®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: Cora Mills
¢0r4.©SQ: yes, my dear?
e.$wan: you're so dead
¢0r4.©SQ: um...
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: Emma, this is not how we planned it
e.$wan: ugh but still
¢0r4.©SQ: I'M SO SORRY I SWEAR THOSE BROWNIES WERE NOT FOR HIM
¢0r4.©SQ: I beg for forgiveness ;-;
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: what brownies and who is he?
¢0r4.©SQ: uuhhh... Why did you call me here for?
e.$wan: Cora, answer the question
¢0r4.©SQ: there was a huge mistake here
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: mother
¢0r4.©SQ: come on girls, I have the right to know what I'm being accused of
e.$wan: *sigh* she's gotta point Regina...
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: very well... I summoned you here because of the ice cream
e.$wan: more specifically, the peppermint chocolate ice cream
¢0r4.©SQ: oh... Hehe well... I just wanted to know what it tasted like and... Whoops!!!
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: aside from the fact that you make a huge mess in MY kitchen that you don't even bother to clean up, you dare to eat my ice cream.
e.$wan: and I warned you about that ice cream
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: you warned her?
¢0r4.©SQ: no
e.$wan: yes I did
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: and she warned you, mother. Yet you just had to eat the entire thing.
¢0r4.©SQ: but it was good (•-•)
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: I know
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: but you had no right
¢0r4.©SQ: look I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. If you want then I'll buy u five more buckets of ice cream but don't kill me ;-;
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: six
¢0r4.©SQ: ok
e.$wan: Cora
¢0r4.©SQ: wat now?
e.$wan: the brownies... You meant the ones u made earlier?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: where you made the mess you just had to make?
¢0r4.©SQ: erm well... That was a little experiment that was half successful
e.$wan: care to explain?
¢0r4.©SQ: well the thing is that it causes the desired behavior... just not on the right person
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: just tell us already, Cora.
¢0r4.©SQ: I discovered that when u put some weed in a love potion, it gives a boost and encourages the person to confess their love for the other. It has the effect of being high like just normal weed but... with the love potion... So I made it on brownies
e.$wan: who ate it?
¢0r4.©SQ: they were for Killian and Neal
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: who ate them?
¢0r4.©SQ: Henry did but I swear that they weren't for him. He was not supposed to eat them and I was going to put a label on them saying something along "do not eat" or "for Hook and Neal" and then... They were gone?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: you...
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: you drugged... MY SON?!
¢0r4.©SQ: ah... well not really since they weren't for him but he just ate them and I didn't even notice until they were gone... All of them
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: alright. That's it, you're so dead
e.$wan: Regina wait, let's deal with this later and focus on something more important
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY DRUGGED SON?!?!
e.$wan: his whereabouts
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: right
¢0r4.©SQ: he's at Ruby's...
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: why would he be there? Isn't he supposed to be at Archie's?
¢0r4.©SQ has added mO0n_ch1Ld to this chat
¢0r4.©SQ: r u alive Ruby?
mO0n_ch1Ld: SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!
e.$wan: wat...
mO0n_ch1Ld: EMMA COME AND GET YOUR SON HE WANTS TO BE ALL OVER ME!!! (TT-TT)
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: Miss Lucas what the hell are you doing with my son?!
mO0n_ch1Ld: RUNNING AWAY FROM HIM!!!
TTB_H.M!LLS: Ruby please don't go!!!
mO0n_ch1Ld: GO AWAY
TTB_H.M!LLS: I LOVE YOU
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: HENRY DANIEL MILLS GET YOUR LITTLE ASS BACK HOME NOW
TTB_H.M!LLS: YADA YADA YADA YADA
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: HENRY
TTB_H.M!LLS: but mum (π-π)
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: BUT NOTHING. GET BACK HERE, NOW.
TTB_H.M!LLS: *sigh* fine
TTB_H.M!LLS: I'll be waiting for you Ruby
mO0n_ch1Ld: just go, obey ur mum
mO0n_ch1Ld: and do something about that stupid look on your face
TTB_H.M!LLS: no matter what you do or say, I'll love you forever. We will be together :*
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¢0r4.©SQ: welp...
¢0r4.©SQ: where r u?
mO0n_ch1Ld: in the ladies
mO0n_ch1Ld: he almost took down the door
¢0r4.©SQ: damn
e.$wan: what else did he do?
mO0n_ch1Ld: he went to my room and banged the door and sang cheesy love songs and... Idk... He just got in and began to confess his undying love for me and he came to hug me and I ran for it. I guess the entire town knows that he has a crush on me. Then I ran back to Granny's and hid in the bathroom.
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: dear gods...
e.$wan: what is it?
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: he's excited and he doesn't stop speaking about how beautiful Ruby is
®3g!n@_7h€_Qu3eN: I'm so done. Emma, take care of this
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e.$wan: haaaah... Well, now that you're both here, these are the news.
mO0n_ch1Ld: what's going to happen?
¢0r4.©SQ: please have mercy
e.$wan: well Cora, Regina is not kicking you out, but you'll be working at Granny's. That's it.
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mO0n_ch1Ld: isn't this great?
¢0r4.©SQ: it's not!!! No offense, the food is great but there's no way I'll be working with peasants.
mO0n_ch1Ld: well you got no say in this because it's Regina's final word and now my granny, the peasant, is your boss
¢0r4.©SQ: halp ;-;