Random Guy: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you your candidates for the US presidency.
Audience: *cheers*
Random Guy: First to the stand is everyone's favorite Plumber: Mario.
Audience: *cheers*
Mario: *walks up on stage* Hello everybody, I'd like to thank you all for being here and supporting me in this campaign. I've spent the last few days beating my best friend to a pulp. Wait what! *looks back a paper.
Audience: *murmurs*
Mario: Uh...Uh.......aha, here we go. I like to dedicate ths day to the one person I love dearest to my heart and hope to be like some day......Adolf Hitler....wait, what the heck.
Tails: *giggles*
Mario: America I hope you rot in..nope...uh......*bleep* all of you guys.
Audience: *gasps*
Mario: All you mother*bleep* will by being my *bleep* slaves and you will listen to me for all of eternity?
Audience: *gasps and screaming*
Mario: Wait, this isn't my speech. What, I never wrote this.
Tails: *bursts out laughing*
Mario: *turns to him with mean glare* You!
Police officer: Sir, you are under arrest for threatening the people of the United States of America.
Mario:No, you don't understand. I didn't write this, I...
Police Officer: Tell it to the judge.
Mario: Why do you guys keep saying that when someone is clearly trying explain...
Police Officer: Does it look like I care!
The Random Guy is back for some damn reason: Uhhhh, well. Since he was arrested I guess, that makes Tails the President.
Tails: Yes, I am the president of the USA.
Sans: Waiiiiiittt!!!! You can't be president.
Random Guy once again, don't worry he won't return: Uh why not.
Sans: Because Tails is only 8 years old. He's not old enough to run for president.
Random Guy: Really, oh, OK then. Um your no longer president.
Tails: What! Your just gonna believe him, I'm not 8. I'm...I'm 22.
Sans: You know it's a beautiful day, blue skies, birds are chirping and on days like these, kids like you......should be....
Luigi: Playing on the playground.
Sans: Burning in hell.
Raven: Whoa, that's pretty deep.
Sonic: Your telling me.
Tails: So I can't be president.
This guy again: Sadly, no.
Tails: Ohhhhh, ok.
(Back in Mushroom Kingdom)
Shadow: So, how did it go?
Sonic: Well Mario is in court thanks to Tails, Luigi is currently at a pet store buying hundreds of puppies, Tails is outside destroying that tree, and our newcomers went to meet Peach.
Shadow: -__- What about the campaign.
Sonic: Well, neither Tails or Mario won so, things kinda went back to normal between Trump and whoever he's facing.
Shadow: I'm not surprised.
Sans: Now, Papyrus is trying to run for president. I'd like to see how that works out.
Toad: I doubt well, since he believes he's so awesome.
Sans: Yeah, if he wins he won't be president. He's be royall about me. *laughs*
Shadow: *pulls out an assault rifle*
Blaze: Shadow put that down, there will be no deaths within this series.
Shadow: There have been before. Wait, when did you get here? Why are you here?
Blaze: I'm a part of the series now.
Shadow: If your here then where's Silver.
Blaze: He wasn't suggested.
Raven: But, I was.
Shadow: Who are you.
Raven: I'm Raven, part human and part demon.
Shadow: *aims and fires*
Raven: *dodges* Whoa whoa whoa, calm down. I'm no threat to society.
Shadow: Your a threat to me.
Tails: *walks in and sighs* I might need another tree to attack. Either that or a hose.
Toad: Why?............what did you do?
Tails: I may have accidentally caused a forest fire in the middle of my rage.
Sonic: Oh Tails.
Tails: and I may or may not have accidentally burned Daisy's flower garden.
Everyone:...............
Sans: Welp, that's all we have for today. I'm gonna go ahead and this before you have to read some stuff you don't want to read. This is Sans signing.....
Toad: This is it for today, bye.