The Darkest Powers Chats

By RileySauce

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Ever wondered what would it be like if the characters from K.A's Darkest Powers series used Facebook, Chat Ro... More

Authors Note
Chat Room 1) Taking Away A Bone
Chat Room 2) Who The Hell Gave Chloe Coffee?
Text Messages 1) Wht R U Doing?
Text Messages 2) Making Bets
Chat Room 3) Those Poor Bunnies..
Facebook 1) Ghost-Drugs O.o
Text Messages 3) Humping A Leg ;)
Facebook 2) Doesn't She Know?
Text Messages 4) Good Dog! XD
Facebook Chats 2) PLAY MY GAME!
Chat Room 4) SHARKIE GONNA GET YA >:D
Facebook 3) Chicken ;)
Facebook 4) FOOD FIGHT!
Facebook 5) #YOLO
Facebook 6) *Clap Clap*
Facebook Chats 3) Red Faces xD
Text Messages 5) ORANGES >:D
Facebook Chats 4) Tv Shows and Hot Guys
Text Messages 6) Derek Souza Smarty McFancyPants III
Facebook 7) Boyfriend Drama
Chat Room 5) THE SPORK REVOLUTION
Facebook 8) AWKWARD-NESS :/
Facebook Chats 5) Just Another Peaceful Night... As If :P
Text Messages 7) GOD I LOVE CHLEREK
Chat Room 5) 'DIFFERENT'
Text Messages 8) BACK SCRATCHES :3
Facebook 9) Spork's can talk O.o
Facebook 10) Tag Time ;)
Facebook 11) Cats and Dogs XD
Text Messages 9) The Case Of The Missing Bra
Chat Room 6) EWW O_O
Chat Room 7) Don't You Hate It When You Can't Think Of A Title?
Facebook 12) 'Hiding The Snake' O_O
Aunt Lauren's Facebook Lingo
Chat Room 8) Derek's....Feminine Side<3
Chat Room 9: LEAV MEH ALONE
Facebook 13) Doctor Do is lyfe<3
Chat Room 10) yoU DID WHAT?
ChatRoom 11) Catnip ;-;

Facebook Chats 1) NOT THE COOKIES!

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[Simon is online]

Simon: Hi.

[Tori is online]

Tori: -_-

Simon: Oh C’mon! I said I was sorry!

Tori: Well SORRY doesn’t bring my COOKIES BACK, NOW DOES IT?

[Chloe is online]

Chloe: Are you guys still fighting over that?

Tori: Well, CHLOE, he shouldn’t have touched them!

Simon: Then YOU shouldn’t have left them out!

[Derek is online]

Derek: Hey Tori, do you remember when you had that crush on Simon? :)

Chloe: DEREK!

Tori: IT WAS THE WORST DAYS OF MY LIFE.

Simon: Not that I don’t enjoy arguing with you, VICTORIA, but should we even be on Facebook?  You know, the whole on-the-run thing?

Derek: Don’t worry I checked it out already, as long as we didn’t use any real information about us it should be fine,

Tori: What a minute we’re staying in a shack how the hell are we getting internet?

Tori: And where has Chloe gone?

Simon: Chloe where r u?

Derek: CHLOE?

Simon: CHLOE COME BACK!

Chloe: Aww I feel so loved :)

Tori: Pfft, whatever.

Derek: Of course you are baby x

Chloe: Awwwwwwwww love you too :D x

Simon: And that is my cue to leave. Hey Tori, im feeling hungry, left any more cookies lying around? ;)

[Simon is offline]

Tori: DON’T YOU DARE SIMON!

[Tori is offline]

Chloe: Sigh.

Derek: Sigh,

Chloe: I g2g. See ya soon x

Derek: Okay bye... But Chloe one thing first?

Chloe: What? X

Derek: What does g2g mean?

[Chloe is offline]

[Derek is offline]

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