I did this in my graphics class. I had to wait for my screen to dry, so I drew this little doodle. I didn't know what to do for the background, so I just copied what cheese_toasties does. 😆
So this is really random, but oh well. Friday as I was at my locker changing out my books and "Gary" (cough cough his name is not Gary cough cough) comes up and tasers me and I almost pee my pants. (The period before we had a fire drill and I also almost peed my pants, so I was still in shock.) Then I said "Don't do that!! I almost peed my pants! And I almost peed my pants during the fire drill!" Then he said "that would have sucked." Then I said "it was so cold it probably would have frozen to my pants." Then he casually says "so . . . I hear you have a boyfriend. How is he?"
And at this point I'm laughing so hard internally. I don't have a real boyfriend, but I joke about having fake ones a lot. Word must have gotten through his sister. But Gary is my fake boyfriend! He doesn't know, but we're like totally a thing. (I'm laughing so hard)
Then I say "He's good. Yeah. Actually, we're fake boyfriend girlfriend. He doesn't know we're dating." I almost said "aren't you my boyfriend?" But I'm so glad I didn't!