Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story...

By derp_eyes

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Jyn Erso and crew have all bought phones! And they can text their sworn enemies as well and sing songs over t... More

Prologue
Death Star Plans
Pilot Squared
Dark Side Autocorrect
Death Star Plans and Group Chat Addition
Text Prank
Rebels and Rogues
The Emoji Mystery
Lazy chapter
I Have Lost My Marbles
K-2SO in Hot Water
Attack On Titan Crossover
Idk What I'm Doing
Original Mix
Emojis Part 2
Hungry, Hungry Droid
Rogue One
Merry Sithmas!
New Year's Resolutions
We Interrupt This Story to Bring You A Comic
Too Much Blue Milk For Krennic
Operation Pilot²
Galen Erso's True Form
Operation... Titans²?
The Truth and Crybabies (and Crydroids)
Galen Erso Had A Farm...
Another Song Chapter
THIS IS NOT A CHAPTER IT IS A QUESTION TO SEE WHAT ELSE I CAN DO WITH THIS STORY
Dad Joke = Bad Joke
Tarkin's Aspirations
The Additional People in the Group Chat Chapter
Palpy's Plan
An Apology and New Group Chat
Another Comic (because I can)
Double Triple Quadruple Date...
Stardust
Armitage Hux
-Orson Krennic and derp_eyes Break the Forth Wall
Somebody Should Get Married
New Story, I Got Tagged Yay, and Other Information
K-2SO vs. Cassian
Get Your Own Chat! + Jynnic
TAGGED AGAIN and Thanks For the Obvious, Orson
Double Fulcrum
COMPETITION TIME
Jabba the Hutt + Jassian
Short Chapter
Eren Yaeger
Bodhi and Baze Chat (user chat)
Somebody's "Ben Solo" For Too Long
RANDOM REQUEST AND INFORMATION
Baze Malbus is a Whale
This Was Going To Have a Normal Name But Then I Decided To Call It Gaylen
OC Addition
Too Many Andors
Jassian (The Jabba X Cassian Jassian)
-Readers and Rogues Sign Up!
Winner for the Contest!
Cri
ErSO
Miraculous Krenny-Bug
Let It Go
That One Chapter Where There Are No Rogue One Characters In It
PB and Jynnic
Happy Boy
Talk Jassian To Me
ROGUE ONE ASSEMBLE!!
Another Forcing Song
Blind People Chat
After the Superbowl
Galen, Drink Your Milk
Baze's Shipping Game part 1
My Best Star Wars Memories plus Tagged
Happy Valentine's Day
OCs
Short Chapter
Not so fun info
K2's ABCs
Baze's Shipping Game Part 2
Snooping
Tears For Lorde
Rogue What?
CONTEST TIME PART 1
Winter's Kriffed Up
IT'S A KRYCE-SIS
What Should Have Happened in Through Imperial Eyes
The Oscars
Ezren + Cassian Get Ahold on Derp's Ship Generator
Sassing
My Rebel Buddies and Me (Shoop doop doop doobitty doop)
The Emoji Mystery Part 3
Rogue TXT IRL
WYR
CONTEST WINNER!!!
Migraine
Welp
This Land Is Your Land
Baking Cookies
Spittin' Out Dem Lyrics
Big Fat Rogue 6
Rogue TXT Origins Part 1
Rogue TXT Origins Part 2
Bodhi's Confession
#ProtectBodhi2k17
The Ten Chirrandments
Do You Wanna Fix You Status?
Random
The Deepest, Bottom of the Pit Hold Secrets
My Life as a Teenage Wattpadder
Guess Who?
RO-diac and Jassian
Eat Your Spinach
The Book of Texts 1
The Book of Texts 2
What Can I Say Except...
Derpy Time
RIP Chat Member
Name Games Again
Krennic's Birthday
This is Legit Hard Okay? Name Games Again Part 2
Rogue One Rebels Assemble
Name Games Again Part 3
ROGUE TXT MEMORY GAME
Round 1 questions!
Round 2 Pair-Ups: Round 1 Answers
Round 2 Questions!
The Last Jedi (its actually a chapter)
Round 3 Pair-Up: Round 2 Answers
Round 3 Questions!
WINNER OF CONTEST + DayMungo Tarungo
Die Cliché
A Sprain
#HotKallus
Baze's Birthday
Raisin Bran
Cassian Vs. Krennic Rap
Taggin'
K2 the Angel
I. AM. SHAKING.
All About Those Plans
Dannibal
The Story That Was Lost
The Sequel Prequel Created Equal?
May the Forth
Revenge of the Mayo
Be My Guest
Ask the Rogues!
Fan Mail
Amnesia
Fan Mail Part 2
Spam
Straight For That Death Star
Happy Mother's Day
No One Like Sir Saw
Apologies
Derpy Opinions
Baze and Chirrut's Wedding
The Fifth Wall
Break It Down Again
Story Time!
Weird Chapter That Needs A Better Title
Summer
Possible Contest?
Kick the Bucket (List)
Derp's Brain Is Clogged With Anime
Dead
Caption Reaction
100 Followers
There's a Director Controlling Me (what?)
For those that still read this reekshite book

Everybody Wants to be the 1 and Sit on TØP of the Victorious World For Centuries

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By derp_eyes

While Baze and Chirrut get their wedding planned, we're just going to have some filler chapters. Aka, this is a filler chapter because I am giving you guys time to answer the R&R question sign-up on my conversations if you want to join the fun.

I don't own anything. I also don't know a lot of bands so this chapter might just be a bomb.
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Cassian Andor: Light 'em up! Up! Up! Light 'em up! Up! Up! Light 'em up! Up! Up!

K-2SO: IM ON FIREEEEEEE

Orson Krennic: What the heck...

Cassian Andor: FoB, Orson

Orson Krennic: Do you even know what a fob is?

Cassian Andor: Fallout Boy

Orson Krennic: NO! It's an ornament on a watch chain!

Cassian Andor: You have no taste in good bands

Orson Krennic: Believe me, I do.

Cassian Andor: Yeah? Like what?!

Orson Krennic: How about Tears For Fears?

Cassian Andor: That's a piece of *****

Orson Krennic: WHAT?!??

Orson Krennic: ANDORRRRRR!!!!

Cassian Andor: it's fallout or get out!

Orson Krennic: I'll give you Tears For Life if you don't shut your trap!

Jyn Erso: OMG STOP BLOWING UP MY PHONE

Cassian Andor: OOH THATS IT!! YOURE GONNA GET IT!!

Orson Krennic: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? RUN OFF AND GO CRYING TO YOU MUMMY AND DADDY?? OOH YOU CAN'T BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD!!

Jyn Erso: ...

Cassian Andor: HOW DARE YOU!!! I WILL-

[Bodhi Rook has interrupted Cassian Andor's text]

Bodhi Rook: You guys sound Stressed Out 😏😏

Orson Krennic: I think I missed something right there

Cassian Andor: I hate Twenty One Pilots

Bodhi Rook: WHAT?!? HOW COULD YOU!!??

Jyn Erso: We're arguing over favorite bands?

Bodhi Rook: Yep

Cassian Andor: IM GONNA CHANGE YOUR MIND LIKE A REMIX

Orson Krennic: HAH NO WAY!!

Jyn Erso: Guys chill. The best band out there is 1D

Orson Krennic: That piece of garbage?

Cassian Andor: What the reek Jyn

Jyn Erso: 😡😡

Chirrut Îmwe: What's going on?

K-2SO: Interesting stuff apparently.

Baze Îmwe: Another chat argument

Jyn Erso: 1D IS NOT THAT BAD

Bodhi Rook: YES IT IS

Cassian Andor: It's a rip off of other bands

Orson Krennic: SO IS YOURS!!

Baze Îmwe: ...

Chirrut Îmwe: ...

K-2SO: ...

Bodhi Rook: Krennic's showing his age by liking Tears for something

Orson Krennic: THEY'RE MUSIC IS LEGIT AMAZING AND IT'S TEARS FOR FEARS YOU RETARD!!!

Cassian Andor: Lorde's version of Rule the World was better

Orson Krennic: TRIGGEREDDDDD!:!2@(&/((

Jyn Erso: HAH

Baze Îmwe: Guys chill

Cassian Andor: No!

Jyn Erso: NEVER

Orson Krennic: YOU'RE ASKING ME TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!

Bodhi Rook: AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH

Chirrut Îmwe: I shall join the fight too

K-2SO: Me too!

K-2SO: As soon as I choose a favorite band

Orson Krennic: Well it could be a favorite singer instead.

Cassian Andor: If you can think of a better singer

Chirrut Îmwe: Idina Menzel! A/N: My keyboard doesn't like the word Menzel. It wants to change to Mendelsohn.

Crickets: *cheep cheep*

Orson Krennic: Yeah... no...

Chirrut Îmwe: Well maybe you guys should listen to some Kpop stuff

Jyn Erso: Ew no I don't like that stuff

Chirrut Îmwe: Yeah me neither

Cassian Andor: Can we please get rid of Chirrut?

K-2SO: IMAGINE DRAGONS

Orson Krennic: Heck no. We're keeping Chirrut because reasons.

Bodhi Rook: IMAGINE DRAGONS IS TERRIBLE

K-2SO: WELL SO IS YOUR TWENTY MINUS ONE PILOTS

Lyra Erso: -_- You are all so immature.

Baze Îmwe: Welcome to Rogue TXT

Bodhi Rook: OOOHHH I AM GONNA DISMANTLE YOUR LITTLE FACE K-2SO

K-2SO: YOUR BAND'S GONNA DEBAND JUST LIKE P!ATD

Lyra Erso: OOH YOU HAVE TRIGGERED ME NOW!!

Eren Jaëger: you better watch out
You might as well cry
Better run and shout
I'm telling you why
Lyra's triggered and she'll gouge out your eyes

Chirrut Îmwe: ^^

Lyra Erso: SHAGKSGKAGKAG

Lyra Erso: ILL WRITE YOUR SIN AND TRAGEDY EREN

Eren Jaëger: ... I think I'll go now

Bodhi Rook: good idea

Chirrut Îmwe: Too bad we couldn't have a battle of the bands

Lyra Erso: If that was so, P!atD would totally come out Victorious!

Bodhi Rook: No, I'm fairly sure Twenty One pilots would come out on TØP

Cassian Andor: Hah! A contest like that would make people forget all your bands and remember FoB for Centuries!

Jyn Erso: Guys you got it all wrong! It's One Direction that'll be the number 1

K-2SO: Imagine Dragons will come out On Top Of the World. Not your little bands

Orson Krennic: Everybody wants to rule the world but only TFF can do that

Baze Îmwe: Guys stop

Baze Îmwe: We all know that Michael Jackson is better than any band

Everyone: ...

Orson Krennic: Well I guess that is true

Jyn Erso: I agree

Cassian Andor: Yeah he's pretty good

Lyra Erso: I agree with that.

Bodhi Rook: You can't beat the king of pop

K-2SO: I fifth that

Chirrut Îmwe: IDINA MENZEL!!!!

Gaylen: Hey guys! What's up!
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Well that took forever to write.

Favorite band? (Some of you, I already know but you can answer if you want)

Please review!

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