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"Butters moaned in hot pleasure as I pulled in and out of his tight hole. 'Ah! Kenny!' He screamed my name. It made me work faster and-"
"Thank you Kenny but that essay was on why you should never grope a woman's breasts from behind, not your sick fantasies about Butters Stotch mkay? I dont know how you could have forgotten. Youve got two black eyes. Mkay."
This sucks. Im glad Tweek decided to pick today to not get detention because that would sprout many questions. "Craig whats a cum? Craig whats a moan? Craig whats a thrust? Craig whats a g-spot?"
Hes been here for what? Basically a month. I dont need him learning all that right now. He can stay an innocent alien. Whats worse is that hes been hanging with Butters and if he had heard Kennys sick disgusting wattpad smut story it would raise plenty of questions.
Wait- Shit. Hes with Butters right now... Does Butters know? I mean.... Does it really matter- Damnit yes it does. At this rate the whole school will-
"Craig! I said its your turn Mkay?" Oh shit.
"Yeah whatever im coming- Shut the fuck up Kenny." Kenny snickers some more after I glare at him.
I stand up and hold out my paper. "Im sorry that all the teachers are sensitive as fuck and cant handling a mother fucking finger in their faces. Im sorry that the teachers are so goddamn annoying I have to take extreme measures and raise my finger. Im sorry im always right. Im sorry no one can accept that and refrain from sending me to detention every single day. Im sorry I dont actually care about your feelings. Thank you. P.s fuck you Mr. Mackey."
I take my seat, smiling to myself. That is by far... the best thing... I have ever written. "Thank you Craig. Thats better than nothing..."
Good. Now for the Tweek situation... I need help. I cant go anywhere right now..... Ughhhhhhh
I pull out my phone and call bebe. I dont want to but I need her help. Clyde isnt any help. Hes too fucking stupid.
Bebe
Talking on the phone with Wendy while doing my nails. Thats what im doing right now. "Break up with him already hes probably sucking dick behind your back. Specifically Kyles dick..... Does Kyle even have a dick? No I know its just... Is it possible for a guy to have an ass that plump and juicy? Its so smackable Wends!! Oh do not give me that! You and I both know he stares at that ass day and night. Hes definitely taken the time out to- Ugh Craigs calling. No I cant ignore it, it could be important. Oh please you enjoy talking to me babes."
I answer Craigs call and the first thing I hear is Mr. Mackey telling him to put his phone away. He got detention again.... "What do you want Craig. I was kinda busy thinking about Kyles ass."
"Wha..? No nevermind. I need you to go to my house and hang out with Tweek and Butters. I want to make sure Butters hasnt found out Tweeks an alien."
There he goes again. I scoff and admire my nails. "Noran."
"I dont ca-"
I cut him off and laugh at him in my head. "You dont trust him? Im pretty sure he can hold himself. Hes a big boy." I say that last part sarcastically. Craigs acting like Tweeks a small itty twinky baby. No one else has found out what Tweek really is after Clyde did.
"Shut up Bebe. I just want to make sure."
I snicker at him and then laugh as he fails to flip me off because well... Hes on the phone with me. "Youre worried about Tweek! Just say that boykisser!!"
"I am not afraid to hit a girl, Bebe. Dont test m-"
"Thats Bebe? Tell her I said hi!"
Oh my god thats Kenny! He came to a sleepover let us give him the best makeover ever sooooo hes one of the girls now. "Hey babessss!"
"He cant hear you just go, Bebe! Hurry up before I go there myself and end up suspend-"
I hang up on him and call Tweek. This is gonna be fun! Why hang out ay Craigs house when my house is hot and ready?
Wait no not like that-