In which Chirrut starts a chat with his buddies.
========================================
[Chirrut Îmwe has added a bunch of people in group chat 'Blind Buddies']
Chirrut Îmwe: Hi!
Fifth Brother: Hi
Just Kanan: Hi exclamation point
Matt Murdock: Hi what are we doing
Chirrut Îmwe: I made a blind group text!
Just Kanan: How are we going to text each other if we can't see question mark
Matt Murdock: Well I have a keyboard with Braille on each of the letters and a talking computer
Chirrut Îmwe: Baze is texting for me
Fifth Brother: The force is strong in me
Just Kanan: But I have the Force too dot dot dot
Fifth Brother: I just asked the seventh sister to text for me instead
Chirrut Îmwe: Coolio
Just Kanan: I guess Siri will have to be my friend
Matt Murdock: So do you guys all have the ability to fight even though youre blind?
Chirrut Îmwe: Yeah and it's awesome
Just Kanan: Yes
Fifth Brother: Yep with laser sticks
Hardcore Star Wars Fans: THEYRE CALLED LIGHTSABERS AKFKAJFJWKTNRNE
Fifth Brother: I remember Anakin Skywalker clearly calling them laser weapons in The Phantom Menace
Chirrut Îmwe: Lol I don't watch a lot of movies
Matt Murdock: That's my line!
Chirrut Îmwe: TOO bad I stole it
Just Kanan: Let's talk about what we fight against
Matt Murdock: Evil
Chirrut Îmwe: Evil
Just Kanan: Evil
Fifth Brother: Good
Chirrut Îmwe: ... that was boring
Matt Murdock: no 💩
Just Kanan: How are you able to text emojis question mark You can't see
Fifth Brother: how are you able to see that he texted emojis?
Chirrut Îmwe: Emojis! 👹👊👽😽🤖🙌
Matt Murdock: Because I'm awesome
Just Kanan: Well I'm awesome too
Matt Murdock: Not as awesome as me
Fifth Brother: IM MORE AWELSMEM
Matt Murdock: Nah
Chirrut Îmwe: Why are we fighting over who's more awesome
Just Kanan: Cuz why not
Matt Murdock: Guys I think someone's trying to stalk me or something
Chirrut Îmwe: OMG BLIND BRO ILL SAVE YOU
Fifth Brother: No way! Let Matt figure it out himself
Just Kanan: I wish we could watch
Fifth Brother: I can because I have the Force
Chirrut Îmwe: Guys Baze just said Krennic's crying
Chirrut Îmwe: Apparently he got owned by some hero called the man in the black mask
Daredevil: Back
Chirrut Îmwe: O.O who are you?
Daredevil: I'm the hero that everyone needs
Fifth Brother: I don't need you
Chirrut Îmwe: what happened to Matt?!?
Daredevil: ...
Daredevil: He fell off a cliff
Just Kanan: Some hero you are you should have saved him
Daredevil: Don't worry! I'll come back because he's marvel
Chirrut Îmwe: That's good
Just Kanan: ...
Daredevil: Okay I gotta go stop Fisk. Baiiiii
Chirrut Îmwe: I should go see what Krennic's crying about
Just Kanan: ok I'm going too
Fifth Brother: Aw! I'm gonna be lonely
Fifth Brother: Spam spam spam spam spam
Fifth Brother: Spam
Fifth Brother: Spam
[Chirrut Îmwe has kicked Fifth Brother out of the group chat]
==========================================
No end comments except that Matt Murdock is a Marvel character but you guys probably knew that.
Please review!