HEYHEYHEY YOU SEXY FOXES.
Ahh.. foxes... are my favorite animals.
As you, my friend, can hopefully tell by the title, this chapter is about Tv show quotes! I decided I'd throw chapters like this in here every now and then - but only for well known Tv shows, LIKE DRAKE AND JOSH (:
AND HERE I PRESENT TO YOU MY FAVORITE QUOTES FROM THE TV SHOW DRAKE&JOSH (:
(I literally had to go through Netflix to find these lol)
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Josh: "Did you do something to my brownies?"
Drake: "Oh yeah, Josh, I "live" to sabotage baked goods."
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Josh: [to Drake] "What, did he wear my underwear too?"
Jerry: "No, I don't wear underwear when I sleep."
Josh: "OK then. Three words: KEEP THE PAJAMAS!"
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Megan: "Do ponies lay eggs?"
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Drake: "You want a mouthful of fist?"
Josh: "You want a buttful of foot?"
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Drake: "Are you calling me a liar?"
Josh:"I ain't calling you a truther!"
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Josh: "I hope you go bald."
Drake: "I hope they cancel Oprah."
Josh: "Take that back"
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Josh: (in a foreign accent) "I kissed your wife."
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[Josh is awaiting surgery]
Mrs. Parker-Nichols: "Megan, is there something you'd like to say to Josh before we go?"
Megan: "I hope you don't die."
Josh: (sarcastically) "Love you too."
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Megan: Why do people have to be bad?"
Mrs. Parker: "Honey, just go back to your knitting, OK?"
Megan: "I'll try."
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*Josh:* "Drake, we have no money. How are we going to get dinner for Megan?"
[Drake grabs a bucket of popcorn from the trash.]
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Josh: Uh oh. I just had a bad thought.
Megan: "What? That you might grow old, never get married, and die alone?"
Josh: "No, but thank you for pointing out that possibility."
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"[after security guards send Drake and Josh to the back of the line at a roller coaster for fighting]"
Guard: "Are you with these two?"
Megan: "Never seen them before in my life
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Crazy Steve: [enters shouting] COCKADOODLE-DOO THE COW SAYS MOO!
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Mindy (to Josh): I guess we're girlfriend and boyfriend!
Josh: Fine, on one condition!
Mindy: What?
Josh: I get to be the boyfriend!
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Josh: This is my worst birthday ever!
Drake: Is it because you ran over Oprah?
Josh: No, because it's a little humid--YES, IT'S BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!
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Josh: "[shocked]" See you in chemistry."(Closes the door)" DRAKE!!
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Drake: Hurry!
Josh: "[typing on the computer]" Okay, we'll go to, uh, whatswrongwithmybody.com.
Drake: Whatswrongwithmybody.com?
Josh: I had it bookmarked. And we'll go to skin, disease, green, hands- "[looks at Drake's hands]" gross.
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Craig: Can I please take a break?
Steve: YOU WILL TAKE A BREAK WHEN DORA FINDS HER WAY TO THAT BANANA TREE! COME ON, DORA, IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE! ABRE LOS OJOS! COME ON!!
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Megan: So when are the lobsters gonna be done?
Drake: Yeah, I'm hungry.
Josh: I do not control the speed at which lobsters die!
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Josh: I can't believe that we're in Los Angeles driving a stolen car!
Drake: It's not stolen.
Josh: STOLEN!!!!
Drake: We borrowed it. Which is a perfectly reitable choice when you're trying to avoid being attacked by two maniacs.
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Walter: You "have" been known to 'act out'.
Drake: Like when?
Walter: You drove the lawnmower into the living room.
Drake: By accident!
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Helen: You made Crazy Steve quit?!
Josh: You hired a guy named Crazy Steve?
Helen: Had to. Long story. Not pretty. I've been trying to fire him for two months, but he's just so-
Josh: Crazy?
Helen: Mm-hmm.