The Darkest Powers Chats

By RileySauce

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Ever wondered what would it be like if the characters from K.A's Darkest Powers series used Facebook, Chat Ro... More

Authors Note
Chat Room 1) Taking Away A Bone
Chat Room 2) Who The Hell Gave Chloe Coffee?
Text Messages 1) Wht R U Doing?
Facebook Chats 1) NOT THE COOKIES!
Text Messages 2) Making Bets
Chat Room 3) Those Poor Bunnies..
Facebook 1) Ghost-Drugs O.o
Text Messages 3) Humping A Leg ;)
Facebook 2) Doesn't She Know?
Text Messages 4) Good Dog! XD
Facebook Chats 2) PLAY MY GAME!
Chat Room 4) SHARKIE GONNA GET YA >:D
Facebook 3) Chicken ;)
Facebook 4) FOOD FIGHT!
Facebook 5) #YOLO
Facebook 6) *Clap Clap*
Facebook Chats 3) Red Faces xD
Text Messages 5) ORANGES >:D
Facebook Chats 4) Tv Shows and Hot Guys
Text Messages 6) Derek Souza Smarty McFancyPants III
Facebook 7) Boyfriend Drama
Chat Room 5) THE SPORK REVOLUTION
Facebook 8) AWKWARD-NESS :/
Facebook Chats 5) Just Another Peaceful Night... As If :P
Text Messages 7) GOD I LOVE CHLEREK
Text Messages 8) BACK SCRATCHES :3
Facebook 9) Spork's can talk O.o
Facebook 10) Tag Time ;)
Facebook 11) Cats and Dogs XD
Text Messages 9) The Case Of The Missing Bra
Chat Room 6) EWW O_O
Chat Room 7) Don't You Hate It When You Can't Think Of A Title?
Facebook 12) 'Hiding The Snake' O_O
Aunt Lauren's Facebook Lingo
Chat Room 8) Derek's....Feminine Side<3
Chat Room 9: LEAV MEH ALONE
Facebook 13) Doctor Do is lyfe<3
Chat Room 10) yoU DID WHAT?
ChatRoom 11) Catnip ;-;

Chat Room 5) 'DIFFERENT'

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By RileySauce

A/N: Hey dudes ;)

I've noticed that i keep posting Chlerek things....I REGRET NOTHING O.O

AND TDPC HAS OVER 3000 READS. ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME? THANK YOUUUUUU ALL SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!

Anywho, this Chat is dedicated to dimito0o who requested one like when Chloe drank coffee xD I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!

P.S Can i get a "Woohoo" for actually sticking to the scheldule and updating on a Monday? :P

P.P.S Please enjoy the picture of 2 zebras reproducing. You're welcome :)

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[Chloe has logged on]

Chloe: THERE'S A MAGICAL PLACE..

Chloe: WHERE NOBODY KNOWS...

Chloe: SUCH A MYSTICAL PLACE...

Chloe: WITH AWESOME TOES!

Chloe: MWAHHAAHAHAHAHA

Chloe: HAHAHHA...

Chloe: HA.

[Tori has logged on]

[Derek has logged on]

Tori: Not again -_-

Tori: Wolf Boy, i thought you hid all the coffee?

Chloe: HEHEHEEHHEHE WOLF BOY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Simon has logged on]

Derek: I did. Whatever she's on, it isn't coffee :/

[Liz has logged on]

Liz: Maybe she's just in a really good mood?

Tori: Yeah, right.

Chloe: AND THAT'S THE WAY (UH HUH, UH HUH) I LIKE IT (UH HUH, UH HUH)

Tori: How could she be in a good mood? She's had WolfyRuff over there breathing down her neck.

Liz: Ffs Tori.

Simon: WolfyRuff?

Chloe: NOOOOOOOOO I LIKE IT WHEN DEREK BREATHES DOWN MY NECK.

Derek: Okay Chloe-

Chloe: AND DOWN MY BACK

Liz: CHLOE

Chloe: AND OVER MY-

Simon: OKAY, OKAY, I ADMIT IT!

Simon: DOES THAT MAKE YOU ALL FEEL BETTER, HUH?

Liz: I KNEW IT!

Liz: Wait, what did you do?

Tori: Cough it up, Simon

Simon: I gave Chloe...

Tori: Herpes?

Derek: WHAT THE-

Chloe: EWWWWW :( NOOOO SIMON IS YUCKY :/

Simon: O.O NO!

Simon: I GAVE HER REDBULL, OKAY?

Derek: Strangely, i'm relieved that all you did was give my gf the thing that last time made her eat a sponge.

Liz: CHLOE AT A SPONGE?

Tori: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL YEP

Tori: And then she started crying and saying that she was so sorry that she ate SpongeBob.

Chloe: THAT...THAT WASN'T SPONGEBOB?

Chloe: WOOOOHOOOO

Chloe: I'M NOT A MURDERER

Chloe: NOW I CAN WASH WITH A YELLOW SPONGE AND NOT FEEL GUILTY!

Tori: HOLD DA PHONE. SIMON, YOU GAVE HER REDBULL?

Simon: Damn i thought we were over that ( ._.)

Chloe: REDBULL...IT GIVES YOU WINGS ;)

Chloe: OMFG SO I CAN FLY?

Chloe: YESSSSSSSS

Chloe: I MUST TRY THIS

Derek: NO!

Liz: CHLOE, YOU CAN'T FLY.

Chloe: WHYYYYY?

Chloe: IS IT BECAUSE OF THE BIRDS?

Chloe: WILL THEY CALL ME 'DIFFERENT?'

Tori: *sigh* Great job, Simon.

Simon: *backing away*

[Simon has logged off]

Chloe: OHHHH

Chloe: DID YOU GUYS KNOW..

Chloe: THAT I...

Chloe: SHOWER NAKED? O.O

Chloe: MIND = BLOWN

Tori: Have fun, Derek.

[Tori has logged off]

Derek: How much RedBull did you drink?

Chloe: MILLIONS...AND...

Chloe: BILLIONS.

Chloe: ERMAHGAWD THAT RHYMED O.O

Liz: You know what, why don't you hang out with Crazy Chloe for a while alone, Derek. I have to..

Liz: Go see a doctor about my injured fish.

[Liz has logged off]

Chloe: CRAZY CHLOE?

Chloe: WHAT UP ALLITERATION?

Derek: Do you want to get some Ice Cream?

Chloe: ICE CREAMMM!!

Chloe: NOW?

Chloe: JUST US?

Chloe: *GASP* IS THIS A DATE?

Derek: Yep ;)

Chloe: LETS GOOOO. RIGHT NOW.

Chloe: MOVE IT, STUD!

Derek: My pleasure, Beautiful <3

Chloe: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Chloe: I THINK I JUST MELTED o.O

Chloe: I WANT TO KISS YOU SO BADLY RIGHT NOW

Chloe: WAITTT, I WANT ICE CREAMMMM MORE

Derek: I'm kinda offended :P

Chloe: BE OFFENDED LATER. ICE CREAM NOW!

Derek: Demanding woman ;)

[Chloe has logged off]

[Derek has logged off]

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