Randomness with the creepypas...

By MQayyoom

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Typical random moments I used Xena Grace but she doesn't belong to me.. She belongs to @XenaGrace or her new... More

Angels
Phone
YOLO
Baby
Fuck you
Shots
Authors Note
Whip cream
2 girls 1 cup
Boco No Pico
M to the F
BS
New member
Rollerblading
Boom
Anaconda
Scarf
Back together
Everywhere I go
Water
Twerking
Pen15
Vodka
PROPOSALLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Love
Bottle&A Gun
Fireworks
Blah
Missing
Found them
Autocorrect Fail(not minebelongs To Smosh)
SN
Creaters
MY EYEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!
Again
SPLASHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
NOT AFRAIDDDDD!!!!!!!
Apple
BXJ
Life
IM HIGHHHHHH!!!!
Sorry
INJUSTICE!!!
MONA LISA
When im high
Im what
I WANNA BE UR FRIEND
Ima go check
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND
My life
Chemicals
Wheres Miss Jackson?
PEN15
HOLIDAYS
BULLET
Antartica
24
Lyra
Bananas
BIRTHDAY!!!!
BEEEEEEEEHKAH
Professer Rams
genderswap
Dancing
Red Lights
No Face
Sleeping
Sandwiches
Smile
Stork
Piedie
Piedie
Soap
WAH
Baby
Stage
Stage
NEW YEAR BITCHES
Scene
Mommy
Os
Oss
CHOP!CHOP
More like 2 face
I CAME IN LIKE A MIIIIILEEEEYY!!!
Rainbow hair
Rainbow hair
Drunk Glitchy Red
Beer smash
WHYYYYYYYY!!!!!I DONT WANNA KNOW MY PAST
A/N
Wrong saying
New Character
Elevator!!*with speacial guest Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massarce*
Eyyyyyy!!TIME TO KILLL!!!
SPEEEED IT UP A LITTLE!!!
TRAINSSSSSS
Saw:Reverse Bear Trap
WHO DIEF
Let's Fuck
Singing
Exorcist:Scary Maze
Procasinator
Guess
Cool quip
New character:Diana
Axes
RadioEyes
New Character
Mortal Kombat X
Eeeeeeeee
Im gay
Awkard Moments
Blowdry fail
German
Everyone is drunk
Look Alike
Mah Bby
TV
Woah bleeding on yo face
Just a walk
Bathroom
Slender's note
WHY EXPAND YOUR VOICE
Its a hot day
Secrets
Narrate FUCK LIVES
Age and height of characters
Comparison(horrible title tho)
AUTOCORRECT FAHAIL
Institution Class
TIMES OUT
Wrong gunage line
Birth year
Another prank call
Strawberries isnt the names
Muh love for AH
Private savage
Blaire white

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After the prank call thing day I don't fucking know,most of the guys got in trouble and Xena also got in trouble cuz she was drunk the other night with Liu

*flashback to the party night*

Liu:YEAH THIS SHIT IS LITTTTTT!!!!GO FASTER UNICORN!!!!!!!!! *takes a swig of Lime Vodka*

Since Liu is drunk and thinks he's riding a magical unicorn but no he's actually riding a paper plate while raising a hat.

Xena:FUCK YOU EVERYBODY YOU KILLED MAMA BETSY!!!!!!!!!!!! *shoots everybody with a pistol*

Bartender:that couple is weird af!

Guy:Yeah but what do you expect that girl is made from chemicals and destroyed her dad and the man got physically violated by his brother but the brother was a pussy and he escaped with a hot nurse then Jeff killed the nurse and he's desperate then they found each other and now yeah.

Liu:OH MY GOD ANNIE THE UNICORN XENA IS DEAD AND HAD ROSEN TO FUCK EVERYBODY'S ASS!!!!!!!!! *carries Xena out of the bar and back home*

Slender:*highly furious* wtf have you guys have been up to and what happened to your clothes?!

Xena and Liu look at each other realizing that they're both in their underwear.

Slender:go up to your room ya dipshits

Xena:FUCK YOU MANSPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slender:*slaps her head*

Xena:owwwwww okay I'm leaving!!! *goes up to her room*

Liu:Yeah I'm doing the same thing!

*flashback over*

And now everybody is in one room since being in each other's room is boring af!

Masky:WHY AM I IN TROUBLE I DIDNT GET INVOLVED!!!!!

Hoodie:Yo punched Aloid in the face and now he's wearing bandage around his nose.

Masky:Well I apologized so it's okay!!

Aloid:*sneaks up on Masky* BYE BYE BITCH!!!! *punches Masky knocking him out*

Hoodie:DUDE WHY DID YOU KILL MY LOVER!!!!!

Everyone:*looks at hoodie*

Hoodie:UHHHH.....I MEAN MY HUSBAND NO MY SEX SLAVE NO MY VIAGINA NO!!!I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE!!!!

Toby:HAHAHHA HOODIE AND MASKY FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE GRAVEYARD HAHAHAHHA

Hoodie:*shoots Toby in the arm*

Toby:I CANT FEEL PAIN BITCH

everyone:WE KNOW YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!

Toby:Jeeez sorry

BEN:Idk what to do!!!!

Xena:yup I don't have life anymore!!

BEN:yeah...you wanna fuck

Liu:*punches BEN in the face resulting him bleeding massively*

Xena:Thanks love

Liu:meh

Jeff:*looks around the small bathroom(it's open for some fucking reason)* AHHHHHHHHHHHHAKSJBDSDKSBDJ

Xena:What's wrong?

Jeff:I SEE A MIDGET MOLESTING THE TIOLET AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *starts to have a panick attack*

Liu:DUDE CALM DOWN THERES NO MIDGET YOU FUCKER!!!!!

Jeff:YES THERE ISSSSS AHHHHHHHHH *runs away*

Xena:He's going to the hospital again right?

Liu:yes as always

Toby:yup nothing new *smokes a cigar*

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