Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story...

By derp_eyes

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Jyn Erso and crew have all bought phones! And they can text their sworn enemies as well and sing songs over t... More

Prologue
Death Star Plans
Pilot Squared
Dark Side Autocorrect
Death Star Plans and Group Chat Addition
Text Prank
Rebels and Rogues
The Emoji Mystery
Lazy chapter
I Have Lost My Marbles
K-2SO in Hot Water
Attack On Titan Crossover
Idk What I'm Doing
Original Mix
Emojis Part 2
Rogue One
Merry Sithmas!
New Year's Resolutions
We Interrupt This Story to Bring You A Comic
Too Much Blue Milk For Krennic
Operation Pilot²
Galen Erso's True Form
Operation... Titans²?
The Truth and Crybabies (and Crydroids)
Galen Erso Had A Farm...
Another Song Chapter
THIS IS NOT A CHAPTER IT IS A QUESTION TO SEE WHAT ELSE I CAN DO WITH THIS STORY
Dad Joke = Bad Joke
Tarkin's Aspirations
The Additional People in the Group Chat Chapter
Palpy's Plan
An Apology and New Group Chat
Another Comic (because I can)
Double Triple Quadruple Date...
Stardust
Armitage Hux
-Orson Krennic and derp_eyes Break the Forth Wall
Somebody Should Get Married
New Story, I Got Tagged Yay, and Other Information
K-2SO vs. Cassian
Get Your Own Chat! + Jynnic
TAGGED AGAIN and Thanks For the Obvious, Orson
Double Fulcrum
COMPETITION TIME
Jabba the Hutt + Jassian
Short Chapter
Eren Yaeger
Bodhi and Baze Chat (user chat)
Somebody's "Ben Solo" For Too Long
RANDOM REQUEST AND INFORMATION
Baze Malbus is a Whale
This Was Going To Have a Normal Name But Then I Decided To Call It Gaylen
OC Addition
Too Many Andors
Jassian (The Jabba X Cassian Jassian)
-Readers and Rogues Sign Up!
Winner for the Contest!
Cri
ErSO
Miraculous Krenny-Bug
Let It Go
That One Chapter Where There Are No Rogue One Characters In It
PB and Jynnic
Happy Boy
Talk Jassian To Me
ROGUE ONE ASSEMBLE!!
Another Forcing Song
Blind People Chat
After the Superbowl
Galen, Drink Your Milk
Baze's Shipping Game part 1
My Best Star Wars Memories plus Tagged
Happy Valentine's Day
OCs
Short Chapter
Not so fun info
K2's ABCs
Baze's Shipping Game Part 2
Snooping
Tears For Lorde
Rogue What?
CONTEST TIME PART 1
Winter's Kriffed Up
IT'S A KRYCE-SIS
What Should Have Happened in Through Imperial Eyes
The Oscars
Ezren + Cassian Get Ahold on Derp's Ship Generator
Sassing
My Rebel Buddies and Me (Shoop doop doop doobitty doop)
The Emoji Mystery Part 3
Rogue TXT IRL
WYR
CONTEST WINNER!!!
Migraine
Welp
This Land Is Your Land
Baking Cookies
Spittin' Out Dem Lyrics
Big Fat Rogue 6
Rogue TXT Origins Part 1
Rogue TXT Origins Part 2
Bodhi's Confession
#ProtectBodhi2k17
The Ten Chirrandments
Do You Wanna Fix You Status?
Random
The Deepest, Bottom of the Pit Hold Secrets
My Life as a Teenage Wattpadder
Guess Who?
RO-diac and Jassian
Eat Your Spinach
The Book of Texts 1
The Book of Texts 2
What Can I Say Except...
Derpy Time
RIP Chat Member
Name Games Again
Krennic's Birthday
This is Legit Hard Okay? Name Games Again Part 2
Rogue One Rebels Assemble
Name Games Again Part 3
ROGUE TXT MEMORY GAME
Round 1 questions!
Round 2 Pair-Ups: Round 1 Answers
Round 2 Questions!
The Last Jedi (its actually a chapter)
Round 3 Pair-Up: Round 2 Answers
Round 3 Questions!
WINNER OF CONTEST + DayMungo Tarungo
Die Cliché
A Sprain
#HotKallus
Baze's Birthday
Everybody Wants to be the 1 and Sit on TØP of the Victorious World For Centuries
Raisin Bran
Cassian Vs. Krennic Rap
Taggin'
K2 the Angel
I. AM. SHAKING.
All About Those Plans
Dannibal
The Story That Was Lost
The Sequel Prequel Created Equal?
May the Forth
Revenge of the Mayo
Be My Guest
Ask the Rogues!
Fan Mail
Amnesia
Fan Mail Part 2
Spam
Straight For That Death Star
Happy Mother's Day
No One Like Sir Saw
Apologies
Derpy Opinions
Baze and Chirrut's Wedding
The Fifth Wall
Break It Down Again
Story Time!
Weird Chapter That Needs A Better Title
Summer
Possible Contest?
Kick the Bucket (List)
Derp's Brain Is Clogged With Anime
Dead
Caption Reaction
100 Followers
There's a Director Controlling Me (what?)
For those that still read this reekshite book

Hungry, Hungry Droid

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K-2SO: I like potatoes

Bodhi Rook: You can't eat

K-2SO: Then I like pizza

Bodhi Rook: Again, you can't eat

K-2SO: you really suck at the game of fantasy

Bodhi Rook: ...

K-2SO: Who the heck are you anyway?

Bodhi Rook: Um... Bodhi Rook? The pilot?

K-2SO: Oh yeah ur Cassian's boyfriend

Bodhi Rook: STOP SHIPPING US HE LIKES JYN ANYWAY

K-2SO: So does Orson

Bodhi Rook: U know this is in the public chat right

K-2SO: ...

K-2SO: I like oranges

K-2SO: And you like Cassian

Bodhi Rook: Y ru trying to compare the two things?

K-2SO: Because

Bodhi Rook: Do u you like oranges as in their looks or taste?

K-2SO: Both

K-2SO: And admit it. You like Cassian just how I like oranges

Bodhi Rook: I'm not a cannabal. I'm not going to eat Cassian. I will admit he looks pretty good

K-2SO: Unless you do the other kind of eating 😏😘

Jyn Erso: THIS IS THE MOST DISTURBING CONVERSATION EVER

Cassian Andor: STOP SHIPPING US KAYTOO

Bodhi Rook: I hate you K-2SO

K-2SO: Just as much as you love Cassian

Cassian Andor: I'm going to turn off that droid right now!

Baze Malbus: I got it

K-2SO: PILOT SQUARED 4EVA-

Baze Malbus: Imperial droid K-2SO shut down

Chirrut Îmwe: Hi guys! What did I miss

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