Hetalia Ships/ Randomness [Co...

By MariikaDaly

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This will be all about hetalia ships,well, not really. There might be lemon, there might be not, so prepare f... More

BulRo
Spamano
Lithuania x Poland
GerIta
FrUk
Holy Rome
I don't know what to do with my life
AmeRus
Russia x Prussia
DenNor
Germany x France
UsUk
ummm [insert title]
Spamano, The After Battle
Important message
Paris
England x Japan (yet another ship that I don't know what's its name) PART 1
Egypt (the other Canada?)
Cyprus
Fem!Egypt x Greece
...
Spamano, The Tragic End
Egypt
not really a chapter
Egypt reacting to some popular hetalia ships
......
Made in Bulgaria and Greece
England x Japan PART DUO
Bulgaria
more of.......
So....
666
Again with the ....
Sorry for the ....
England x Japan PART SAN(.....)
uhumm.... (sorry)
England x Japan Part TO INFINITY AND BEYOND
Fem!Egypt x Turkey (child Greece)......
okkkkk.....
hehehe....
Bulgaria reacting to some hetalia ships
Yo..
opps , sorry...
opps, sorry again...
Holiday...
DenNor and Iceland. ..
New story...
Dudes...
Ahuuum...
Fem!Egypt
Apology Part Infinity
Hey! Again with the dots...
Heheeh...*cries in a corner*
Greece x Bulgaria.
....T.T....
Bird..
....
The British Are Coming...
Egypt and His Brothers
Babe England
I love you..
Advanced Gay...
.FrUk.
..:Protein:..
He Came...
._.A Man and A Bitch Slap._.
Bulgaria 2
Yooo..
Finish
The Danish Slaughter House :')
rate
RusAme:3
T3T UsUk T3T
US x UK x Fr
US x UK x Fr II
Cats
.......
.Taken Over.
.The Good Moment.
!Operation Invasion!
US x UK x Fr III
The tit....
.-.Appreciation .-.
US x UK x Fr IV
I has a question...
Guysguysguysguys...
......
Stalin'
US x UK x Fr V
US X UK X FR VI
Letting Go
I love reading books!
Taxi/Ambulance
The army
Deez nuts
WHO WANTS SOME OF...
UK x US x Fr VII
US x UK x Fr VIII
My Ship.
Ship ^2
100 CHAPTER
;) The Booty is Granted :)
Hell, did you miss me?
Show me o.o
The land of...
....
Annoying Saudi Arabia
The chemists and biologists
US x UK x Fr IX
Inshallah
Headcanon looks
Guys
Shout out
United Arab Emirates
The good ol' days
Fr x UK X US X
Ramadan Kareem
Ramadan prayers
...
Ride me, bro
Side note
Just wanted to share
4th of July
Happy Eid to my Muslim readers
Pokemon Go!
Hmmm
Team
You can skip this chapter if you want
I'm proud to have my first hater
France
Turkey
FrUkUs
FrUkUs XI
Ancient Egypt's sister?
Eh..dots again..
Romano Spotted Again (This time in Italy)
BLEACH RANT/ something else
Author chan's face
Author chan's face 2
New Book
FrUkUs part I don't care anymore
Shall we date: Blood in Roses
...Hmm...
<3 An unnecessary chapter
Request Chapter
PruCan
My Child, Sina
Where the hell have you been?!
Egypt's shitty puns
Egypt's shitty jokes and puns 2
Egypt's shitty jokes and puns 3
Bulgaria and Romania
Marry Christmas and Happy new Year
Frukus Part (This is a side note if ya wanna know..or continue the story)
Sunshine โ˜‰โ˜‰๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒž
Lmayo
Flirting with Fem! Egypt
Flirting With Belarus
Con...what?
Cunt-try
A/N: important
Disappeared
Lion King
Let's get a little "punny"
Ramadan Kareem
A Small Request
comeback...I guess๐Ÿ˜‚
Been Called Worse
Any one Scared?
Find me
I wonder if it's Ukraine or Belarus
Aph characters as stuff I said at some point
Idea
Really Bad Dad Jokes
Really Bad Dad Jokes 2
The Dad Joke Gathering
Attack on Dad Jokes (yes again)
Milk (Iceland x Turkey)
The End
RIP Jonghyun
Back From The Dead Bitches
A/N

Egypt- A Strong and Wise Country

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Egypt: *sulking and pouting in the dark corner, waves of depression over him*

Bulgaria: What's up with him?

Sudan: Saudi Arabia took Anubis.

Bulgaria: Why? *confused*

Emirates: Cuz Egypt ordered him to bite him, and now Saudi Arabia is pretty mad and Egypt is being punished now.

Serbia: *pokes his head from behind the wall* Wait... isn't he the older brother? Why would he let Saudi Arabia punish him?

Emirates: Just because he's older than us in years, doesn't mean he's accually more mature than us. Just look at him, *points at Egypt who's holding an Anubis plushie*, he's basically a baby in a man's body. 

Serbia: I pretty much thought he's from the really serious people. Wise, mature, strong...

All of the Middle Eastern and Arabic countries : *forced laughter*

Sudan: *accually crying and bending over from how hard he's laughing* That was a good joke! Tell me another.

Serbia: *utterly confused* What? I really thought the guy was wise and strong.

Sudan: *histarical laughter* Again!

Saudi Arabia: What's going on here?

Egypt: *jumps a little from fright but still stands in his corner a little bent over*

Sudan: This guy tells awesome jokes, he thinks Egypt is accually wise and strong. Can you imagen?

Saudi Arabia: Oh, really? *tilts head* And here I thought I lost hope that Egypt is still potrayed as a relible country. Good to hear people are still in that delusion.

Emirates: Tell me about it... *sigh* I also thou- *is suddenly cut of by a strange sound from underneath them*

*the sound suddenly shifts from downstairs to just outside the door*

*everybody looks at the door*

*suddenly Prussia runs in*

Prussia: I HEARD AWESOME!

Emirates: *pinches the bridge of his nose* I'm surrounded by idiots...


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