Note: Requested by @afanficlover. I hope you enjoy this one-shot!
Pairing: H2OVanoss
Evan waited excitedly for Jonathan. There wasn't a reason for it; he was just always that way. As he waited, he talked to his other friends, Mini, Brock, Marcel and Tyler.
"Catch me Evan!" Came a voice from behind. Evan dropped all of his stuff and turned around. Jonathan threw himself at Evan, laughing his famous laugh. Evan caught him, spinning him around before putting him down.
"Jesus, did you guys have that planned out or something?" Mini asked.
"They always do," Brock said, giving Jonathan a smile.
"Yeah, we do this every morning," Jonathan replied, giving Evan a high-five.
"Can y'all just fuck already?" Tyler asked with a laugh.
"We ask the same question about you and Mini," Marcel mumbled, not looking up from his phone.
Everyone but Tyler and Mini laughed, as their faces were growing red.
"Marcel, that's the best thing you've said today," Jonathan laughed as he wiped away the tears in his eyes from laughing so hard.
"It's only the beginning of the day," Brock pointed out with a chuckle.
"Well, he can obviously see into the future," Evan said, wrapping an arm around Jonathan's shoulder.
"Yes, yes I can. I can see Mini and Tyler fucking, along with Brock and Brian."
The only ones laughing that time were Marcel, Evan and Jonathan. Brock buried his face into his hands along with Mini while Tyler just glared at them.
The bell rang, telling everyone to go to class. Evan and Jonathan walked side by side as they had the same classes together. Everyone else rolled their eyes at the sight of the two, but went on to their own classes.
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Fourth period had rolled around, and Evan and Jonathan were bored. Lunch was after third period, and they were stuck with a sub instead the normally fun Mr. Norman. Evan and Jonathan glanced at each other with a sigh.
Evan stuck his hands in his jacket pocket to find a package of gum. Evan took two pieces out and handed one to Jonathan. Jonathan gladly took it and started chewing, along with Evan.
The chewing had become entertaining to them, as Jonathan started to do so obnoxiously loud. When ever the teacher would ask who had gum, he would stop and hide it. Evan had to hold back his laughs everytime.
Since they were in the back, they had started a bubble blowing contest. Halfway through, Jonathan's bubble popped, leaving Evan the winner. Evan kept on blowing until the bubble was half the size of his face.
Jonathan decided to be a dick at that moment, so he took his pencil and poked the bubble. It made the most loud popping noise of all time as it went on Evan's face and hair.
Everyone in the class stared at them until the pair burst out laughing. Evan was clutching his stomach as Jonathan fell out of his chair, still laughing as he rolled around on the floor.
They were sent to the principals office after that. They continued to laugh on the way there, making sure to look through their friends classrooms windows before they made it. They also got most of the gum off of Evan's face, though there was a tiny bit still left in his hair.
"Maybe you should just dye your hair pink like Mini did," Jonathan suggested as he picked at the gum.
"Oh hell no! I would look terrible with pink hair," Evan replied, chewing on a new piece of gum.
The entered the principals office without even having to wait. One look from the teacher and they were already admitted.
They walked in and plopped down on the same seat since it was big enough for the both of them.
"You two again?" The principal sighed, not looking up from his papers that he was writing on.
"You better believe it," Jonathan grinned. The principal glanced at them before returning to the paperwork.
"We were disrupting the class by chewing bubblegum and popping the bubbles really loudly," Evan explained, knowing the principal was about to ask that as he fiddled with the piece of gum that was almost out of his hair.
The principal sighed and looked up at the two.
"Boys, you have to stop getting in trouble. This is getting out of hand, and I don't want to expel you."
"Hey, hey, hey! This is only the third time this month. We usually have five at this point!" Jonathan exclaimed. The principal just sighed again and shook his head, signalling that the boys could go.
"Great talk, Mr. P. We'll see you next time!" Evan chirped as him and Jonathan left the office.
Fifth period had ended already, so they just went to sixth period, where most of their friends were.
"Dude, why didn't you keep the pink in your hair? It would've looked fabulous!" Mini laughed.
"Cause I knew it wouldn't look good on me! Plus I'm already fab to the max," Evan replied, striking a ridiculous pose that made everyone laugh before they went on with their school work.
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Since Evan and Jonathan lived on the same street, they walked home together.
Well, actually, they didn't.
Instead of walking home, they walked to a three-story abandoned building that Jonathan had found. They weren't supposed to be there, as it was locked up, but you could climb the fence. The building didn't actually have that much in it; there was only some broken glass on the ground, but that was always near where the windows were.
Evan and Jonathan made it to the roof before Jonathan started going on about his plan for the place. "Alright, so here it is-"
"Is it the same plan you've been going on about for the past week or so?"
"Yes."
"Oh, okay. Continue on."
"As I was saying, this place could be a corporation. It would be an awesome one too! I would be the CEO, you would be my Vice CEO, and Brian and Ryan would be like, even lower CEOs. We would, uh, we would sell the best product in the world!"
"Which is?"
"Guns!"
"Didn't you say toilet paper last time?"
Jonathan stopped and thought about it for a second, which caused Evan to laugh a little.
"They're uh, they're guns shaped like toilet paper!"
"That are laced with cocaine!"
"Yeah-" Jonathan cut himself off with a snort, followed by him and Evan laughing.
"Oh god, we'd be shitty CEOs," Jonathan giggled.
"We would be," Evan agreed with a laugh. "And while we're at it, we can ask Brian if it will go well- since, you know, he's from the future."
Jonathan laughed in response. "Yeah! We should ask him tomorrow."
"We'll ask him tomorrow then! And hope that we won't have milk cartons thrown at us!"
"Oh god, if that happens, I'm using you as a human shield."
"What- hey!"
Jonathan laughed at the reaction. "I'm kidding, I'm kidding! You'd be a shitty shield anyway."
"Probably."
They both fell into a fit of laughter. Evan wiped his eyes and looked up, seeing the sky turning dark. "Well, I would love to stay here, but it's getting dark. We should probably head home so our parents don't get pissed at us."
Jonathan nodded and grabbed his stuff before walking out of the building with Evan.
"You know, we gotta share this place with our friends sometime," he thought aloud.
"We will. Eventually." Jonathan laughed and connected arms with Evan. Evan rolled his eyes as he started to swing their arms around in a childish way.
They got to Jonathan's house first. "Well, bye, I guess," Jonathan said.
"My love! No! How could you leave me like this!" Evan exclaimed dramatically, pretending to be hurt. Jonathan laughed and gave Evan a kiss on the lips.
"Is that better?" He asked with a smile on his face. Evan grinned at him.
"Yep. Night, Jon."
"Night Ev."