This is The Brittany Show
The Brittany Show
You're positively gonna love The Brittany Show
There's Miss Miller
And what there's more
There's the girl who giggles known as Eleanor
And now you see
On camera three
The sister known as Jeanette on the family tree
And here's the star of the show!
Brittany!...Brittany!
Ready, here we go!
Here's The Brittany Show!
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ALVINNN!!! And The Chipmunks CGI Series
We're The Chipettes
The Chipettes
Watch out 'cause here we come
It's been a while but we're back with style
So get set to have some fun
We'll bring you action and satisfaction
We're the Chipettes
C-H-I-P-E-T-T-E
We're the Chipettes
Guaranteed to brighten your day
When you feel like a laugh
Give us a call, we'll give you our all
And if you feel like a song
Tune in to us and sing right along
We're the Chipettes
Coming on stronger than ever before
We're the Chipettes
Brittany, Jeanette, Eleanor
Doo Doo, Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo
Doo Doo, Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo
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Me:(After watching a good ALVINNN!!! And The Chipmunks episode like Alvin Management, Simon Says, and A Rose By Any Other Name)"Okay.(Slaps hands together and sighs)That was good shit. Aw man, that's good. That's some good shit right there. That's freaking good shit right there. Holy shit. That was funny as hell. That was funny shit. Oh shit. That was great. Oh shit. That's funny shit. Oh. Too good. Too good. Where the hell do you get this shit from? Where do they come up with this stuff?"
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On Nick.Com ALVINNN!!! And The Chipmunks there's an Alvin remix where Dave yells and other people say Alvin's name. I have an idea for a Simon remix, because Alvin isn't the only one who gets into mischief, Simon gets into mischief too! There would be the clip of Dave yelling Simon's name in A Rose By Any Other Name, the clip of Dave yelling Simon's name in The Littlest Robot, the clip of Alvin yelling Simon's name in Double Dangus, the clip of Jeanette saying Simon's name as she thanks him in Super Girls, the clip of Simon winking at her in Saving Simon, the same clip from the Alvin Remix from Members Only where Simon says "I'm sorry. Could you say that just, you know, a little louder?" And the remix would end with Simon smirking from the episode Bully For You.
It'd be all like:
Dave:(Angrily yelling)"SIMON!!!"
Dave:(Angrily yelling)"Simon!"
Alvin:"Simon!"
Theodore:"Simon!"
Jeanette:"Thank you, Simon!"
Simon winking at Jeanette with a ding.
Dave:"Simon."
Dave:(Angrily yelling)"Simon!"
Simon:"I'm sorry. Could you say that just, you know, a little louder?"
Dave:(Angrily yelling)"SIMON!!!"
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Me:"This letter comes to us from Simon and he writes "Dear Alvin, fuck you."
You Guys:(Laughing)"That's something Simon would write."
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Simon:(About Alvin)"I love him..."
Alvin:(Smiling)"Ah!"
Simon:"But I hate him."
Alvin:(Frowning)"Oh..."
Simon:"He's like ice cream with salt on it! He's sweet but annoying! He's nice and super freaking annoying!"
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Treasure Hunt
Simon:"What makes you think I have any interest in your delusional adventurism?"
Jeanette:"Come on, Simon! Where's your sense of adventure?"
Simon:"It ran off with my sense of humor."
Jeanette:"Please Simon?"
Jeanette gives Simon the boo hoo eyes.
Simon:"Okay, I'm in!"
Jeanette:"Super!"
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Alvin:"Hey, Dave, can our first song go like this?(makes a loud bass sound)And then turn into one of those songs that goes...(makes a high pitched screech)
Dave:(covers his ears, and then resumes to his normal attitude)"Yes, perfect."
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When Simon says something poetic.
Me:"Wow, you're a real poet, Simon."
Simon:"Scientist!"
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ALVINNN!!! And The Chipmunks
The Littlest Robot
Alvin:"I can't tell you! Someone's life is at stake!"
Dave:(Worried)"Wait, wait, someone's life is at stake?!"
Officer Dangus:"I'm telling you, this is what he keeps saying! "Someone's life is at stake" "Someone's life is at stake"."
Me:"Oh like Survival Island on Poptropica. Your Poptropican's life is at stake A LOT in that island. Hence the name! Survival! I've got to not die from hypothermia! I've got to not die from starvation! I've got to not die from a crazy madman hunting me and trying to kill me to add as a trophy to his collection!"
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Poptropica
Survival Island: Episode 4
My Poptropican Character:"I'm free!"
Myron Van Buren:"Eager to get started, eh? Have it your way. When my man here blows the horn, the hunt is on!"
My Poptropican Character:"What are we hunting?"
Myron Van Buren:"You have misunderstood my intentions. You, dear friend, are the quarry!"
Me:"What?! Wait, what?! Wait, that's illegal! Dude, that's just plain wrong! That's messed up, man! Man, you've got some serious problems!"
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Poptropica
Survival Island: Episode 5
When my Poptropican character is slowly and stealthily sneaking around.
Me:(Nodding my head in approval)"Stealthy."
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Poptropica
Mocktropica Island
After The Focus Tester, The Safety Inspector, The Ad Sales Manager, and The Cost-Cutter turn into a giant robot.
My Poptropican Character:"I think this is above my pay grade." In other words, she means, "I don't get paid enough for this."
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Poptropica
Virus Hunter Island
My Poptropican Character:"Uh, is this thing safe?"
Dr.Lange:"Of course it is! We have a 99% sucess rate!"
My character should have said:
My Poptropican Character:"That does not ease my nerves in the slightest."
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Poptropica
Counterfeit Island Common Room: The Moldy Baquette Inn. Oh like the moldy baquette in the Danger Force episode Mime Games.
In Counterfeit Island it should have been like this:
My Poptropican Character:(Holding a moldy baquette; To The Black Widow)"All right, lady,(Holding the moldy baquette up about the strike The Black Widow with it)Baquette wrecked!"
My Poptropican Character uses the moldy baquette to hit The Black Widow to the ground.
My Poptropican Character:(Hitting The Black Widow with the moldy baquette)"Gah!"
The Mystery Man:"Baquette wrecked?"
My Poptropican Character:"Yeah."
The Myster Man:"Okay, Pink Heart."
My Poptropica Character:"Ah-ha!"
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Poptropica
Cryptids Island
You Guys:"Loch Ness Monster marries Bigfoot?!"
Me:"Oh that I have got really good info!"
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Poptropica
My Poptropican Character To A Bad Guy:"You're under arrest, buddy!"
Bad Guy:"Oh. I see. And who are you? A little girl?"
My Poptropican Character:"I'm your worst nightmare!"
My Poptropican Character starts beating the bad guy up.
Me:"Whoa! Look at that kick! That punch! Did you see that kick? What about that punch?"
You Guys:"Uh, you might want to put this in your photo album."
Me:"Uh, of course!"
I stutter as I get the camera out and take pictures of my Poptropican Character beating the bad guy up.
"Flash!" went the camera.
The Poptropica creators step in front of us.
Poptropica Creator One:"Okay! Hang on!"
Poptropica Creator Two:"Uh-huh.(Arms folded)Us again."
My Poptropican Character:(Walking over to us; Hands on her hips)"Oh great! My cover's been blown!"
Me:"Uh, sorry Pink Heart but it's for a good cause."
My Poptropican Character:"Oh really. I can't wait to hear about this."
Scene cuts to me showing you guys the 4 pictures from the photo album of my Poptropica character in Spy Island and the two pictures of her beating up the bad guy.
Me:"...And that ladies and gentlemen is my story."
You Guys:(Eyes wide open; Jaws dropped)"Wow! Pink Heart a secret agent? That's--"
My Poptropican Character:"Classified!(Taking the photos from me and ripping them apart in two)You can't print any of that! Do you understand?"
You Guys:(Saluting)"Yes sir! I mean ma'am! Wow! Sorry, this is just very overwhelming. So what do we call you?"
My Poptropican Character:"Code name is Pink Heart."
You Guys:(Saluting)"Yes Agent Heart!"
My Poptropican Character:"It's now Director."
You Guys:(Saltuting)"Yes Director Heart!"
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Poptropica
The state it's in now
You Guys:"Ho ho!(Grabbing the clipboard with the new stuff on Poptropica on it)Is this the new stuff on Poptropica? Wait, wait, what? What is this? New costumes, new pet costumes, new decorations for house?! No one cares about this! Where are the new islands?"
Me:"There aren't! There aren't new islands anymore! There's no more new islands here! Which means--(Sadly sighs)Poptropica's not the same anymore..."
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Poptropica
The state it's in now
After my Poptropican is done completing islands.
You Guys:"Ho ho!(Grabbing the clipboard with the stuff my Poptropican character does on it)Is this the stuff your character does? Wait, wait, what? What is this? Pink Heart dresses up, Pink Heart dresses up her pets, Pink Heart decorates her house?! No one cares about this! Where does she kick butt?"
Me:"She doesn't! She doesn't do it anymore! There's no more butt kicking here! She's completed all the islands!"
You Guys:"Already?! That was quick!"
Me:"There's only 12 islands! Not 51 one like it used to be! Which means--!(Sadly sighs)Poptropica's not the same anymore..."
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Me:(About my Poptropican)"Okay, so, what do we know so far? 1. She's nice, helpful and heroic. 2. She's a deadpan snarker and sarcastic. 3. Her mom washed her mouth out with soap. Ooh that's--that's unfortunate."
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When Poptropica gets rid of Membership and it's free now
Me:"Oh, I'm so happy right now."
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When my Poptropican Pink Heart solves mysteries on islands. Like Counterfeit Island, Mystery Train Island, Timmy Failure Island, and Goofball Island.
Pink Heart is beautiful, with her beautiful shining long golden blonde hair that fell across the right side of her face, hiding one of her deep-blue eyes.Pink Heart is wearing a hot pink trench coat and matching hat with a magenta band, belt, buttons and high heeled knee high boots. She leans against a wall, hands in her pockets, one leg over the other. Her eyebrows and eyes are narrowed. She bit her lip, then she slowly swiped her moist tongue over her lips, getting them wet. She chews on a piece of pink watermelon gum, making chewing and smacking noises. Every so often she blows a bubble, it pops, and gathers the gum on her lips with her tongue and puts in back in her mouth and resumes chewing.
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When my Poptropican character has on:
Pink Shirt
Pink Skirt
Pink Blazer/Vest
Pink Belt
Pink Hat
Pink Lipstick
Pink Blush
You Guys:"So. Much. PINK! Too much pink!"
Me:"Oh, you can never have too much pink!"
You Guys:"Would you stop being such a girl?"
Me:"NO!"
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Bose:(Elbowing Chapa; Eyebrows moving up and down and wiggling; Singing)"Bow-chica-wow-wow-chica-wow-wow!" Bose winks at Chapa.
Chapa:"Wink at me again, and I'll tear out your eyelids."
Bose:"Oooh! Feisty, aren't we! I like a woman who's feisty!"
Bose purrs and growls at Chapa.
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Bose:(Leaning on the Mancycle; To Chapa and Mika)"Hey ladies, wanna go for a ride?"
Chapa and Mika:"Yeah!"
Scene cuts to Bose riding the Mancycle with Chapa riding behind him on the back, her arms tightly wrapped around his waist, and Chapa is smiling. Mika is sitting in a little sidecar, her arms crossed, pouting.
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Credit to @Wewantthecake's OC!
Cindy's nicknames for the gang.
Schwoz: Bill Nye The Science Guy.
Ray: Dumb.
Bose: And Dumber.
Miles: Dreadlocks.
Mika: Curly.
Chapa: Chapadorable.
Alanna: Giggles.
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The Da Silva House
Cindy, Sage, and Alanna are in their shared bedroom together. Cindy is on her phone and on her bed. Sage is on her phone and on her top bunk of the bunk bed and Alanna is on her phone and on her bottom bunk of the bunk bed.
Chapa is at a sleepover at Mika and Miles's house with Mika, Miles, and Bose.
A ping comes from Alanna's phone.
Alanna:"Oh! Chapa texted me!"
Sage:"Ooh! What'd she say?"
Alanna:"She says "OMG so jelly I'm dying my hot crush Bose walked up to my BFF Mika and literally called her "Darlin'" right in my face."(Confused as fuck)I don't know what any of that means."
Sage:(Also confused as fuck)"Me neither."
Cindy:(Rolling her eyes)"That's because you two are too young to understand real life. Chapa and I are old enough to understand though. Chapa must have meant to send it to me."
Alanna:(Scoffs)"You don't know that."
A ping comes from Alanna's phone.
Sage:"Who is it?"
Alanna:"Chapa!"
Cindy:(Smugly)"What is she saying?"
Alanna:(Meekly)"Oops! Sorry A! I meant to send this to C!"
Cindy puts her phone down, gets up, walks over to Alanna and holds her hand out.
Cindy:"Here. Give me your phone."
Alanna:(Pouting)"Fine."
Alanna gives her phone to Cindy.
Cindy:"Okay girls. Um, how bout' I send Chapa this:?(Types as she talks out loud)"Dude, no way would Bose call Mika "Darlin'" unless he was trying to make YOU jelly which means he totes likes you, NOT her."
Sage:"Yeah! That's brilliant! Send it!"
Cindy sends it.
Cindy:"Sent!"
Cindy gives Alanna her phone back.
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Dumber Force
When Chapa is in her dimwitted state
Chapa:(To Bose; In a daze)"You're pretty.(Touches Bose's hair and ruffles it)Oh, you have such pretty hair. It's so luscious, so silky, so soft, so fluffy!"
Bose:"Thanks. I use a special hair care product."
Chapa smiles and giggles as she continues to play with Bose's hair.
After Chapa punches Bose.
Bose:"I'm not gonna lie...that was pretty hot."
Chapa:(Blushing)"What?"
Bose:"Your punch. It was hot."
Chapa:(Blushing)"Y-you really-really think so?"
Bose:"I know so."
Chapa:(Smiling)"Thank you, Bose."
Bose:"You're welcome. But my face still hurts though."
Chapa:"Here.(Slowly walks up to Bose)Let me make it better."
Chapa kisses Bose all over his face, gently and slowly, leaving gentle little "Smerps". She finishes with a big, slow, and gentle kiss on Bose's lips. She breaks the kiss with a smerp and slowly pulls away, smiling.
Chapa:"There. Better?"
Bose:(Lovestruck; Blushing; Smiling; Dreamily)"Oh yeah...Much better..."
Ray:"Um...Bose?"
Bose:(Eyes closed; Smiling)"Ray, Ray, please. I'm still trying the cherish the moment! Ho ho!"
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I watched the new episode of Danger Force. Favorite part Bose and Chapa salsa dancing! Eeeee! Here! Let me write Something!
When Bose/Brainstorm comes back.
Mika/Shoutout:(Walking towards Bose/Brainstorm with a smile on her face)"Here's looking at you, Brainstorm."
Bose/Brainstorm:"What? Hmm--"
Bose/Brainstorm gets cut off by Mika/Shoutout kissing him on the lips.
Bose/Brainstorm quickly pushes her away and wipes his lips in disgust.
Bose/Brainstorm:(Wiping his lips in disgust; Disgusted)"Bleugh! Too much gloss!"
Chapa/Volt:(Walking toward Bose/Brainstorm with a smile on her face)"Here's looking at you, Brainstorm."
Bose/Brainstorm:"What? Hmm--mmm..." Bose gets cut off by Chapa/Volt kissing him on the lips.
Bose/Brainstorm kisses back.
They kiss until they run out of breath and pull away.
Bose/Brainstorm:(Touching his lips; Dreamily)"Mmm...Just the right amount of gloss."
Chapa/Volt:(To Mika/Shoutout)"Ha!"
Mika/Shoutout:(To Chapa/Volt)"Grrr!"
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Credit to @Wewantthecake's OC!
Hey, Where's Schowz?
Cindy and Alanna were Salsa Dancing Partners and Salsa Dancing together. Cindy was picking Alanna up and twirling her around, Cindy also had eyes on Bose, making sure he doesn't try anything funny while he's dancing with her.
Later
Frankini:"Someone who puts glitter in the ceptic system so everybody pees rainbows!"
Ray:"Wait, that was you?"
Bose:"I thought something was wrong with my toilet."
Mika:"I thought something was wrong with my kidneys!"
Cindy:"I thought it was something that I ate."
Alanna:"I thought it was cool!"
Everybody stares at Alanna.
Alanna:"What? What do you want from me? I'm six."
Later
When Bose/Brainstorm blows his cover
Cindy/Laser Girl facepalms
When Bose/Brainstorm gets kidnapped
Cindy/Laser Girl:(Clutching her hair in exasperation)"Oh that Brainstorm is so STUPID! Blowing his cover instantly and getting himself kidnapped!"
Chapa/Volt:(Angry)"Hey! Do NOT call Brainstorm "Stupid!"
Cindy/Laser Girl:"Well he is!"
Later
Chapa:"Anybody else really worried about Brainstorm right now?"
Mika:"He's such a delicate creature."
Ray:"They better be treating our little baby Bose like a little baby prince!"
Chapa:(To Mika)"Wait a minute.(Walking towards Mika)Did you just call Bose a delicate creature?"
Mika:(To Chapa)"Yeah?(Walking towards Chapa)So what if I did?"
Chapa:(To Mika; Walking closer to her; Angry)"Bose is mine!"
Mika:(To Chapa; Walking closer to her; Angry)"He loves me!"
Cindy breaks in between the two girls who are glaring daggers at each other.
Cindy:"Girls, girls, girls! Bose is a person! He's not yours to "Get" or "Have"! He's not the last half of a sandwich!"
Music starts playing.
Ray:"What's that music?"
Alanna:"I think Chapa and Mika are going to sing."
Ray:"Oh, great!"
Chapa and Mika start to sing together about Bose.
Ah ooh
Something in the way he moves (ooh, ooh)
Something in the way he grooves (ooh, ooh)
Something in the way he makes me feel so crazy (ooh)
And he got style too (ooh, ooh)
From his hat to his shoes (ooh, ooh)
You're irresistible
He's smooth with all the ladies (ooh)
My heart is pounding
My pulse is racing
I'm going crazy, oh
He is a heartthrob (he's a heartthrob), heartthrob (he's a heartthrob)
He makes my heart throb like bump-a-bump-a-bump-a-bump
He is a heartthrob (he's a heartthrob), heartthrob (he's a heartthrob)
He makes my heart throb (ohh) like bump-a-bump-a-bump-a-bump
Later
Chapa/Volt:"Now this is what I signed up for!"
Cindy/Laser Girl giggles at Chapa's enthusiasm.
Chapa/Volt:"I'm gonna bring this whole operation down! Be right back!"
Cindy/Laser Girl:(Horrified; Worried Chapa/Volt is going to get hurt)"SIS, WAIT!"
Miles/AWOL:"Volt, wait!"
But Chapa/Volt is already out the door.
When Chapa/Volt comes back and is struggling to push the door closed.
Cindy/Laser Girl:(Horrified; Worried about Chapa/Volt's safety)"SIS!"
When Chapa/Volt put a board on a door.
Cindy/Laser Girl:(Wanting Chapa/Volt to come right away)"SIS!"
Miles/AWOL:"Volt!"
When Chapa/Volt comes Cindy/Laser Girl clutches Chapa/Volt tightly while Cindy hangs onto Miles/AWOL's arm so he could teleport them back to the Man's Nest.
When they're back at the Man's Nest Cindy/Laser Girl tightly hugs Chapa/Volt.
Cindy/Laser Girl:(Happy Chapa/Volt is safe and sound)"Oh sis! I'm so glad you're okay!"
Chapa/Volt:"Uh..help...can't breathe...crushing...lungs..."
Cindy/Laser Girl realizes she's hugging Chapa too hard and lets go of her.
Cindy/Laser Girl:(Sheepishly)"Oh!(Sheepishly grins)Sorry."
Chapa/Volt:(Dusting herself off; Laughing)"It's okay."
Later
Chapa/Volt:"I hope they treated you guys okay."
Bose/Brainstorm:"Ah, it's okay. Other than getting yeeted against a wall..."
Chapa/Volt opens her mouth in shock at the last part while Cindy/Laser Girl giggles.
Bose/Brainstorm:"They were pretty okay."
Cindy/Laser Girl:"Wait a minute...They yeeted you against a wall?"
Chapa/Volt:"Yeah! Horrible!"
Cindy/Laser Girl:"No! Hilarious! Ah man, I wish I could have recorded that."
Schwoz:"Actually I do have some footage from the tracking device when that happened. Wanna see?"
Both of the sisters shouted their answers in unsion together at the same time.
Chapa:"No!"
Cindy:"Yes!"
Schwoz:"Hokay, here it is."
Schwoz shows a excited Cindy and a upset Chapa the footage on the tracking device tablet.
The Tablet
It shows the scene where they yeeted Bose.
Bose:"Watch the hair, watch the hair! Ahh!"
Bose screams as he crashes.
Chapa covers her mouth in shock and horror while Cindy bursts out laughing.
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Mika calls Bose
"Honey"
"Sweetie"
"Boo"
"Baby"
"Baby Boy"
Mika refers to herself as "Mama"
Bose sings about Mika.
I can tell that you love me
I can see that you care
I can feel you surround me
Through the heat of your stare
But sometimes it gets a little bit much
So I need to explain
You're creeping me out
It's starting to make me scared
Enough is enough
You follow me everywhere
You're always