I felt like doing another one of these and what's better than putting the secondary character and the villain against each other?
I don't own anything. I just wish I had a better sense of beat because I would like to rap this efficiently.
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Chirrut Îmwe: Hey guys so due to international events Baze and I will be hosting our wedding over text
Orson Krennic: Isn't that what the original plan was?
Bodhi Rook: Isn't that what the original plan was?
Bodhi Rook: Jinx u owe me a coke Orson
Orson Krennic: ... You don't even like coke?
Chirrut Îmwe: Well actually Baze was going to invite the readers to out planet so we could do it in person but then he went to a different planet
K-2SO: Some fiancé he makes.
Baze Îmwe: Hey! I had to save the whales!
Chirrut Îmwe: Yeah!
Orson Krennic: Save the whales?
Baze Îmwe: Yeah I'm going to every SeaWorld and aquarium that has whales in it and releasing them to the wild
Cassian Andor: Aww Baze that's really sweet!
Bodhi Rook: AGREED
Baze Îmwe: Thanks! 🐳
K-2SO: Don't pull a Melissa McCarthy.
Baze Îmwe: What?
Cassian Andor: OMFG KAYTU
Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT USE THE FORCES NAME IN VAIN
Orson Krennic:
Bodhi Rook: Yeah... don't do that Baze
Orson Krennic: ^^
Baze Îmwe: Haha I'd survive anyway because of plot
Chirrut Îmwe: Well whatever he's talking about I'm sure Baze is doing an amazing job
Baze Îmwe: Yeah it's fun. People start freaking out and they say "OH MY GOSH YOUR COSPLAY IS AMAZING!!" and I just smile and manage to get by the crowd pretty easily. Though some people ask "Hey where's Chirrut?"
Bodhi Rook: And what do you say?
Baze Îmwe: I tell them that Chirrut is doing some Force ritual in a galaxy far far away
Orson Krennic: Hah!
Baze Îmwe: It's fun! The people at SeaWorld are interesting. Most of them are little kids
K-2SO: Cool
Bodhi Rook: I love little kids
Cassian Andor: I hate them
Orson Krennic: How can you hate them if you were one?
Cassian Andor: You hate them too!
Orson Krennic: ExCUSE me?!? Mind you, I had to deal with a little kid myself!
Cassian Andor: One that was a whiny *****
Astri Krennic: Hey!
Chirrut Îmwe: Guys are we ever going to find common ground between you two?
Bodhi Rook: I doubt it
K-2SO: I doubt it
K-2SO: Jinx! You owe me your coke Bodhi
Bodhi Rook: I knew I'd get rid of it somehow
Jyn Erso: Hi chat
Orson Krennic: YOU LITTLE PIECE OF ******* I LIKE KIDS!!
Cassian Andor: WELL I DONT SO WHY CANT YOU ACCEPT THAT!!!
Orson Krennic: IS THIS BECAUSE YOU DIDNT GET TO BE WITH JYN FIRST??? IS THAT WHY YOU HATE ME!!
Cassian Andor: MAYBE IT IS BUT AT LEAST JYNNIC CANT BE CANON BECAUSE YOU DIED ALONE!!!
Orson Krennic: SO DID YOU!!
Cassian Andor: THATS IT!! I AM SICK OF YOUR FORCING WAYS WERE GONNA SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!! BODHI AND JYN STYLE!!
Orson Krennic: ITS ON!!!
Eren Jaëger: CAPS LOCKED IS GOLD!!
Jyn Erso: Force dammit Eren
K-2SO: EPIC!
K-2SO: RAP!
K-2SO: BATTLES!
K-2SO: OF ROGUE ONNNEEEEEE!!!
K-2SO: CAPTAIN CASSIAN ANDOR!!
K-2SO: VS.
K-2SO: DIRECTOR ORSON KRENNIC!!
K-2SO: BEGIN!
Eren Jaëger: this is gonna be good 🍿
Cassian Andor: Let me get this straight director, you imperials are like one another
So haughty, up-tight, with an ego, who is taken out by a blaster.
What makes you different from the rest? What do you have to prove?
I don't need much to show that my character's in the right groove.
Lacking compassion and mercy and regard for the innocent
I guess you're just another droid built to be malevolent.
So let this sink in for a moment or two
My raps will slap you down harder than you slapped Galen on Eadu.
Orson Krennic: There's a rule to all snipers who take on a mission
You snipe your target and think later about your decision.
It's too bad that your reputation's crap, and I sometimes give you pity
That you chose to take on the man who designed the new Coruscant city.
Hah! You only feel sorry for yourself you whiny *****
"I've been in this stupid fight ever since I was six!"
You want a good mission? Then be the next Belle
Cause the only thing you're good at is being a fashion model.
Cassian Andor: Fashion model! Like you think I'd do such a thing!
I get down in the dirty work while you sit like a king!
Your character's flawed and your raps are too
Yet you still act like you are the next Mary Sue.
You're not refined, you lack real skills, no wonder you demoted
Wasting your life away as a manipulative bone head.
Who's the model now? The rebel or imperial?
I think it's clear to say that the winner is the a******
Orson Krennic: Try to refute me one more time. Nothing? I figured.
It's my turn to show you what it's like when I'm triggered!
I've lived half a century to question how you're rebellion
When I've heard better raps from the dead geonosians.
Held responsible for the lives of all your crew
Guess that's why you worked alone with only K2
Get over your ego, Andor, or you should quit
Because your mourning for your team's deaths was a piece of ****
K-2SO: WHO WON?!?
K-2SO: WHO'S NEXT!!?
K-2SO: YOU DECIDE!!!!
Eren Jaëger: EPIC RRRRAAAAAPPPP BATTLES OF ROGUE ONE!!!!
K-2SO: EPIC!! RAP!!! BATTLES OF ROGUE ONE
Eren Jaëger: Jinx you owe me that coke
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So who won? Cassian or Krennic?
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