Dear Newt,
Hold the fuck up. Wait. This is... a lot of information I'm trying to process. What was up with the scrawny writing? It was almost as if your fingers were running down a hill or something.
First thing: Minho broke a teacher's neck. The first time I saw him playing at the stadium, yeah, I have to admit, he came off kind of hoodlum-ish to me. He looks like a person who'll easily punch my face in, bur breaking a teacher's neck???!!? And to think that he doesn't like me. Oh my god, I'm locking my windows tonight.
Second. Erm. I feel quite uncomfortable asking this, but from between the lines I read in your letter, I assume that Minho is, er, queer? Gay? Homosexual? Playing for the other field???? Plus, the fact that he kissed you, does that mean you are, too?
I'm kinda confused. Enlighten me, please.
Yours sincerely
Thomas
PS. I took the liberty of printing out my address, and what it looks like on Google Earth. See the blue roof? That's my house!
a/n: DYLAN GOT INJURED WHILE SHOOTING FOR THE DEATH CURE OMG
PRAY FOR HIM PEOPLE. HE'S GOT A FRACTURED CHEEKBONE
HIS CHEEKBONE
SEND HIM LOVE AND PRAYERS #GetWellSoonDylanOBrien😢