OMFG 69th chapter Σ（ﾟдﾟlll） I feel really weird after hearing those numbers... Damn.
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▶ One-Shot: #69
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"Why is there a ton of ketchup in the trash can, (First name)?"
"..."
"(First name)? Are you there?" He opened your door
"..... Owwww.... Help me" You clutched your stomach really tight
"Heh, you eat a lot of ketchup" He smiled, and sat on your bed, patting your back
"Why those it have to hurt... SO MUCH?!" You cried
"Don't worry, (First name). I'm he-- Oh, did you wet your bed? I'll-- WHAT THE HELL?!" He immediately stood up and backed away from you and the bed.
"..... Owwwww"
"... Is this what (Crush's bestfriend)'s talking about... Period?" He gulped
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Fleshbek c:
"(Crush's name)! Dude! Have you ever know about periods?" (Crush's bestfriend) sipped from his coffee
"Of course I do!" (Crush's name) replied
"Good. 'Cuz... They're EVIL!"
"W-What?! How come periods are evil?! They're fridging innocent" He pouted
"Oooh, boy. It's what you think. But they're completely EVIL! They gave me the creeps the way the blood leak out! My girlfriend's freaking crazy because of the periods" (Crush's bestfriend) sighed
"O-Okay dude! I'll protect (First name) from the periods!" (Crush's name) dashed out from the shop and runs towards your house
"Dude....... They're indestructable"
End of flashback xd
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"They are evil! I need to kill them!" (Crush's name) bit his lip,
"Wha--?! Whose them? And why're you gonna kill them?"
"Look, (First name). The period is scorching into you! Your losing blood!" He cried, "I-I couldn't protect you"
"What the hell are you talking about?! Just give me a damn napkin!" You sighed, knowing that your boyfriend doesn't know about the menstruation and stuff...
"Does the napkin kill the periods" He asked innocently
"YES! NOW GO TO THE MARKET AND BUY ME SOME"
"On it!" He smiled and went to the nearest market..
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"Welcome!" The shop keeper greeted
"Hello! May I ask where can I find the napkins?" (Crush's name) asked
"... Ermm.. What kind of napkins?"
"The napkins that can fight the period" He replied and the shop keeper look at him, weirdly
"O-Oh, they're in row 4..."
"Thank you!" (Crush's name) smiled and went to section 4, "Hmmmm... They're alot of napkins" He picked one and examined it, "So this is a napkin... What kind of fighter or period is this?! It doesn't have any guns or swords... Lame" He pouted and checked in with the counter
He paid for it and immediately head back home. Only seeing you on the ground rolling around
"(First name)! This Period-Fighter-Thing doesn't have any guns to kill the period!" (Crush's name) threw the napkins to you
"... I'll try not to answer that question" You sighed and went to the bathroom to change
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I'm sorry for not updating. I'm sorry for the sucky chapter. I'm sorry for stealing your weapons. And yeah, I'll steal pancakes and apples instead c:
Happy 146K reads :3 <3
—Relodia