Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story...

By derp_eyes

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Jyn Erso and crew have all bought phones! And they can text their sworn enemies as well and sing songs over t... More

Prologue
Death Star Plans
Pilot Squared
Dark Side Autocorrect
Death Star Plans and Group Chat Addition
Text Prank
Rebels and Rogues
The Emoji Mystery
Lazy chapter
I Have Lost My Marbles
K-2SO in Hot Water
Attack On Titan Crossover
Idk What I'm Doing
Original Mix
Emojis Part 2
Hungry, Hungry Droid
Rogue One
Merry Sithmas!
New Year's Resolutions
We Interrupt This Story to Bring You A Comic
Too Much Blue Milk For Krennic
Operation Pilot²
Galen Erso's True Form
Operation... Titans²?
The Truth and Crybabies (and Crydroids)
Galen Erso Had A Farm...
Another Song Chapter
THIS IS NOT A CHAPTER IT IS A QUESTION TO SEE WHAT ELSE I CAN DO WITH THIS STORY
Dad Joke = Bad Joke
Tarkin's Aspirations
The Additional People in the Group Chat Chapter
Palpy's Plan
An Apology and New Group Chat
Another Comic (because I can)
Double Triple Quadruple Date...
Stardust
Armitage Hux
-Orson Krennic and derp_eyes Break the Forth Wall
Somebody Should Get Married
New Story, I Got Tagged Yay, and Other Information
K-2SO vs. Cassian
Get Your Own Chat! + Jynnic
TAGGED AGAIN and Thanks For the Obvious, Orson
Double Fulcrum
COMPETITION TIME
Jabba the Hutt + Jassian
Short Chapter
Eren Yaeger
Somebody's "Ben Solo" For Too Long
RANDOM REQUEST AND INFORMATION
Baze Malbus is a Whale
This Was Going To Have a Normal Name But Then I Decided To Call It Gaylen
OC Addition
Too Many Andors
Jassian (The Jabba X Cassian Jassian)
-Readers and Rogues Sign Up!
Winner for the Contest!
Cri
ErSO
Miraculous Krenny-Bug
Let It Go
That One Chapter Where There Are No Rogue One Characters In It
PB and Jynnic
Happy Boy
Talk Jassian To Me
ROGUE ONE ASSEMBLE!!
Another Forcing Song
Blind People Chat
After the Superbowl
Galen, Drink Your Milk
Baze's Shipping Game part 1
My Best Star Wars Memories plus Tagged
Happy Valentine's Day
OCs
Short Chapter
Not so fun info
K2's ABCs
Baze's Shipping Game Part 2
Snooping
Tears For Lorde
Rogue What?
CONTEST TIME PART 1
Winter's Kriffed Up
IT'S A KRYCE-SIS
What Should Have Happened in Through Imperial Eyes
The Oscars
Ezren + Cassian Get Ahold on Derp's Ship Generator
Sassing
My Rebel Buddies and Me (Shoop doop doop doobitty doop)
The Emoji Mystery Part 3
Rogue TXT IRL
WYR
CONTEST WINNER!!!
Migraine
Welp
This Land Is Your Land
Baking Cookies
Spittin' Out Dem Lyrics
Big Fat Rogue 6
Rogue TXT Origins Part 1
Rogue TXT Origins Part 2
Bodhi's Confession
#ProtectBodhi2k17
The Ten Chirrandments
Do You Wanna Fix You Status?
Random
The Deepest, Bottom of the Pit Hold Secrets
My Life as a Teenage Wattpadder
Guess Who?
RO-diac and Jassian
Eat Your Spinach
The Book of Texts 1
The Book of Texts 2
What Can I Say Except...
Derpy Time
RIP Chat Member
Name Games Again
Krennic's Birthday
This is Legit Hard Okay? Name Games Again Part 2
Rogue One Rebels Assemble
Name Games Again Part 3
ROGUE TXT MEMORY GAME
Round 1 questions!
Round 2 Pair-Ups: Round 1 Answers
Round 2 Questions!
The Last Jedi (its actually a chapter)
Round 3 Pair-Up: Round 2 Answers
Round 3 Questions!
WINNER OF CONTEST + DayMungo Tarungo
Die Cliché
A Sprain
#HotKallus
Baze's Birthday
Everybody Wants to be the 1 and Sit on TØP of the Victorious World For Centuries
Raisin Bran
Cassian Vs. Krennic Rap
Taggin'
K2 the Angel
I. AM. SHAKING.
All About Those Plans
Dannibal
The Story That Was Lost
The Sequel Prequel Created Equal?
May the Forth
Revenge of the Mayo
Be My Guest
Ask the Rogues!
Fan Mail
Amnesia
Fan Mail Part 2
Spam
Straight For That Death Star
Happy Mother's Day
No One Like Sir Saw
Apologies
Derpy Opinions
Baze and Chirrut's Wedding
The Fifth Wall
Break It Down Again
Story Time!
Weird Chapter That Needs A Better Title
Summer
Possible Contest?
Kick the Bucket (List)
Derp's Brain Is Clogged With Anime
Dead
Caption Reaction
100 Followers
There's a Director Controlling Me (what?)
For those that still read this reekshite book

Bodhi and Baze Chat (user chat)

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By derp_eyes

Actually this should have been called 'Cassian Chat.'

I still don't own anything and I'm sorry if I didn't get your personalities correct. 😳
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Baze Malbus > Bodhi Rook

Baze Malbus: Dude I'm sorry about the whole Cassian ditching you thing

Bodhi Rook: it's okay. He didn't like me to start with

Baze Malbus: I think he did. But just not enough to love you

Bodhi Rook: What about Chirrut? He ran off to go bow at Mon's feet

Baze Malbus: I don't think Chirrut really notices me

Bodhi Rook: ALL I WANT IS SOMEONE TO LOVE

Baze Malbus: I AGREE

[Ahsoka Tano has hacked into chat Baze Malbus > Bodhi Rook]

Ahsoka Tano: I know how to fix everything!

Baze Malbus: How?

Ahsoka Tano: We tell Cassian and Chirrut that they must be with you guys and if they say no the we convince the author

Bodhi Rook: What author?

Ahsoka Tano: Right. You can't break walls yet

Baze Malbus: If we just tell them we were meant to be together they'll say no

Ahsoka Tano: ... good point...

Ahsoka Tano: IDEEEEAAAAAA

[Ahsoka Tano has added AriStoat_SK, _LunaSkywalker, -Magnolia-Kitten-, da_bunny_lover, princessabiallarde, alyssa-andor, r5ftclifford and Althea_Lovegood to group chat Baze Malbus > Bodhi Rook]

Ahsoka Tano: WE MUST MAKE SPIRITASSASSIN AND PILOT² COME TRUE

alyssa-andor: NO I WANT JASSIAN

-Magnolia-Kitten-: JASSIAN

da_bunny_lover: JASSIAN

Althea_Lovegood: JASSIAN

AriStoat_SK: PILOT²!!

Cassian Andor: Ugh. Fangirls and fanboys

princessabiallarde: GUYS!! Since we're in this chapter we can try to make our favorite characters fall in love with us

_LunaSkywalker: I CLAIM CASSIAN

-Magnolia-Kitten-: CASSIAN IS MINE

alyssa-andor: NO WAY HES MINE

Bodhi Rook: HES MIIIINNNEEEEE

Jyn Erso: I think he should be mine

Orson Krennic: We're married, Jyn. Do you NOT REMEMBER THAT!!

r5ftclifford: Hey look! It's a Krennic!

Ahsoka Tano: GUYS!!! LETS CONCENTRATE ON MAKING PILOT² A THING

da_bunny_lover: No way. Let's make Jassian

princessabiallarde: Why make Jassian when you can make princessabiallarde/Cassian 😏

K-2SO: I dub thee PrincessCassian

Cassian Andor: *facepalms*

alyssa-andor: BODHI IS A SHARK

Bodhi Rook: YAY

Bodhi Rook: Wait

Bodhi Rook: THEY DONT HAVE A SHARK EMOJI

Jyn Erso: Use a whale

Baze Malbus: THEY HAVE WHALE EMOJIS?!??

r5ftclifford: No ship, Sherlock.

Saw Gererra: Should I make a grand entrance yet?

Baze Malbus: ... what "Grand entrance?"

K-2SO: Brace yourselves

Saw Gererra: JASSIAN IS COMING UNDONE BECAUSE PEOPLE SHIP THEMSELVES WITH CASSIAN!!!

Steela Gererra: Is that a bad thing?

Galen Erso: Nope! I think it's hilarious

Steela Gererra: But if Cassian is shipped with user XYZ then Jyn won't be able to divorce Krennic

Orson Krennic:

Galen Erso: We'll ship her with the other pilot!

[Bodhi Rook has changed his name to Sharky Rook]

Sharky Rook: fish are friends! Not food!

Sharky Rook: Ooh yay!! I want to be shipped with ur daughter since CASSIAN DOESNT WANT TO LOVE ME!!!

alyssa-andor: Name changing games!

Cassian Andor: Uh oh

[alyssa-andor has hacked into Cassian Andor's phone and changed his name to Cassie the Cat]

Cassie the Cat: Is this my genderbent  name or something?

Galen Erso: OMG HOW DO U NOT KNOW WHO CASSIE THE CAT IS!!??

Jyn Erso: How do you know what it is?

Galen Erso: What do you think I do in my free time?

Lyra Erso: Jyn, we either spend our time playing with black series action figures or we watch Cassie the Cat.

Orson Krennic: Even I know who Cassie the Cat is.

Ahsoka Tano: ...

Chirrut Îmwe: Me too and I am blind

Cassie the Cat: But seriously, who the heck is Cassie the cat?

da_bunny_lover: whAt

Cassie the Cat:: Enlighten us someone

alyssa-andor:

Cassie the Cat:

Sharky Rook: FWAHAHAHA

Armitage Hux: b**** DAT MY LINE

princessabiallarde: ARMITAGE!!

Sharky Rook: Haha very funny

Cassie the Cat: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT FUNNY LOOKING SHIP?!??

Orson Krennic: Ohhhhh... now I understand this emoji. 🛬

_LunaSkywalker: 😂😂

Cassie the Cat: That's the malevolence crashing into the ground

-Magnolia-Kitten-: ...

Althea_Lovegood: CAN WE GO BACK TO OBSESSING OVER CASSIAN

AriStoat_SK: WHAT ABOUT K2

K-2SO: Yes what about me

_LunaSkywalker: I CLAIM CASSIE AS MINE

Cassie the Cat: I don't even know what to say anymore

Ahsoka Tano: DOES ANYBODY WONDER HOW THE HELL ORSON KRENNIC OF ALL PEOPLE KNOWS WHAT CASSIE THE CAT IS

Galen Erso: We used to play Minecraft together. It was lit

Jyn Erso: ...

Chirrut Îmwe: I sense parents trying to be 'cool' but actually they're just embarrassing their kids

Jyn Erso: I'm not concerned about that. I'm more concerned about how my mom and dad spend more time on their electronics than I do but they always say I spend way too much time

AriStoat_SK: My parents af

Jyn Erso: Ikr! Parents are too much sometimes

r5ftclifford: Jyn I think ur parents are abnormal in more than five ways

Eren Yaeger: DID SOMEONE SAY ABNORMAL!!?? DO THEY MEAN AN ABNORMAL TITAN!!??

da_bunny_lover: Go away Eren

[da_bunny_lover has kicked Eren Yaeger from the group chat]

Galen Erso: YOU KICKED THE ROGUE TITAN!???

da_bunny_lover: He was not use to me

Darth Vader: GOOD SHEET DATS SOME GOOD SHEET ROOIGHT DERE IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF

Orson Krennic: ??

Darth Vader:

Darth Vader: Srsly ur so behind the times

Cassie the Cat: Unless it comes to Cassie the Cat apparently

princessabiallarde: I realized how weird this chat is

r5ftclifford: It was never weird. It was abnormal weird

Rogue Titan: *TRIGGERED*

AriStoat_SK: I WILL MAKE PILOT²!

_LunaSkywalker: NO JASSIAN WILL BECOME THE MAIN SHIP

Jabba Hutt: Jassian as in me and Cassian?

Althea_Lovegood: Go away Jabba

[Althea_Lovegood has kicked Jabba Hutt from group chat]

-Magnolia-Kitten-: U KICKED JABBA?

Althea_Lovegood: Yep

-Magnolia-Kitten-: Noice

Orson Krennic: If I divorced Jyn would you all be happy?

All the users: YES

AriStoat_SK: WAIT NU STAY TOGETHER SO PILOT² CAN HAPPEN

[Rogue Titan has kicked all users from group chat]

Galen Erso: Y U DO THAT

Galen Erso: I WAS GONNA TALK CASSIE THE CAT TO THEM

Cassie the Cat: You have me

Sharky Bodhi: ARISTOAT_SK!!!! HELP ME MAKE PILOT²!!!!!

Saw Gererra: EVERYONE ELSE!! HELP ME MAKE JASSIAN

Cassie the Cat: 😑 whyyyyyy

Cassie the Cat: All I want to do is spend time with my teletubby

Cassian's Teletubby: Good choice man. Good choice.
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Yeah... sorry if some of the things I said for you are not what you would usually do.

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