Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story...

By derp_eyes

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Jyn Erso and crew have all bought phones! And they can text their sworn enemies as well and sing songs over t... More

Prologue
Death Star Plans
Pilot Squared
Dark Side Autocorrect
Death Star Plans and Group Chat Addition
Text Prank
Rebels and Rogues
The Emoji Mystery
Lazy chapter
I Have Lost My Marbles
K-2SO in Hot Water
Attack On Titan Crossover
Idk What I'm Doing
Original Mix
Emojis Part 2
Hungry, Hungry Droid
Rogue One
Merry Sithmas!
New Year's Resolutions
We Interrupt This Story to Bring You A Comic
Too Much Blue Milk For Krennic
Operation Pilotยฒ
Galen Erso's True Form
Operation... Titansยฒ?
The Truth and Crybabies (and Crydroids)
Galen Erso Had A Farm...
Another Song Chapter
THIS IS NOT A CHAPTER IT IS A QUESTION TO SEE WHAT ELSE I CAN DO WITH THIS STORY
Dad Joke = Bad Joke
Tarkin's Aspirations
The Additional People in the Group Chat Chapter
Palpy's Plan
An Apology and New Group Chat
Another Comic (because I can)
Double Triple Quadruple Date...
Stardust
Armitage Hux
-Orson Krennic and derp_eyes Break the Forth Wall
Somebody Should Get Married
New Story, I Got Tagged Yay, and Other Information
K-2SO vs. Cassian
Get Your Own Chat! + Jynnic
TAGGED AGAIN and Thanks For the Obvious, Orson
Double Fulcrum
COMPETITION TIME
Jabba the Hutt + Jassian
Short Chapter
Eren Yaeger
Bodhi and Baze Chat (user chat)
Somebody's "Ben Solo" For Too Long
RANDOM REQUEST AND INFORMATION
Baze Malbus is a Whale
This Was Going To Have a Normal Name But Then I Decided To Call It Gaylen
OC Addition
Too Many Andors
Jassian (The Jabba X Cassian Jassian)
-Readers and Rogues Sign Up!
Winner for the Contest!
Cri
ErSO
Miraculous Krenny-Bug
Let It Go
That One Chapter Where There Are No Rogue One Characters In It
PB and Jynnic
Happy Boy
Talk Jassian To Me
ROGUE ONE ASSEMBLE!!
Another Forcing Song
Blind People Chat
Galen, Drink Your Milk
Baze's Shipping Game part 1
My Best Star Wars Memories plus Tagged
Happy Valentine's Day
OCs
Short Chapter
Not so fun info
K2's ABCs
Baze's Shipping Game Part 2
Snooping
Tears For Lorde
Rogue What?
CONTEST TIME PART 1
Winter's Kriffed Up
IT'S A KRYCE-SIS
What Should Have Happened in Through Imperial Eyes
The Oscars
Ezren + Cassian Get Ahold on Derp's Ship Generator
Sassing
My Rebel Buddies and Me (Shoop doop doop doobitty doop)
The Emoji Mystery Part 3
Rogue TXT IRL
WYR
CONTEST WINNER!!!
Migraine
Welp
This Land Is Your Land
Baking Cookies
Spittin' Out Dem Lyrics
Big Fat Rogue 6
Rogue TXT Origins Part 1
Rogue TXT Origins Part 2
Bodhi's Confession
#ProtectBodhi2k17
The Ten Chirrandments
Do You Wanna Fix You Status?
Random
The Deepest, Bottom of the Pit Hold Secrets
My Life as a Teenage Wattpadder
Guess Who?
RO-diac and Jassian
Eat Your Spinach
The Book of Texts 1
The Book of Texts 2
What Can I Say Except...
Derpy Time
RIP Chat Member
Name Games Again
Krennic's Birthday
This is Legit Hard Okay? Name Games Again Part 2
Rogue One Rebels Assemble
Name Games Again Part 3
ROGUE TXT MEMORY GAME
Round 1 questions!
Round 2 Pair-Ups: Round 1 Answers
Round 2 Questions!
The Last Jedi (its actually a chapter)
Round 3 Pair-Up: Round 2 Answers
Round 3 Questions!
WINNER OF CONTEST + DayMungo Tarungo
Die Clichรฉ
A Sprain
#HotKallus
Baze's Birthday
Everybody Wants to be the 1 and Sit on Tร˜P of the Victorious World For Centuries
Raisin Bran
Cassian Vs. Krennic Rap
Taggin'
K2 the Angel
I. AM. SHAKING.
All About Those Plans
Dannibal
The Story That Was Lost
The Sequel Prequel Created Equal?
May the Forth
Revenge of the Mayo
Be My Guest
Ask the Rogues!
Fan Mail
Amnesia
Fan Mail Part 2
Spam
Straight For That Death Star
Happy Mother's Day
No One Like Sir Saw
Apologies
Derpy Opinions
Baze and Chirrut's Wedding
The Fifth Wall
Break It Down Again
Story Time!
Weird Chapter That Needs A Better Title
Summer
Possible Contest?
Kick the Bucket (List)
Derp's Brain Is Clogged With Anime
Dead
Caption Reaction
100 Followers
There's a Director Controlling Me (what?)
For those that still read this reekshite book

After the Superbowl

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By derp_eyes

Thos wonderful idea comes from Frost_Hawk 's Star Wars texting book. Go give their story some support!

I don't own anything.
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Cassian Andor: What is life?

Cassian Andor: Hey my name is back!

Cassian Andor: YAYYY

Jyn Erso: Really?

Jyn Erso: Aw man. Now I have my old name

Eren Jaëger: It was probably from when the chat overloaded and broke

Jyn Erso: Tru

Orson Krennic: If you want the other name back why don't you change your name again?

Galen Erso: I like the way you think Orson

Orson Krennic: You have never changed your name unless prompted to for some crossover.

[Galen Erso has changed his name to 'Orson is mine fite me']

derp_eyes: I AM NOT TYPING THAT EVERY TIME YOU SPEAK

Orson is mine fite me: Too bad

[Orson is mine fite me has kicked derp_eyes from the group chat]

Rey: lal

Kylo Ren: Hahahahahahahaha

Jyn Erso: I'm gonna make a ship and confirm it for this book

K-2SO: MAKE PILOT²!!!!!

Jyn Erso: Lol nope

K-2SO: ... :(

[Bodhi Rook has changed his name to Sharky Rook]

Sharky Rook: GUYS WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE SUPERBOWL

Eren Jaëger: What an entrance Bodhi

Eren Jaëger: Also i couldn't care less about it. I didn't watch it at all

Cassian Andor: I watched it

Jyn Erso: I watched it

Baze Malbus: I saw parts of it

Chirrut Îmwe: I didn't watch it

Orson is mine fite me: I watched it with Orson

Lyra Erso: I WAS THERE TOO

Orson Krennic: I didn't care but I watched it anyway

Jyn Erso: Why did you watch it?

Orson Krennic: I watched it for the ads

Cassian Andor: Well about 70% of people just watch it for the ads

Cassian Andor: 😳 oh Snoke k2 is wearing off on me

K-2SO: CASS-2SO CONFIRMED

Eren Jaëger: I thought you wanted pilot²

K-2SO: Any ship with me is better than pilot²

Sharky Rook: were you guys rooting for the Patriots or Falcons

Lyra Erso: I was rooting for Lyren

Cassian Andor: I was rooting for Jassian

Jabba Hutt: ^.^

Cassian Andor: NOT THAT JASSIAN

[Jar Jar Binks has kicked Jabba Hutt from group chat]

Jyn Erso: I was rooting for the Falcons

Sam Wilson: CAW CAW M***********

Eren Jaëger: Go away falcon

[Eren Jaëger has kicked Sam Wilson from the group chat]

Orson Krennic: DID ANYONE SEE THAT KIA SPEEDER-WITH-WHEELS AD?!

Orson Krennic: IT WAS LIT AF

Orson is mine fite me: Not as lit as you were ;)

Jar Jar Binks: Go awaysa Orson did nothing but complaina throughout the whole thinga

Lyra Erso: I second that

Orson Krennic: Why are you guys ganging up against me?

Sharky Rook: Can we go back to the subject?

Eren Jaëger: Are you trying to keep this chat on one consistency subject?

Jyn Erso: Cuz that's never going to work

K-2SO: TFA! Say it

FinnyBoi: Boi

Rey: Lal

Poe Dameron: X-Wing

Kylo Ren: GRANDPA

Barbie Phasma: This is stupid y'all. Who cares about the Super Bowl?

Armirage Hux: dis is from da gurl who fangurl'd when Luke Bryan sang da n'tional anthem

Barbie Phasma: LUKE BRYAN IS HOT

Armitage Hux: wt ru, 5? Ur a little young

Barbie Phasma: Well what are you? Stupid? Because I know u already lost your virginity to Kylo

Kylo Ren: Grandpa?

Barbie Phasma: Lol

Armitage Hux: FKER!!! I HATE U! U WERENT SPPOSSED TO SAY DAT

K-2SO: DAFREEK

Cassian Andor: WHAT THE ACTUAL DEATH STAR

Orson Krennic: WOW! I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!!

Brendol Hux: Awwweee my little Armitage is communicating with his friends!

Baze Malbus: I think your kid needs help Brendol

[Chirrut Îmwe has kicked all TFA character from group chat]

Chirrut Îmwe: All seven of them needed help

Sharky Rook: guys you kicked Snoke/Cassian

[Sharky Rook has added Cassian Andor to group chat]

K-2SO: SO! What did you guys eat on Super Bowl day?

Orson Krennic: Have you ever had baked Lays? They're great!

Lyra Erso: I made a veggie platter and some cheese and crackers. Then I also baked a pie, ginger snaps and burritos.

Orson is mine fite me: I bought chips and candy

Jyn Erso: I had Cheetos

Baze Malbus: You nearly took over your room with Cheetos bags. I started to wonder how Cassian fit in your room too?

Cassian Andor: Tru Tru

Cassian Andor: I ate a chili pepper

Sharky Rook: and then your ears exploded and your head looked like this 🔥

Cassian Andor: ... Tru again. So then I ate a bucket of ice cream

Chirrut Îmwe: I ate a cookie

Baze Malbus: I ate ribs

Sharky Rook: I ate a bowl of nuts

K-2SO: I ate a potato

Sharky Rook: You can't eat

K-2SO: :(

Orson Krennic: Let him dream

Eren Jaëger: I ate a Titan

Eren Jaëger: Then I threw it up

Orson Krennic: We didn't need to know that part 2.

Baze Malbus: But it tasted good right?

Eren Jaëger: ... I don't remember I was half conscious when so ate it

Baze Malbus: O.O HOW DO U NOT REMEMBER THE TASTES OF FOOD

Cassian Andor: I watched the Super Bowl for the food

Sharky Rook: Me too!

K-2SO: Me three!

Lyra Erso: I watched the super bowl so I had an excuse to cook that day.

Orson Krennic: Yeah and her cooking was delicious.

Lyra Erso: I wish you were my husband Krennic.

Orson Krennic: srsly?

Orson is mine fite me: I WILL FITE U LYRA BECAUSE-

Lyra Erso: Your username says it all. Well guess what? He makes a better husband than you. At least he notices the efforts I put into making sure WE STAY HEALTHY AND FED!!!

Orson Krennic: Lyra's cooking is amazing.

Cassian Andor: I dub thee Lyrennic!

Orson is mine fite me: TRIGGERED SJDKWJFJENTBRNF

Eren Jaëger: Galen triggered yo

Jyn Erso: We can tell

Sharky Rook: I love this chat

Cassian Andor: I think this place is weird

Sharky Rook: tru

K-2SO: Lal

Rey: B**** DAT MY LINE

Cassian Andor: How ru still here

Rey: *draws triangle on forehead*

Jar Jar Binks: Meesa teach her da ways of the illuminati
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Since I forgot it yesterday, here's the Reader's and Rogues questions that you have to answer if you want to be in the next RnR chapter:

1. Name three other fandom a you're interested in.

2. Favorite chapter from this book? If you can't remember the name, try to describe it (I'll probably know which one you're talking about even if your description is only a few words).

That's all! Please review!

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