Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story...

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Jyn Erso and crew have all bought phones! And they can text their sworn enemies as well and sing songs over t... More

Prologue
Death Star Plans
Pilot Squared
Dark Side Autocorrect
Death Star Plans and Group Chat Addition
Text Prank
Rebels and Rogues
The Emoji Mystery
Lazy chapter
I Have Lost My Marbles
K-2SO in Hot Water
Attack On Titan Crossover
Idk What I'm Doing
Original Mix
Emojis Part 2
Hungry, Hungry Droid
Rogue One
Merry Sithmas!
New Year's Resolutions
We Interrupt This Story to Bring You A Comic
Too Much Blue Milk For Krennic
Operation Pilotยฒ
Galen Erso's True Form
Operation... Titansยฒ?
The Truth and Crybabies (and Crydroids)
Galen Erso Had A Farm...
Another Song Chapter
THIS IS NOT A CHAPTER IT IS A QUESTION TO SEE WHAT ELSE I CAN DO WITH THIS STORY
Dad Joke = Bad Joke
Tarkin's Aspirations
The Additional People in the Group Chat Chapter
Palpy's Plan
An Apology and New Group Chat
Another Comic (because I can)
Double Triple Quadruple Date...
Stardust
Armitage Hux
-Orson Krennic and derp_eyes Break the Forth Wall
Somebody Should Get Married
New Story, I Got Tagged Yay, and Other Information
K-2SO vs. Cassian
Get Your Own Chat! + Jynnic
TAGGED AGAIN and Thanks For the Obvious, Orson
Double Fulcrum
COMPETITION TIME
Jabba the Hutt + Jassian
Short Chapter
Eren Yaeger
Bodhi and Baze Chat (user chat)
Somebody's "Ben Solo" For Too Long
RANDOM REQUEST AND INFORMATION
Baze Malbus is a Whale
This Was Going To Have a Normal Name But Then I Decided To Call It Gaylen
OC Addition
Too Many Andors
Jassian (The Jabba X Cassian Jassian)
-Readers and Rogues Sign Up!
Winner for the Contest!
Cri
ErSO
Miraculous Krenny-Bug
Let It Go
That One Chapter Where There Are No Rogue One Characters In It
PB and Jynnic
Happy Boy
Talk Jassian To Me
ROGUE ONE ASSEMBLE!!
Another Forcing Song
Blind People Chat
After the Superbowl
Galen, Drink Your Milk
Baze's Shipping Game part 1
My Best Star Wars Memories plus Tagged
Happy Valentine's Day
OCs
Short Chapter
Not so fun info
K2's ABCs
Baze's Shipping Game Part 2
Snooping
Tears For Lorde
Rogue What?
CONTEST TIME PART 1
Winter's Kriffed Up
IT'S A KRYCE-SIS
What Should Have Happened in Through Imperial Eyes
Ezren + Cassian Get Ahold on Derp's Ship Generator
Sassing
My Rebel Buddies and Me (Shoop doop doop doobitty doop)
The Emoji Mystery Part 3
Rogue TXT IRL
WYR
CONTEST WINNER!!!
Migraine
Welp
This Land Is Your Land
Baking Cookies
Spittin' Out Dem Lyrics
Big Fat Rogue 6
Rogue TXT Origins Part 1
Rogue TXT Origins Part 2
Bodhi's Confession
#ProtectBodhi2k17
The Ten Chirrandments
Do You Wanna Fix You Status?
Random
The Deepest, Bottom of the Pit Hold Secrets
My Life as a Teenage Wattpadder
Guess Who?
RO-diac and Jassian
Eat Your Spinach
The Book of Texts 1
The Book of Texts 2
What Can I Say Except...
Derpy Time
RIP Chat Member
Name Games Again
Krennic's Birthday
This is Legit Hard Okay? Name Games Again Part 2
Rogue One Rebels Assemble
Name Games Again Part 3
ROGUE TXT MEMORY GAME
Round 1 questions!
Round 2 Pair-Ups: Round 1 Answers
Round 2 Questions!
The Last Jedi (its actually a chapter)
Round 3 Pair-Up: Round 2 Answers
Round 3 Questions!
WINNER OF CONTEST + DayMungo Tarungo
Die Clichรฉ
A Sprain
#HotKallus
Baze's Birthday
Everybody Wants to be the 1 and Sit on Tร˜P of the Victorious World For Centuries
Raisin Bran
Cassian Vs. Krennic Rap
Taggin'
K2 the Angel
I. AM. SHAKING.
All About Those Plans
Dannibal
The Story That Was Lost
The Sequel Prequel Created Equal?
May the Forth
Revenge of the Mayo
Be My Guest
Ask the Rogues!
Fan Mail
Amnesia
Fan Mail Part 2
Spam
Straight For That Death Star
Happy Mother's Day
No One Like Sir Saw
Apologies
Derpy Opinions
Baze and Chirrut's Wedding
The Fifth Wall
Break It Down Again
Story Time!
Weird Chapter That Needs A Better Title
Summer
Possible Contest?
Kick the Bucket (List)
Derp's Brain Is Clogged With Anime
Dead
Caption Reaction
100 Followers
There's a Director Controlling Me (what?)
For those that still read this reekshite book

The Oscars

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By derp_eyes

Did anyone watch the Oscars? Who freaked out when Jyn's Theme started playing?

I don't own anything.
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Bodhi Andorrook: Guys Jyn and I starred in the Oscars last night

Cassian Andor: You did?

Bodhi Andorrook: :)

K-2SO: Ship

Cassian Andor: You should have told me. I would have watched them

Jyn Eros: You didn't watch them?

Cassian Andor: I was hanging out with Ahsoka and Agent Kallus, having a spaghetti and meatball war

Lyra Erso: Yeah, and it was a waste of good spaghetti.

Orson Krennic: Rogue One should have won an Oscar.

K-2SO: Agreed

Chirrut Îmwe: It seems like La La Land and Hawksaw Ridge won a lot of awards

Cassian Andor: Well everyone seemed to love those movies

Baze Malbus: What did you think of the costume design winner?

K-2SO: La La Land should have won

Cassian Andor: And Kaytu goes with the crowd

Baze Malbus: WHAAAT?!? Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them deserved the win!

K-2SO: Nah

Chirrut Îmwe: Baze is very triggered

Galen Erso: I'm glad Zootopia won

Lyra Erso: Moonlight deserved it's wins

Orson Krennic: I'm glad Piper won

Crickets: cheep cheep cheep

Orson Krennic: WHAT?? Piper is adorable!

Cassian Andor: I don't understand what's so important about the Oscars

Jyn Eros: Of course you wouldn't

Bodhi Andorrook: It's just a celebration to give little golden people to some of the cast and crew behind the movies

Cassian Andor: Still don't care

Saw Gererra: NO ONE KNOOOOWS HOW FAR IT GOOOOESSS

K-2SO: I do not like Moana

Saw Gererra: It should have won best animated

Orson Krennic: I can't believe what happened when they handed out the best motion picture.

Lyra Erso: Yeah that was weird.

Cassian Andor: You know what I think should have won all the awards? Fulcrum Spaghetti

Ahsoka Tano: YASSSS

Agent Kallus:  🙌

Orson Krennic: ...

Galen Erso: I didn't like Moonlight

K-2SO: La La Land should have won, especially since they were all there on the stage

Jyn Eros: Agreed

Bodhi Andorrook: Welp! I suppose i should get back to plotting how to make pilot² happen

Jyn Eros: Yeah, no. Cassian is mine

Cassian Andor: FULCRUM SPAGHETTI

Orson Krennic: I'll never understand you Andor.

Baze Malbus: I am going to change my name!

[Baze Malbus has changed his name to Baze Scamander]

Newt Scamander: Yeah bro!

Baze Malbus: Teach me your ways Newt

Chirrut Îmwe: Does Baze like New more than me??

Chirrut Îmwe: ... :(
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I didn't really watch the Oscars so I might have gotten some things inaccurately.

Please review!

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