AGAIN! What the heck. I have so many.
Impulse: Anyone found the breaker?
Gem: I'm looking on the map.
Grian: Don't worry guys.
Grian: I've got you.
Skizz: What do you-
Grian *Stomps feet*
*Skechers, light up*
Tango: You lying, cheating, piece of s-!
Skizz: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Tango: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING ETHO WITH ME!
Impulse, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
Grian: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Joel: I'm a knife.
Etho, from across the room: They're the little spoon.
Martyn: Hey, is this seat taken?
Scott: Yes, this seat is for my boyfriend only.
Martyn: *starts looking away, sad*
Scott: You know I mean you, right?
Martyn: *beams happily*
Skizz: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Skizz: *punches a wall*
Skizz:
Skizz: Please take me to the hospital.
Scott: So you see? It's a Moo point.
Martyn: I think you meant a moot point-
Scott: No, moo. Y'know, like a cow? So it's a cow's opinion and no one really cares about a cow's opinion
Martyn: huh
Martyn, to others: Have I known him too long or did that entire thing just make sense?
Store owner: could a Pearl please report to the front reception?
Pearl, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store owner: *points to Lizzie and Gem sitting next to the desk pouting* I believe these are yours?
Lizzie & Gem: *simultaneously* We got lost.
Pearl: I didn't even bring you here with me-
Joel: *speeds around the corner on a tricycle*
Joel: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Grian: How-
Grian: Sleep is for the weak!
Jimmy: Grian, you're putting salt in your coffee-
Gem: Hey, I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Pearl: A pet WHAT?!
Cleo: William Snakespeare.
Etho: Tango and Skizz just stole my garbage!
Impulse: Literally why.
Tango: We have to win!
Impulse: Win WHAT?
Skizz: Earth Day!
Impulse: I'm so disappointed in you both.
Etho: Can I have my garbage back?
Impulse: NO!
Joel: Give me back my food.
Grian: No.
Jimmy: Just give it back to him, Grian.
Grian: I can't.
Jimmy: Why not?
Grian: Then Joel will win and we CAN'T let his ego get any bigger than it already is.
Etho: This is a mistake.
Joel, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Etho: But not today.
Joel, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess.
Impulse: You bought a taco?
Gem: Yes.
Impulse: From the same truck that hit Scott?!
Gem, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help him.
Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Cleo: S---.
Gem: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Pearl: OH MY GOD GUYS LIZZIE FELL OFF!!!
Cleo, negotiating with Gem
Cleo: We have Pearl. Give us ten thousand dollars and she will be returned to you
unharmed
Pearl: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Gem: . . .
Pearl: MAKE IT ONE MILLION-
Gem: Pearl, STOP!
Tango: *Screams*
Skizz: * Screams louder to assert dominance*
Impulse: Should we do something?!
Etho, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
Gem: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Pearl: They do.
Cleo: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
Joel: If you had to choose between Jimmy and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Grian: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Jimmy: Grian!
Joel: 63 cents.
Grian: I'll take the money.
Jimmy: Grian!!!
Scott: Do you want to know your gay name?
Martyn : My... my gay name?
Scott: Yeah, it's your first name-
Martyn : Haha. Very funny Scott-
Scott: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Martyn : Oh- oh my god.
Etho: I love hearing Impulse shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.
Oof. That was a lot. My favorites are the Boat Boys ones! Anyway, bye for now, 'fanks' for reading!
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