I realized the age gape between Ben Mendelsohn and me is the same as the age gap between Jyn and Krennic.
ILLUMINATI?!??
Nope, just convenient birth years.
I don't own anything.
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[derp_eyes has added K-2SO and Baze Malbus to '4th Wall Breaking Chat']
derp_eyes: Knock yourselves out
[derp_eyes has kicked herself from the group chat]
Baze Malbus: YASS we can do anything!
K-2SO: Why did I have to be paired with u?
Baze Malbus: Because why not?
K-2SO: What are we supposed to do anyway?
Baze Malbus: DID YOU NOT READ ANY OF DERPS INSTRUCTIONS GOSH K2
K-2SO: I am offended
K-2SO: I cannot read her writing
Baze Malbus: How can you not read cursive?
K-2SO: I am a droid
Baze Malbus: Can't you scan and translate?
K-2SO: Well then why don't you read it you piece of *******
Baze Malbus: ...
Baze Malbus: Okay...
Baze Malbus: Hello readers blah blah blah you guys get it. It's another texting contest. And the rules should be about the same.
•Be a good sport losing or winning
•Don't steal
•Add at least one anime character
•Send your entry to derp through Messages
•Do whatever you want. Word count is not important and it if takes you nine messages to send us the entire entry that's fine.
K-2SO: And OF COURSE, we have some new rules for you guys
•try not to use swear words. One or two are okay. Derp will send you a list of Star Wars translated swear words if you need some.
•include someone that's not an anime or Star Wars character (if you want, you can add yourself in. That counts as someone outside the two fandoms)
•All names will be reset to start with. Ex. Jyn Eros becomes Jyn Erso and Bodhi and Cassian will have their last names changed back too. If you want to change the names in your entry, knock yourself out.
K-2SO: that's it!
Baze Malbus: I thought you said you couldn't read her writing
K-2SO: I am a droid. I can do anything
Baze Malbus: ...
Baze Malbus: Deadline is on March 5th
Baze Malbus: Alright, well I'm going to sing in the next chapter. Bye!
K-2SO: Bye!
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