@PanicMyFallinFandoms requested: ❤️ CronKri
DAVE: oh damn, i get to judge my alien brother-in-law and his potential boyfriend.
DAVE: wont this be fun.
DAVE: i can already hear kankris annoying little whistle in the distance.
KARKAT: UGH, SO CAN I. LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH BEFORE THAT WHISTLE BLOWING ASSHOLE FINDS US.
KARKAT: ALRIGHT SO THERE IS LIKE...*A LOT* OF RUMORS GOING AROUND ABOUT THESE TWO ALREADY.
KARKAT: LIKE **A LOT**. THERE ARE TROLLS SAYING THEY'VE BEEN SEEING THESE TWO SUBTLY WALK AWAY WITH ONE ANOTHER TO SMALLER, LESS INHABITED PARTS OF DREAM BUBBLES. AND THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON THROUGH A LOT OF TIMELINES, IT'S NOT JUST A FEW.
KARKAT: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. MAYBE CRONUS JS GIVING KANKRI FASHION LESSONS, MAYBE THEY'RE SNEAKING AWAY TO SHIVE EACH OTHER'S TONGUES DOWN THE OTHER'S THROAT WE JUST DON'T KNOW.
KARKAT: WHAT I *DO* KNOW IS THAT THESE TWO DO SEEM KIND OF RIGHT FOR ONE ANOTHER. JUST LOOK AT THEM!! THEIR RESPECTIVE COLORS EVEN SEEM GOOD TOGETHER!!
KARKAT: AND CRONUS REALLY IS THE ONLY TROLL ALIVE WHO ACTUALLY ENJOYS LISTEN TO KANKRI'S SERMONS OR LECTURES OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY ARE. PLUS THEY ARE KIND OF LIKE "BEST FRIENDS" OR SOMETHING OF THE SORT.
DAVE: but isnt the red clad windbag like...a mega virgin? like, hes trying to be the virgin mary of all quadrants or some shit like that.
KARKAT: YEAH, KANKRI IS A CELIBATE...I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
KARKAT: IN ALL HONESTY, I'M NOT TOO SURE WHAT A CELIBATE IS. IT COULD MEAN THAT THEY JUST DON'T PAIL OR IT COULD MEAN THAT THEY AREN'T INTERESTED IN QUADRANTS WITH *ANYONE*.
KARKAT: EITHER WAY SOMETHING IS GOING ON BETWEEN THOSE TWO AND IT'S DRIVING EVERYONE INSANE.
DAVE: it is, were all just waiting for that "were dating!!" announcement. its intense as FUCK.
KARKAT: MMM...NOT REALLY. ANYWHO, THEY'D WORK WELL TOGETHER BECAUSE, WELL, THEY CAN STAND EACH OTHER.
KARKAT: CRONUS CAN STAND THAT UPTIGHT PERSONALITY AND BAZILLION OF RULES HE HAD PLUS THE LECTURES AND KANKRI CAN STAND CRONUS'S GODAWFUL ACCENT AND DISGUSTING HABIT OF MAKING GROSS INNUENDOS AIMED TOWARDS ANYONE WHO SO MUCH aAS BREATHES IN HIS DIRECTION.
DAVE: they really are a dream couple.