I was daydreaming about Rogue One and then that night I had a dream about Rogue One. Except that everyone was replaced by Attack on Titan characters and they started pointing out all the clichés in Rogue One. So here's a parody.
Also, I hate this song. But I parodized it anyway.
I don't own anything.
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Eren Jaëger: Guys have you ever noticed that you all died young in Rogue One
Jyn Erso: GJALFOALFJENGKSLFF
Cassian Andor: Well duh
Eren Jaëger: Anyone feel like that's cliché?
Cassian Andor: No 💩 Sherlock. Most story arcs have at least one character that dies at a young age
Eren Jaëger: *cough*
Cassian Andor: And then there's you... who has... all the main characters... who are young... die...
Eren Jaëger: Thank you for the painful reminder
K-2SO: EREN IS RIGHT!! There are so many clichés!
Jyn Erso: AND SAD DEATHS
Orson Krennic: LET'S GRIPE ABOUT THE CLICHÉS!
Lyra Erso: IN PARODY FORM!
Galen Erso: Lyra thats a fragment
Lyra Erso: Says the guy who has no punctuations whatsoever.
Jyn Erso: OMG STOP
K-2SO: SING
Baze Malbus: WHALES
DayMungo Tarungo: YASS
[Orson Krennic has kicked DayMungo Tarungo from the group chat]
Orson Krennic: What is it with crossovers?
Eren Jaëger: We're cool
K-2SO: SING!!
A/N: Once again; it's the whole song from here out.
Jyn Erso: I'm 22 and I've lost my parents cliché.
Oh, well. I guess I'll make the best of the day.
So while I plot my revenge,
I'll live my life to full extent. I'm not dying young.
Jyn Erso: Not gonna die young.
I'm not dying young.
I'm gonna fight, cause tonight I'm not gonna die young!
Lyra Erso: Oh darn, I'm killed. I died young, that makes me number one.
Bodhi Rook: Jedha, I'm back home
Captured and blind folded *groan*
There's that cat, name's Cassie
Lookin' hot while climb-
Cassian Andor: Bodhi!!
Bodhi Rook: Convenient timing, so the heroes can meet.
K-2SO: Cliché
Bodhi Rook: To leave the story Saw admits his defeat.
Saw Gererra: Touché
Orson Krennic: I want a promotion, dammit (Palp).
There's more than aspirations to me.
Built the weapon, don't I get credit? (Uh huh!)
Galen Erso: I built it all, not Krenny.
Chirrut Îmwe: I hear his heart beat, order-driven for sure.
Oh, tell me Baze. Does he look like a killer?
Galen Erso: Don't shoot those engineers!
Baze Îmwe: What did you say? It's cliché! That's how Lyra died young.
Lyra Erso: ...
Jyn Andor: Oh crap, Papa died.
K-2SO: He was 55.
Cassian Andor: The wise die old
Lyra Erso: Should have told him he could have died young.
Orson Krennic: Hey, I'm old too
K-2SO: But not wise
You dead at 51
Bodhi Rook: Whose next? Place you bets.
Everybody has to guess.
2/3 of the crew at Rogue One
Aren't yet 30,
Saw Gererra: DECEPTION!
Jyn Erso: The sassy sidekick is the first one to go
K-2SO: Oh no!
Jyn Erso: Next two Asians who were the stars of the show.
Chirrut and Baze Îmwe: Uh oh!
Bodhi Rook: Stupid wire kinks at a time
Wire: Hah!
Bodhi Rook: When the mission is out on the line.
Holy Snoke, the Death Star's in sight
Death Star: Hi
Jyn Erso: Guess we're dying young tonight
(Though we died
It's alright
We won, aight!)
Everyone: I hear the gunshot as they rage through the air!
Jyn Erso: Cassian lived!
K-2SO: Wait a second, that's not fair
Orson Krennic: This plot line is so old.
Lumíere Kenobi: At least it's not a reboot of a tale that's been told!
Everyone: I hear the gunshots as they rage through the sky
Oh, someone died!
Baze Îmwe: Hold on, wait. Who was that guy?
Nameless guy: The nameless all waste away
Eren Jaëger: Welcome to "Clique of the Dead Cause Their Story's Cliché"
Orson Krennic: My head became fried.
Cassian Andor: I'm short on my rhymes
Orson Krennic: The end
Bodhi Rook: Okay!
Cassian Andor: We'll just say
This story is cliché.
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Welp. Hope you liked this Force awful parody...
Sorry, Chirrut.
Please review!