*Le Turkey and Greece and fighting again*
*Suddenly it turns quit sexual*
Bulgaria : *gasps at what he hears*
Egypt : *waits for a fatal fight*
Turkey: *tries to annoy Greece and tells him that he's weak* You should suck on someone, you know, their cum contains some proteins!
Greece: Then that explains your size!
*Everybody gasps except for Turkey, who apparently doesn't get it*
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Btw, that accually happened with me. One of my...um, 'buff' classmates told me that *cough* cum was healthy and I just laughed and I told him exactly what Greece said. What made it even funnier to me is that everybody around me gasped or laughed, but he didn't even react. Like, nothing.
He was like...... what?