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"Craig Im so scared..."
"IM HERE TO PROTECT TO YOU"
"Really? Thank you Craig... You make me feel so safe.."
"Wow Tweek youre english is soooo much better."
"Really? Thanks Craig!"
"I FOUND IT. LOOK. Are you seeing it- Look look look."
"Seeing what?"
"The fact that youre dreaming. The things I said were things ive said in previous chapters."
"What? What previous-"
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My eyes open and I see Clyde over me.
"Tweek? Oh god youre not dead... Can ali- I mean uhhh Norans die?"
I nod. My head really hurts.... I try to rub it but my arms are stuck behind my back... Oh god oh jeez!!!
"CLYDEEEEE-"
He shakes his head frantically. "Shhh!!"
"Aye shut up back there!!!"
Ah! I stay quiet... I look around. Its bumpy and spacy. Is this a moving room? I turn to Clyde who looks at sad...
"Clyde wh-what is this?" I whisper.
He looks up at me. "A van. We're most definitely going to die."
"DIE?! GAHHHHHH- AHH!"
The fan moves really hard making me hit my head!
"I SAID SHUT UP"
Oh god... I start to shake. "I dont like this..... I should be fixing my ship right now... Ngh! This planet is terrible and now im gonna die...."
Clyde sighs "Im sorry. Maybe if I wasnt so stupid and if id been paying attention to our surroundings we would be okay right now..."
What was this feeling again? Simp.... Sim... Simba... Sympathy.... Yeah. I feel sympathy for Clyde.
"Its okay. Y-youre not- AcK! Youre not stupid! Youre really smart and if we die I guess id feel less scared cause im with my good human friend, Clyde." I smile at him. He smiles back.
"Well if we are actually gonna die.... I might as well spill my guts."
.....
Spill... Guts..?
"WHAT-"
"Shhh! Not literally! I mean tell you a secret. I big one."
I stop and think. A secret? Oh I have to keep a secret thats too much pressure man.... Still though. I still nod and listen.
He takes a deep breath, "Im still not over Tolkien...."
I blink.
He blinks.
"What? You... Dont tell me you dont know..."
I blink again. Whats he talking about? Craig never mentioned Clyde having to climb over Tolkien. Humans climb over humans? Humans are weird.
"That youre supposed to be climbing over Tolkien? No."
"Wha- No. Come on Tweek!" He squints at me before sighing
"Look. To make a long story short, Bebe made me and Tolkien kiss and it made me.... Develope feelings. Feelings as in... I like him...."
He looks down all sad. Awe poor guy.... Hey wait a second..
"Isnt he fucking Nichole?!"
"HUH-" He chokes on.. Air? Whatever. "W-well he never mentioned... Doing... That with her-"
"Craig told me! A boyfriend is fucking a boy so a girlfriend is fucking a girl and so theyre fucking and- GASSSPPPPPP" It just hit me... Oh. My. ꂦꀗ. "You wanna fuck Tolkien."
He pauses. "Well- I- Not exactly I- Umm.."
I blink at him. The fan rumbles and my wrists are starting to hurt. Oh yeah we've been taken and now we're gonna die. Cant forget that.
He sighs. "Yeah. I mean you can put it that way...."
Awe no wonder hes so sad... If theres one thing Kenny taught me its that humans love fucking! Like a lot a lot! ALL HUMANS LOVE TO FUCK!!! And Clyde cant fuck Tolkien and be his boyfriend so they can fuck because Tolkien already has someone to fuck....
I scoot closer to Clyde. "Its okay to wanna fuc- GAGH!"
The fan stops and almost pushes me over onto Clyde! I start shaking again. This is where we die! No my ꋖꅏ꒒ꌅꁅ's wont be able to take my ashes and shoot them into the sky so I can be a star after I die!!
(Noran thing)
They grab us out of the fan. In twitching and shaking and we're gonna die and- Ohhh a fan is a car! Clyde could have just just said that!
"Lets go!" The shady human pushes me.
I look around. This a definitely not South Park... So many trees. I glance at Clyde. Hes scared too...
Eventually we get to a little house. The scary humans release our wrists before shoving us in a room with no windows. They lock the door. They didnt kill us... But they will soon. My eyes are wide and im trembling and- Craig. I wanna see Craig....
"Tweek.... I saw dildos."
I rub my wrist. "Huh? Whats a dildo?"
"You dont know.... Its a toy shaped like a dick."
I jump. Who would want a toy shaped like a penis?! Wh-what would it even be used for?!
Clyde grips his hair. "Theyre gonna shove those dildos up our asses then leave us somewhere in the woods...."
I scream. "GAHHH!! THEYRE GONNA GAY SEX US WITH THOSE THINGS?!!"
He goes to sit on the floor but stops and stays standing because the floor is nasty... "This is all my fault what are we gonna do?!"
What are we gonna do?! I was right! Humans love fucking so much theyd fuck someone who didnt want to be fucked!
"Nghhhh-"
Beep beep beep
"Whats that?"
Oh no... My ꉣꌚꍩꂠ꒻ꈼ is out of power!! Theyre gonna find out im a Noran and instead of gay sexing me with a dildo theyre gonna KILL me!!
"Its my ꉣꌚꍩꂠ꒻ꈼ!!"
He gasps. "Youre watch thing? Shit!"
My tail and my antennas and my skin an4d everything all gos back to normal. Which is bad.
"Woah I forgot how cool you looked! And all those gadgets! How do they just disappear when you press that single button?!" Hes all crazy and hopping and excited. He saw me like this just last wednesday! "Wait... Holy shit. Your gadgets!! Tweek use your gadgets! We dont have to get raped!"
I think about it.
"No!! Everyone will find out im a Noran and- Hey what are you doing?!" He sticks his hand in my back pocket and pulls out- gasp No....
"Whats this thing?
"Put that down! Its called a ꉣꌚꍩ and its not for you! Its dangerous! Its only for emergencies!!!"
He rolls his eyes and keeps ꉣꌚꀗꂦ looking at it. "This is an emergency- Hey whats this button do?" NO HE FOUND THE BUTTON. "WOAHOHOHO!! IT TURNS INTO A GIANT GUN?!"
I pull on my antennas "Nghhhh! Put that down! ITS DANGEROUS!!"
Clyde just ignores me and prepares to shoot. "Hows this even work?" He presses another button and it glows. No no no!! "Nevermind I got it!" He points it at the door.
I take hold of it not exactly able to get it from him. "Put it down! Its not for humans!"
He yanks it back from me. "Dude, I know for a fact you do not want them to assault us with fucking DILDOS"
I yank it towards me. "This could kill us!! Let. It. GO you ꂦꀗ!!"
He yanks it again. "Stop cursing at me in Noran you Chienne!!"
I yank it even harder. "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN"
He yanks it harder too. "OH IT DOESNT FEEL GOOD DOES IT?!"
Before I can yank it back the door swings open.
"What the fuck are you two doing in here- Huh...? When did you have to time to get all dressed up? What the fuck- Where did you get that gun...?"
Me and Clyde stop, look at each other then pull it at the same time, triggering the power and it shoots right at the shady human.
"Its a lazer gun!? Portial is sick!!"
"GAH! NO!"
"Freedom!"
"NGH!!"
Clyde runs out of the room and I run after him. Theres the other human and theres another one too!
"Wh-what the-"
Clyde throws my ꉣꌚꍩ on the floor and grabs me.
"Clyde!! I swear to my ꋖꅏ꒒ꌅꁅ's-"
"What else you got here? Ohhh whats this?"
"NO THATS EQUIVALENT TO A HUMAN FLAME THROWER"
"Sick."
"NO NOT ꉣꌚꀗꂦ SICK"
Sorry for not updating Boytoy in so long im just a lil stuck is all. A lil scared of finishing it or something Idk im weird and stuff and yeah idk SORRY
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