DorididaeShipping
Involves: Bonnie and Misty
Reaction: *Googles things because Elemeno is clueless about a lot of things* Dorididae is actually a sea animal and it is also called as 'sea lemon'. Sea lemon makes so much sense. Misty is the sea. Bonnie is the lemon. Yay.
Points For: I think they'd get along great. They also have a mutual friend in Ash Ketchum.
Ash Ketchum.
ASH KETCHUM.
ASH KETCHUM!
And I think Bonnie would really like Misty because she's a gym leader.
Points Against: UH...never met.
ASH KETCHUM, do something. I mean...anime writers, do something.
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DoubletakeShipping
Involves: Harley and Misty
Reaction: NO. JUST. NO.
That's my opinion, though. If you like it, fine. Like to your heart's content.
But...why is it called as such? Google won't really answer it because it involves simple words.
Points For: Uh...trying to think of something. Maybe Misty would be...nah...I got nothing. Think of something, guys!
Points Against: I have a strong feeling Misty wouldn't really like Harley's personality.
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DoubleWeaknessShipping
Involves: May and Solidad
Reaction: Double Weakness...does it have to do with May losing to Solidad really, really badly?
Points For: They're rivals and good friends.
Points Against: Uh...there's a possibility that Solidad ships May with someone else.
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DownBoyShipping
Involves: Brock's ear and Misty's hand
Reaction: Uh...DOWN BOY!
Brock: Nurse Joy! I've got the case of a broken heart, and I believe you are the cure!
Misty's hand: *reaches for Brock's ear* DOWN BOY!
Brock's ear: What did I do?
Misty's hand: Creeping out Nurse Joy.
Brock's ear: But why me? I didn't do anything. Blame the mouth.
Brock's mouth: Nah...it was the heart.
Brock's heart: Lub-dub. Lub-dub. Lub-dub. I'm just pumping some blood. Lub-dub. Lub-dub. Lub-dub.
Brock's ear: I heard that the heart just pumps blood. It's our hypothalamus that makes us have feelings.
Brock's heart: Yup. Lub-dub.
Brock's mouth: So...it's all in the brain.
Brock's ear: Yup.
Misty's hand: Can you guys shut up already?
Brock's ear: Uh...why are we talking anyway?
Brock's brain: I HAVE CONTROL OVER EVERYTHING.
Misty's hand: But not me.
Misty's brain: Yeah...she's my responsibility.
Points For: The hand really likes to pull down the ear.
Points Against: They're body parts, dang it.
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DoYouWantToBuildASnowman?Shipping
Involves: Lass Anna, Lass Elsa, Abomasnow
Reaction: *sings* Do you want to build a snowman? Or a freaky snow covered tree?
Yup.
Points For: They can have fun during the winter.
Points Against: *sings* We used to be best buddies, and now we're not.
Sad.
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DraggedByTheEarsShipping
Involves: Brock, Max, Misty
Reaction: NOT THE EAR!
Points For: Buddies!
Points Against: Connect your thumbs. Now connect your pointing fingers without moving your thumbs. What shape did you make?
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DreamerShipping
Involves: Ash, Gary, Dawn
Reaction: Uh...we are all dreamers.
Ash: My dream is to become a Pokémon Master!
Gary: Me too!
Ash: I thought you are a researcher now?
Gary: Ash, research allows me to learn more about Pokémon than you ever could.
Ash: HEY!
Gary: Ha!
Dawn: My dream is to become a Top Coordinator!
Ash and Gary: When did you get here?
Dawn: Magic.
Points For: They all have dreams. Dreams are amazing.
Points Against: Sometimes our dreams just don't come true. Oh...and it's another triangle.
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DrewIsDoomedShipping
Involves: Brianna and Solidad
Reaction: O_O Drew is doomed.
Where's the doom here?
Oh...I see. If Solidad and Brianna become friends, Solidad might help Brianna with things. I don't know. I'm not them.
Points For: Uh...they're both coordinators.
Points Against: Drew? Eh...not really...I think.
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DumbWaysToDieShipping
Involves: Cameron and a Dusknoir
Reaction: *sings* Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die. Dumb ways to di-ie-ie. So many dumb ways to die.
Uh yeah. Cameron is that guy who doesn't even know what's going on with everything. He always forgets...a lot of things.
And who the f**k told him you only needed 7 badges to enter the Pokémon League? We have found someone dumber than Ash Ketchum, ladies and gentlemen.
However, Cameron is really strong, considering he was the one who beat Ash in the Unova League.
Even though he's strong, he needs to be careful.
Better hide yo kids. Hide yo wife. Hide yo husbands too because Dusknoir's out to get you.
Points For: Maybe Dusknoir wanted a friend.
Points Against: Dusknoir might do bad things to poor Cameron.
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DurpShipping
Involves: Ash and a Bidoof
Reaction: Durp.
Points For: Durp.
Points Against: Durp.
I don't have anything to say, okay? DURP.
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DysfunctionalShipping
Involves: Brandon, Paul, Reggie
Reaction: Brace yourselves...
So yeah. Everyone who has watched the DP series knows that the reason why Reggie gave up being a trainer is because he lost to Brandon. Because of that loss, Paul became Mr. Strength Issues. That made him...well...dysfunctional.
BUT WAIT. There are some people who believe that Brandon is actually Paul and Reggie's father. LIKE WHU...the resemblances are kinda there...but who knows?
Maybe there are secrets behind the reason that we know.
Points For: Uh...something.
Points Against: If they were really a family, Paul, I think, won't be that happy.
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EarnestShipping
Involves: Brock and Leaf
Reaction: Uh...I guess because Leaf is earnest? I don't know. In a way...so is Brock.
Points For: IN THE GAMEVERSE...they have battled, but it's uncertain if they'd meet after that.
Points Against: IN THE ANIMEVERSE...Leaf is not even in the anime. And even if she was, she wouldn't be Brock's type.
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EclairShipping
Involves: Dawn, May, Zoey
Reaction: Someone feed me an éclair!
So...how does it connect to them? Hmm...maybe someone is the pastry itself, then someone is the whipped cream or custard and someone is the chocolate frost.
Honestly, I don't think I've ever had an éclair, but it sounds so good.
Points For: Buddies and coordinators.
Points Against: One-Two-THREE
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EdwardCullenShipping
Involves: Ash's Oshawott and Meloetta
Reaction: o_O O_o
I don't really know why it is named as such. Don't hate me, but I never watched or read Twilight, and I don't plan to anytime soon.
This one is really funny though.
Points For: Oshawott has a canonical crush on Meloetta.
Points Against: Dawn's Piplup. Remember that little rivalry of theirs? Hilarious. Oh yeah...and sorry Piplup and Oshawott, MELOETTA IS GENDERLESS. Most of all, since Meloetta is a legendary Pokémon, it cannot be bred.
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EgoShipping
Involves: Gary and Misty
Reaction: Oh...now here is EgoShipping. I wasn't able to talk much about them in DenialShipping because EgoShipping is the more popular ship name.
Anyway...we all know Gary has a huge ego.
Yeah...that's it. I don't really ship this.
Points For: I guess they can be friends now. And maybe Misty might be the one to calm the ego.
Points Against: Misty probably dislikes Gary's ego. And as far as I remember, they didn't have much interaction.
I feel like I didn't discuss this ship enough considering it is a popular ship. Oh well.
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EgoCentricShipping
Involves: Harley and Ursula
Reaction: The two most egoistic coordinators ever. The two b*tchiest coordinators ever. Harley and Ursula.
Points For: They'll have fun shaming other people.
Points Against: Shamers love shaming everyone including their fellow shamers.
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EgoPokevanceShipping
Involves: Gary, May, Misty
Reaction: Uh...let's merge ship names together. Yay.
Hmm...I feel like this isn't the appropriate name because Ego is Gary and Misty. Poke is Ash and Misty. Advance is Ash and May.
This could have been Brumage or Imanett or Egonett or Bruego
On second thought EgoPokevance is good.
Points For: Uh...I guess they can be friends.
Points Against: T-R-I-A-N-G-L-E! TRIANGLE!
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EgoRivalShipping
Involves: Gary and Jessie
Reaction: UHHHHH...maybe because this was a rival to Egoshipping? Nah I don't think so.
*shudders*
Points For: They have despised Ash at some point? Nah...Gary was really despises him. He was more like being boastful.
Points Against: Gary doesn't like Jessie and vice versa.