The Joke Book

Por sardonic_clouds

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Are you sad and need to laugh? Well here's the answer to cure that sadness, The Joke Book. Filled with jokes... Más

Joke #1 : Newborn Baby
Joke #2 : Got Any Grapes?
Joke #3 : Who is Mary?
Joke #4 : Going Home
Joke #5 : The Cementary Gates
Joke #6 : Tornadoes and Blondes
Joke #7 : Where Does The Cucumber Go?
Joke #8 : Want A Bag
Joke #9 : Honesty Is Not A Good Quality
Joke #10 : Bad Taste
Joke #11 : Where Does It Hurt?
Joke #12 : Make Me Feel Like A Woman
Joke #13 : Shut Up, You're Next!
Joke #14 : Which Is Further?
Joke #15 : Dirty Things
Joke #16 : 3 Wishes
Joke #17 : Life's Confusing
Joke #18 : Just A Dream
Joke #19 : Not Beating You
Joke #20 : My Dog Is Better
Joke #21 : Car Window
Joke #22 : Wasn't Talking To You
Joke #23 : Girlfriend Search
Joke #25 : Sperm Jar
Joke #26 : Like The Way You're Thinking
Joke #27 : Two Hour Delay
Joke #28 : 69
Joke #29 : Ticket Abuse
Joke #30 : Escape Convict
Joke #31 : Lost Her For Sure
Joke #32 : Show Him Your Badge
Joke #33 : Smallest Dick
Joke #34 : Therapy
Joke #35 : Blowjob = Jewelry
Joke #36 : Three Phases
Joke #37 : I Wish
Joke #38 : Don't Eat It!
Joke #39 : Sex! Sex! Sex!
Joke #40 : Surprise!
Joke #41 : Unlucky Man
Joke #42 : Doctors Visit
Joke #43 : Five Important Qualities
Joke #44 : America VS. Russia
Joke #45 : Ten Dollar Lie
Joke #46 : I Know Your Secret
Joke #47 : 'Heart Attack'
Joke #48 : Rich Vs. Poor
Joke #49 : What Do I Look Like?
Joke #50 : One Word Or Two?
Joke #51 : No Way To Please Women
Joke #52 : Sex Vs. JB
Joke #53 : Dying Confessions
Joke #54 : Mother Of Six
Joke #55 : Expiration Date
Joke #56 : The Neighbor Of The Year
Joke #57 : Don't Know Shit
Joke #58 : Hold The Donkey
Joke #59 : Handjob
Joke #60 : 'Magical Genie'
Joke #61 : Screwed
Joke #62 : Shih Tzu
Joke 63 : Savage Doctor
Joke #64 : Coconut Head
Joke #65 : Comfortable
Joke #66 : Seven Cats
Joke #67 : Trouble and Mind Your Own Business
Joke #68 : Monkey Baby
Joke #69 : Bugs For Dinner
Joke #70 : Smart Jimmy
Joke #71 : Growing Monkey
Joke #72 : Bad Parents
Joke #73 : Report Card
Joke #74 : Crazy Driving
Joke #75 : Heart Attack
Joke #76 : Communication
Joke #77 : No Brain
Joke #78 : Gambling
Joke #79 : Death Wish
Joke #80 : Lucky Number Seven

Joke #24 : Camping Trip

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Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is leaving, Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Rob's friend are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the canonical ite only to find Rob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered and supper cooking over the fire. "Dang man, how long have you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess who?' I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. She had handcuffs and ropes and the bed! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did.

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