I got dizzy writing this chapter...
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Sharky Rook: Hi anyone who's in this chat
Cassie the Cat: WAIT WE'RENT U BODHI YESTERDAY
Sharky Rook: Yeah but I changed my name back
Cassie the Cat: I THOUGHT U SAID U MADE OUR NAMES PERMANENT
Jyn Erso: I'm confused about that too
Orson Krennic: You're making me feel smart Cassie. I know how to change my name whenever.
Baze Malbus: Same
Cassie the Cat: DONT. CALL. ME. CASSIE.
Chirrut Îmwe: I don't know how change my name either
Cassie the Cat: Soooo... technically I can change my name back to Cassian?
Sharky Rook: Nope only I have that ability
[Orson Krennic has changed his name to Cassian Andor]
Cassian Andor: Well I can change mine to yours.
Cassian Andor: So there.
Cassie the Cat: 😑
Cassie the Cat: Tell me how to do that
Cassian Andor: I'll message you.
Jyn Erso: Well that's interesting
Baze Malbus: I KNOW A GREAT THING WE CAN DO
[Baze Malbus has changed his name to Cassian Andor]
Cassian Andor: Chirrut can I have ur phone
Chirrut Îmwe: Ur texting on it for me
Cassian Andor: Riiiggghht
[Chirrut Îmwe has changed his name to Cassian Andor]
Cassian Andor: Yay! my name's back
Cassian Andor: Great
Cassian Andor: Lol
Cassian Andor: Cassian, stop spamming.
Cassian Andor: I'm not spamming
Jyn Erso: um
Sharky Rook: ...
[K-2SO has changed his name to Cassian Andor]
Cassian Andor: Haha! Now you'll never be able to tell which Cassian is the real Cassian!
Sharky Rook: CASSIAN LOVE ME
Cassian Andor: No
Cassian Andor: Okay!
Cassian Andor: SHIIIPPP
Cassian Andor: OMG SENPAI NOTICED ME
Cassian Andor: I'm with Jyn.
Jyn Erso: That... really does not help...
Jyn Erso: CASSIAN WHATS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF PINEAPPLE JUICE
Cassian Andor: Dole
Cassian Andor: Del Monte
Cassian Andor: Tropicana.
Cassian Andor: Welch's
Cassian Andor: Mr. Pure
Sharky Rook: Jyn do u know the answer to that question?
Jyn Erso: ...
Sharky Rook: Cassian what emoji is this? 🛬
Cassian Andor: A plane
Cassian Andor: The malevolence.
Cassian Andor: A blue thing
Cassian Andor: I have no idea
Cassian Andor: Who cares?
Jyn Erso: this is hard
Sharky Rook: hmm... lets see...
Sharky Rook: OH MY FORCING BANTHA THE EMPIRE SUCKS PILOT² IS A TERRIBLE SHIP AND CHIRRUT SHOULD BE WITH MON MOTHMA
Cassian Andor: Hell Yea
Cassian Andor: ... :(
Cassian Andor: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN!!
Cassian Andor: Chirrut should be with Mon Mothma
Cassian Andor: Jassian all the way!
Jyn Erso: I think I found Chirrut... he's the third Cassian
Cassian Andor: Actually that was me, Orson.
Sharky Rook: ...
Cassian Andor: Yay Orson's catching on
Cassian Andor: I am the real Cassian! Jyn! Bodhi! If you both TRUELY love me you should be able to know!
Cassian Andor: OMG K2 RU SERIOUS WHAT THE HECK
Cassian Andor: He means well.
Cassian Andor: This is very confusing
Cassian Andor: Luckily I can't see this
Sharky Rook: TAG!! Last Cassian is Chirrut
Cassian Andor: Actually that was me Baze
Sharky Rook: ... but you can see
Cassian Andor: I was texting for Chirrut
Cassian Andor: So that technically means you were texting me: Baze
Sharky Rook: WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE SO SO COMPLICATED!!!!
Jyn Erso: I got it! LETS PLAY A GAME! Each of you answer my question and then Bodhi and I will guess who's who. If we guess right you have to change your name back
Cassian Andor: Good idea Jyn
Cassian Andor: Cool
Cassian Andor: Okay
Jyn Erso: Do you want Jynnic to happen?
Cassian Andor: No
Cassian Andor: Yes
Cassian Andor: no
Cassian Andor: It did
Cassian Andor: Why do I care?
Sharky Rook: Oh oh! I think the first is Cassian, second is Baze, third is Chirrut, forth is Orson, and fifth is K2!
Jyn Erso: Are we correct?
All Cassian Andors: Nope
Jyn Erso: 😡
Jyn Erso: Is Mon Mothma hot?
Cassian Andor: Yes
Cassian Andor: Yes but not as hot as Bodhi
Cassian Andor: She old.
Cassian Andor: Yes but not as hot as Jyn
Cassian Andor: No
Sharky Rook: This is really helping...
Eren Jaeger: Hi guys wts up
Jyn Erso: Everyone except Bodhi and I have changed their name to Cassian Andor so we're trying to find the real Cassian
Eren Jaeger: Lol
Jyn Erso: Can you help?
Eren Jaeger: Sure
Eren Jaeger: JYN SHOULD DIE
Jyn Erso: WHAT
Cassian Andor: NO!
Cassian Andor: EREN!!
Cassian Andor: Do not die! You have too much to live for!
Cassian Andor: That's cruel
Cassian Andor: Bye Jyn
Eren Jaeger: The last one is K2
[Cassian Andor has changed his name to K-2SO]
K-2SO: Dang
Sharky Rook: We got one! *starts playing Ghostbusters theme*
Jyn Erso: Eren! It worked! Do it again!
Eren Jaeger: Who gets triggered by this word: demotion
Cassian Andor: Wut
Cassian Andor: Lol
Cassian Andor: FBALFIWLGJEKF
Cassian Andor: I would if it happened
Eren Jaeger: Third one is Orson
[Cassian Andor has changed his name to Orson Krennic]
Orson Krennic: I don't like you,
Eren.
Sharky Rook: So now we have Chirrut and Baze and Cassian
K-2SO: I have one
K-2SO: CASSIAN AND BODHI SITTING IN A TREE KAY-EYE-ESS-ESS-EYE-EN-GEE
Cassian Andor: IMMA GONNA TURN YOU OFF K-2SO!!!!
Cassian Andor: really? Shipping again
Cassian Andor: Cassian and Bodhi sitting in a tree... :)
K-2SO: Um... who's who...?
Jyn Erso: I think the top one is Cassian
Eren Jaeger: Nope. That's Baze.
[Cassian Andor has changed his name to Baze Malbus]
Baze Malbus: srsly
Orson Krennic: Welcome to the discovered people club.
Jyn Erso: Two more
Eren Jaeger: Say Jyn is fat
Jyn Erso: WHAT
Cassian Andor: Jyn is fat
Cassian Andor: That's mean
Eren Jaeger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jyn Erso: The bottom one is Cassian!!!
[Cassian Andor has changed his name to Cassian Forcing Andor]
Cassian Forcing Andor: Now who's who
Cassian Andor: ur weird
Eren Jaeger: HAHA!! I CANT BELIEVE CASSIAN WOULD ACTUALLY SAY JYN IS FAT ROFLMTAO
Baze Malbus: heh
Orson Krennic: So the real Cassian was the one who said Jyn was fat?
Jyn Erso: 😡😡😡😡😡
Cassian Forcing Andor: Nope that was Chirrut
Jyn Erso: I hate you Chirrut
Cassian Andor: Lol
Baze Malbus: But which on is Chirrut?
Cassian Forcing Andor: Not me
Cassian Andor: Not me
Jyn Erso: EREN
Eren Jaeger: Cassian Forcing Andor is Chirrut
[Cassian Forcing Andor has changed his name to Chirrut Îmwe]
Chirrut Îmwe: Dang
Sharky Rook: How did u do that eren
Eren Jaeger: Click on their name and their contact number comes up. I just used that
Orson Krennic: ...
Jyn Erso: I feel stupid
Cassian Andor: I didn't mean what I said Jyn. Ur not fat
Jyn Erso: Go away
Chirrut Îmwe: Heheh
Orson Krennic: Why would you say that?
Cassian Andor: Because Eren said to
Orson Krennic: That is a terrible excuse.
Cassian Andor: I know...
Eren Jaeger: BUT IT WAS HILARIOUS
[Galen Erso has changed his name to Jyn Erso]
Jyn Erso: CASSIAN I LOVE YOU MARRY ME
Jyn Erso; DAD GO AWAY
[Lyra Erso has changed her name to Jyn Erso]
Jyn Erso: My naame is Jyn Erso and I have terrybul grammaa derp
Jyn Erso: I HATE YOU TWO
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Jyn needs to chill.
Also, I guess Orson was one of the highest ranking officers in the Galaxy (I think he was the same rank as (or higher than) Tarkin) but because he couldn't build the Death Star fast enough (aka he had to find Galen to finish it) he was demoted to Director.
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Next chapter:
Only three characters text, but Cassian might want to think his life over.
After all, who asks romantic advice from an anime crossover?
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