EXO One-Shots [Forever Closed]

By HiStrangerStranger

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EXO One-Shots
SHORT NOTE important!
[Kris] First Kiss
[Baekhyun] After The Breakup
[Luhan] Birthday Date
[Tao] Someday
[D.O] Venice
[Xiumin] Derp
[Kai] Queen Of Sleeping
[Lay] Your Heart Security
[Chanyeol] Everything for you
[Suho] Not your Guardian
[Luhan] BackHug
[Kris] The Proposal
[Baekhyun] Cute Disaster
[Tao] Hate & Love
(⌒▽⌒) [ALL] Short Imagines
[Kai] Haunted House
[Luhan] Jelly and Peanut Butter
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[D.O] Photograph
[Xiumin] Pocky Game
[Suho] Cake Bake
[Sehun] Rainbow Sehunnie~
[Kris] SleepTalk
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[Lay] Dance With Me?
[Chen] We Meet Again
[D.O] Bestfriend~ (Direct Request)
[Sehun] Swing Accident
[Chanyeol] Giant Teaser
[Luhan] OMO
[Kris] Mine
[Kai] Good Night Baby
[Chanyeol] Jealousy~
[D.O] Noodles
[D.O] Obliged
[Tao] Missed You
[Chen] Disguised
[Chanyeol] Call Midnight
[Luhan] Shower XD
[Luhan] Some Misunderstanding
[Sehun] Sweet Daddy
[D.O] Open Arms
[Kai] Eternal Love
[Kai] Jealous~
[D.O] Flick
[Kai] Music To My Ears
[Sehun] Lollipop
[Xiumin] Unexpected
[Sehun] His Confession
[Baekhyun] It's You
[Tao] Peter Pan
[Kai] Bad Dream
[Kris] Scene
[Kris] Cuddling
[Luhan] Someone
[Suho] Sweet Jerk
[Suho] Sweet
[Luhan] Favorite
[Sehun] Cake
[Chanyeol] Princess
[Sehun] With Him
[Sehun] Aftie Tea
[Chen] Despite That
[Kai] My Love
[Kris] His Promise
[D.O] Papero Kiss
[Luhan] Aigoo
[Lay] Love you
[Luhan] Love~
[Random] Worst Day?
[Chen] ANGST?
[Suho] Sarang~
[Chanyeol] Special
Request Here
[KAI] Recorded
[Baekhyun] Surprise
[Chanyeol] Sunset
[Lay] Mickey Mouse Club House
[Luhan] Fever
[Kai] Bestfriend

[All] Funny Scenarios

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By HiStrangerStranger

Suho:

"~~~-ah, let me take care of that!" Suho carried the box away from your arms.

"Eh? It's not that heavy though" You tried to reclaim the box again but he wouldn't let you.

"I'm the man and a husband, I shouldn't let my wife who is a woman to carry these stuffs" He smiled.

"Aish" You blushed hitting him on the shoulder.

   

Baekhyun:

You were cutting the vegetables while Baekhyun continued to look at what you were doing then back at his fingers. "What?"

"Nothing." You stop and narrowed your eyes on him. "Come on, what is it?" He sighed. "It's just... your fingers." "What about them?" 

You stared at your fingers, front to back. "I'm comparing them to mine! See, I have pretty fingers!" He shove his fingers near your face. You huffed. "You got pretty fingers too, but I want to know who's fingers are prettier" He sighed and stare at his again before staring back at yours. 

   

Chanyeol:

You and Chanyeol were exercising in a nearby gym from SM Entertainment. He exercised in those heavy equipment.

"Yah, are okay with that?" He nod. You head to some other light equipment

"We need to head back to the entertainment soon, we're quite short on tape" "Ne, so we'll stop shooting?" "I'm not sure. We'll try to be quick, okay?"

Sneakily, Chanyeol head to the large mirror and start doing some manly posing. Peeking from the corner of your eyes, you made a signal to the camera-man left.

"Everyone, you see Chanyeol right?" You whispered to the camera pointing over to Chanyeol who continued to act manly infront of the mirror.

In the end and at the same time, both of you burst into laughter.

   

D.O:

D.O was all around the house, cleaning from here to there and at the same time cooking. "Kyungsoo-ah, can you please stop?"

"Waeyo?" He was carrying a clean rug. "You already wiped everything clean!" "But--" "Are you proving to me that I'm not a good wife?" You glared at him. 

"A-Aniyo!" You huffed and got back to reading the manga. "Hehe. Dinner's almost ready ~~~-ah!" He ran back to the the kitchen.

   

Kai:

"I'm back" You called out to your husband. He was slacking off on the couch, shirtless.

"I'm hungry. Go cook me something" You rolled your eyes, 'How on earth did he get in this show?!' 

"Hey, is it done yet?" Kai peered from your shoulder. "Go put on a shirt" You nag at him. "Stop nagging and just cook" He sat down on the table, picking on the food. "Just go put on a shirt!" "Are you that intimidated by my abs? "

"Aish. don't be such a bitch, Jongin" You cursed at him, shocking everyone.

   

Sehun:

"So today, I told the stylist noona to style my hair in a very cool way but she didn't! She even cut my hair, look! look! It's uneven right? right?" "Seh--" "And I asked Suho hyung to buy me ice mocha but he bought me americano instead! Can you believe that, I hate americano alot and after that I strolled in the park with Luhan. Everyone was looking at us and laughing!" "Seh--" You sighed.

"I found out my pants were ripped and my boxers were showing! I ran off to the nearby clothing store to buy me some pants but I mistakenly enter the wrong clothing shop. They were selling female clothing and when I got out--" "YAH OH SEHUN! LET ME TALK!" You exploded.

   

Kris:

"Yebeo~" He cooed beside you while playing with Ace. "What is it?" You were playing Temple Run. "We need to feed our baby" "BWOH?" You choked on your own saliva.

"Yah Wu Yi Fan, how many times am I going to say this?! We don't have a baby! We are not having nor getting a baby!" You turned your back on him.

"Fine. Then how about we go shopping?" "Shopping?" Your eyes sparkled at the word. "Yeah, let's go shopping for baby clothes!" He beamed.

"UGH!" You dug your head in a pillow out of frustration.

   

Luhan:

"You're really pretty" You muttered to Luhan who just smiled. You two continue to play but you couldn't stand Luhan's flawless face. 

Luhan stop as you did. "Is something wrong, ~~~-ah?" He asked, you nod your head.

"PD-NIM! CAN WE END THIS IN ONE EPISODE?! HE'S TOO PRETTY!" You shouted pointing at Luhan's face.

   

Lay:

"Cut!" "Lay, we can't just retake and retake! This is the 15th time" Lay bowed. "I'm so sorry PD-nim!" "Aish, this would be the last! ~~~-ah, kindly guide him if he forgets again" You grinned and saluted.

"Arasso PD-nim! I will take care of my husband~" You laughed as Lay blushed.

   

Chen:

"Today, I'll give ~~~-ah a surprise for sure this time! What should we buy?" Chen looked around the shop. Without knowing you were also looking around the shop. "Eh? Jong Dae Oppa!" You waved while running at him. "Oh! ~~~-ah!" "Let's go eat something delicious!" You pulled him out of the store.

'Aiya, when will I get ~~~-ah my surprise?' He thought. "Chen-sshi always says the same thing again and again. He has poor timing." A PD staff told the director who laughed.

   

Tao:

"~~~-ah! Bbuing! Bbuing!" "I will not buy you anymore gucci" You glared at him. "Then buy me something delicious" "Go use your own money Huang Zi Tao!" You threw him the nearest thing your hand could grab, and that is his favorite panda pillow. "PANDAAAAA!" 

"~~~-ah, come on please? please? buy me gucci and delicious food" "We have a kitchen, go make yourself food. No, I'll be broke if I buy you anymore gucci"

"PLEASEEEEEEE?" Tao continued with aegyo. You turned to the staff in the corner, they just shrug and told you to continue.

"If I said no, what will you do?" "I'll bring my wushu stick out" You stare at him in disbelief. "You'll wushu me infront of the whole world?!" 

   

Xiumin:

"Xiumin" "I told you to call me Minseok Oppa" You puffed a cheek. "Minseok Oppa" "What?" "What are you doing?" "Eating steamed buns!" He smiled and offer you one which you ate.

"Minseok Oppa, you're cheeks are full of steamed buns" You poked his chubby cheeks. "Eh? Do I look fat already?" He pouted making his cheeks more adorable.

"Kyaa~" You pinched his cheeks. "Owww! ~~~-AH!"  "Arasso, mianhae. it's just you're so cute" He took another bite of his steamed buns.

"It's good right?" You nod. "Let's go to the grocery mart" Xiumin told you. "Waeyo?" 

"We're out of steamed buns!" He raised his hands up in the air as he told you, as if it was a big deal. Well, to him, it is. You laughed.

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