Actually this should have been called 'Cassian Chat.'
I still don't own anything and I'm sorry if I didn't get your personalities correct. 😳
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Baze Malbus > Bodhi Rook
Baze Malbus: Dude I'm sorry about the whole Cassian ditching you thing
Bodhi Rook: it's okay. He didn't like me to start with
Baze Malbus: I think he did. But just not enough to love you
Bodhi Rook: What about Chirrut? He ran off to go bow at Mon's feet
Baze Malbus: I don't think Chirrut really notices me
Bodhi Rook: ALL I WANT IS SOMEONE TO LOVE
Baze Malbus: I AGREE
[Ahsoka Tano has hacked into chat Baze Malbus > Bodhi Rook]
Ahsoka Tano: I know how to fix everything!
Baze Malbus: How?
Ahsoka Tano: We tell Cassian and Chirrut that they must be with you guys and if they say no the we convince the author
Bodhi Rook: What author?
Ahsoka Tano: Right. You can't break walls yet
Baze Malbus: If we just tell them we were meant to be together they'll say no
Ahsoka Tano: ... good point...
Ahsoka Tano: IDEEEEAAAAAA
[Ahsoka Tano has added AriStoat_SK, _LunaSkywalker, -Magnolia-Kitten-, da_bunny_lover, princessabiallarde, alyssa-andor, r5ftclifford and Althea_Lovegood to group chat Baze Malbus > Bodhi Rook]
Ahsoka Tano: WE MUST MAKE SPIRITASSASSIN AND PILOT² COME TRUE
alyssa-andor: NO I WANT JASSIAN
-Magnolia-Kitten-: JASSIAN
da_bunny_lover: JASSIAN
Althea_Lovegood: JASSIAN
AriStoat_SK: PILOT²!!
Cassian Andor: Ugh. Fangirls and fanboys
princessabiallarde: GUYS!! Since we're in this chapter we can try to make our favorite characters fall in love with us
_LunaSkywalker: I CLAIM CASSIAN
-Magnolia-Kitten-: CASSIAN IS MINE
alyssa-andor: NO WAY HES MINE
Bodhi Rook: HES MIIIINNNEEEEE
Jyn Erso: I think he should be mine
Orson Krennic: We're married, Jyn. Do you NOT REMEMBER THAT!!
r5ftclifford: Hey look! It's a Krennic!
Ahsoka Tano: GUYS!!! LETS CONCENTRATE ON MAKING PILOT² A THING
da_bunny_lover: No way. Let's make Jassian
princessabiallarde: Why make Jassian when you can make princessabiallarde/Cassian 😏
K-2SO: I dub thee PrincessCassian
Cassian Andor: *facepalms*
alyssa-andor: BODHI IS A SHARK
Bodhi Rook: YAY
Bodhi Rook: Wait
Bodhi Rook: THEY DONT HAVE A SHARK EMOJI
Jyn Erso: Use a whale
Baze Malbus: THEY HAVE WHALE EMOJIS?!??
r5ftclifford: No ship, Sherlock.
Saw Gererra: Should I make a grand entrance yet?
Baze Malbus: ... what "Grand entrance?"
K-2SO: Brace yourselves
Saw Gererra: JASSIAN IS COMING UNDONE BECAUSE PEOPLE SHIP THEMSELVES WITH CASSIAN!!!
Steela Gererra: Is that a bad thing?
Galen Erso: Nope! I think it's hilarious
Steela Gererra: But if Cassian is shipped with user XYZ then Jyn won't be able to divorce Krennic
Orson Krennic:
Galen Erso: We'll ship her with the other pilot!
[Bodhi Rook has changed his name to Sharky Rook]
Sharky Rook: fish are friends! Not food!
Sharky Rook: Ooh yay!! I want to be shipped with ur daughter since CASSIAN DOESNT WANT TO LOVE ME!!!
alyssa-andor: Name changing games!
Cassian Andor: Uh oh
[alyssa-andor has hacked into Cassian Andor's phone and changed his name to Cassie the Cat]
Cassie the Cat: Is this my genderbent name or something?
Galen Erso: OMG HOW DO U NOT KNOW WHO CASSIE THE CAT IS!!??
Jyn Erso: How do you know what it is?
Galen Erso: What do you think I do in my free time?
Lyra Erso: Jyn, we either spend our time playing with black series action figures or we watch Cassie the Cat.
Orson Krennic: Even I know who Cassie the Cat is.
Ahsoka Tano: ...
Chirrut Îmwe: Me too and I am blind
Cassie the Cat: But seriously, who the heck is Cassie the cat?
da_bunny_lover: whAt
Cassie the Cat:: Enlighten us someone
alyssa-andor:
Cassie the Cat:
Sharky Rook: FWAHAHAHA
Armitage Hux: b**** DAT MY LINE
princessabiallarde: ARMITAGE!!
Sharky Rook: Haha very funny
Cassie the Cat: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT FUNNY LOOKING SHIP?!??
Orson Krennic: Ohhhhh... now I understand this emoji. 🛬
_LunaSkywalker: 😂😂
Cassie the Cat: That's the malevolence crashing into the ground
-Magnolia-Kitten-: ...
Althea_Lovegood: CAN WE GO BACK TO OBSESSING OVER CASSIAN
AriStoat_SK: WHAT ABOUT K2
K-2SO: Yes what about me
_LunaSkywalker: I CLAIM CASSIE AS MINE
Cassie the Cat: I don't even know what to say anymore
Ahsoka Tano: DOES ANYBODY WONDER HOW THE HELL ORSON KRENNIC OF ALL PEOPLE KNOWS WHAT CASSIE THE CAT IS
Galen Erso: We used to play Minecraft together. It was lit
Jyn Erso: ...
Chirrut Îmwe: I sense parents trying to be 'cool' but actually they're just embarrassing their kids
Jyn Erso: I'm not concerned about that. I'm more concerned about how my mom and dad spend more time on their electronics than I do but they always say I spend way too much time
AriStoat_SK: My parents af
Jyn Erso: Ikr! Parents are too much sometimes
r5ftclifford: Jyn I think ur parents are abnormal in more than five ways
Eren Yaeger: DID SOMEONE SAY ABNORMAL!!?? DO THEY MEAN AN ABNORMAL TITAN!!??
da_bunny_lover: Go away Eren
[da_bunny_lover has kicked Eren Yaeger from the group chat]
Galen Erso: YOU KICKED THE ROGUE TITAN!???
da_bunny_lover: He was not use to me
Darth Vader: GOOD SHEET DATS SOME GOOD SHEET ROOIGHT DERE IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF
Orson Krennic: ??
Darth Vader:
Darth Vader: Srsly ur so behind the times
Cassie the Cat: Unless it comes to Cassie the Cat apparently
princessabiallarde: I realized how weird this chat is
r5ftclifford: It was never weird. It was abnormal weird
Rogue Titan: *TRIGGERED*
AriStoat_SK: I WILL MAKE PILOT²!
_LunaSkywalker: NO JASSIAN WILL BECOME THE MAIN SHIP
Jabba Hutt: Jassian as in me and Cassian?
Althea_Lovegood: Go away Jabba
[Althea_Lovegood has kicked Jabba Hutt from group chat]
-Magnolia-Kitten-: U KICKED JABBA?
Althea_Lovegood: Yep
-Magnolia-Kitten-: Noice
Orson Krennic: If I divorced Jyn would you all be happy?
All the users: YES
AriStoat_SK: WAIT NU STAY TOGETHER SO PILOT² CAN HAPPEN
[Rogue Titan has kicked all users from group chat]
Galen Erso: Y U DO THAT
Galen Erso: I WAS GONNA TALK CASSIE THE CAT TO THEM
Cassie the Cat: You have me
Sharky Bodhi: ARISTOAT_SK!!!! HELP ME MAKE PILOT²!!!!!
Saw Gererra: EVERYONE ELSE!! HELP ME MAKE JASSIAN
Cassie the Cat: 😑 whyyyyyy
Cassie the Cat: All I want to do is spend time with my teletubby
Cassian's Teletubby: Good choice man. Good choice.
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Yeah... sorry if some of the things I said for you are not what you would usually do.
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