter, who asked for another Spork chat, so here you go? :)
( Big shout out to AmberColdwell. You've been PM'ing me and generally reminding me that i do these chats so Thank you :) )
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Chloe has updated her status: So, the therapist has really been helping :)
Liz: What therapist?
Tori: The therapist that we hired to help Chloe with her little...'problem.'
Liz: What 'problem'?
Simon: You know, that 'S' one.
Liz: S?
Tori: We r not supposed to say it :P
Derek: It's a cross between two things..
Tori: I stabbed Simon with one?
Tori: He ended up crying...ring any bells?
Liz: O_O I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
Tori: They r plastic..
Simon: Or wood!
Derek: And it's a untensil...
Liz: A utensil..?
Liz: Oohhhh
Liz: You mean her Spork problem? xD
Derek: LIZ
Tori: NOOO LIZ
Chloe: ...Sporks...?
Simon: Lizzzzz
Chloe: Sporks are...my friends..
Derek: NO CHLOE. Remember what Mrs Thomas said.
Chloe: Sporks are...so Sporky......SPORKS
Derek: Remember Chloe, Sporks can't hurt us..
Tori: *sigh* Relapse in 3..2..1..
Chloe: SPORKS O_O
Chloe: HAHAHAH SPORKSSSSSSSSS
Chloe: THE SPORKS HAVE RETURNED MWAHAHAHAHAH
Chloe: THEY SHALL EAT YOUR LUNGSSSS
Derek: We were so close Liz, so close...:(
Liz: IM SORRY D:
Chloe: ONE LITTLE SPORKY SITTING ON A WALL..
Chloe: ALONG CAME A HUMAN, FIVE FEET TALL..
Chloe: THE SPORK JUMPED THE HUMAN AND STABBED HIM IN THE FACE
Chloe: SPORKY WENT 'YUMMM' THIS TASTE JUST LIKE LACE
Simon: ...Okay i am SERIOUSLY creeped out
Derek: Lace doesn't taste very nice.
Chloe: SPORKY SPORKY SPORK SPORKSSSS
Liz: WAITTTT LET'S GET THE THERAPIST!!
Tori: YES, SHE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Mrs Thomas: Why, hello dear.
Chloe: NOOOOOO THE SPORKS DON'T LIKE YOU!!
Mrs Thomas: Now Chloe, you know what we talked about. It's all in your head, alright?
Tori: THAT'S what you've been telling her?
Chloe: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Chloe: *Cackles creepily*
Chloe: It's out of my head now...;)
Mrs Thomas: Well, she's gone. It was nice meeting you all, hope all goes well in the future.
Liz: GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE AND FIX CHLOEEEEE
Chloe: I DON'T NEED FIXING...I'M NOT BROKENNNN
Tori: Wait, she can't hurt us through fb :)
Simon: ...
Derek: ...
Chloe: YOU'RE RIGHT. Bye guys... :)
Simon: WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER THAT TORI?
Tori: Oops?
Simon: I can hear her moving around upstairs :(
Simon: SHE'S GOING TO GET ME
Simon: SOMEBODY HELP MEEE
Simon: She's here. SHE IS HERE. MAYDAY MAYDAY.
Derek: Simon? It's just Chloe xD
Simon: FFS I THOUGH WE GOT RID OF ALL THE SPORKS? WHY IS SHE HOLDING ONE?
Tori: ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?
Simon: Wait, she's stopped.
Simon: She is staring down at it.
Simon: *GASP* SHE JUST SNAPPED THE SPORK IN HALF
Derek: That's my girl ;)
Chloe: I DID IT :O
Chloe: I'M A MURDERER
Chloe: I'M SO SORRY
Chloe: SOOO SORRRRRRRRRRRRY
Spork: It's quite alright. Now i get to go with my family which the werewolf murdered.
Derek: ...
Simon: ...
Tori: ...
Chloe: Holy effing crap.
Chloe: THE DYING SPORK JUST FACEBOOK-ED US
Chloe: OH MY GOD
Chloe: REVOLUTION O_O
Derek: Again...so close :(