@WE_THE_FR34K5 requested: KanVris
KARKAT: OH GOD.
KARKAT: I'M VOMITING.
KARKAT: BUT LIKE OUT OF MY EYES.
KARKAT: THIS IS EYE VOMIT.
DAVE: you mean word vomit?
KARKAT: NO. WAIT, I MEAN YES.
KARKAT: I MEAN
KARKAT: THIS WORD VOMIT IS CAUSING A SERIOUS AND FATAL AMOUNT OF EYE VOMIT.
DAVE: nailed it.
KARKAT: BLUH.
KARKAT: THIS SHIP SHOULD BE LEFT IN THE CESSPOOL IN WHICH IT CRAWLED OUT OF. AND THAT CESSPOOL SHOULD BE LIT ON FIRE AND BE KICKED INTO THE FURTHEST RING OF HELL.
DAVE: lol dont you think thats a tad bit dramatic and over the top? youre basically saying that youre pale mate he sent to hell in a box of shit that was set on fire.
DAVE: at least i think thats what a cesspool is.
KARKAT: I AM **NOT** SAYING THAT!!
DAVE: but ya kinda are dude.
KARKAT: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-OKAY MAYBE I KIND OF AM BUT I WHAT I REALLY MEANT WAS THAT THE IDEA OF THIS SHIP SHOULD GO THROUGH THAT.
DAVE: see, everythings better when you actually make shit clear.
KARKAT: ANYWAY, I THINK IT'S PRETTY CLEAR WHAT MY FEELINGS ARE WITH THIS SHIP.
DAVE: he obviously loves it.
KARKAT: HAHAHA.
KARKAT: I DESPISE IT. VRISKA HAD HER CHANCE AND SHE BLEW IT.
KARKAT: WELL...SHE DIDN'T REALLY *KNOW* SHE HAD A CHANCE SINCE KANAYA NEVER REALLY MADE HER TRUE FEELINGS CLEAR.
KARKAT: MY POINT IS....
KARKAT: FUCK WHAT WAS MY POINT????
KARKAT: UGH, WHATEVER. KANAYA AND VRISKA WERE TOGETHER, AS MOIRAILS, AT ONE POINT BUT VRISKA DID SOMETHING TO PISS KANAYA OFF AND THAT WAS THE END OF THAT.
DAVE: but vriska didnt even know she did a bad thing to earn herself the frothing hatred of a lesbian vampire. so vriska isnt entirely to blame.
DAVE: but she isnt entirely blameless.
DAVE: at least from what youve told me vriska was kind of a shit moirail to kanaya?
KARKAT: I LOVE IT WHEN YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THE THINGS I SAY AND THEN LATER BRING THEM UP TO PROVE A POINT.
KARKAT: IT SHOWS THAT YOU REALLY DO LISTEN.
DAVE: <3
DAVE: but anywho, i gotta agree with karkat here yall.
DAVE: half because of the whole "shit moirail" thing and half because idk i just like thinking that itll forever be rose and kanaya
DAVE: idk im just really bent on making sure shes happy and shit.
DAVE: that theyre both happy and shit
DAVE: but uh yeah, to sum it all up
DAVE: kanvris?
DAVE: nah.